Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Aunt Carol]

That's crazy. No dresses, nail polish, or anything?

Yup. Maybe a couple earrings. Mostly semi-homeless dudes or ex-homeless-now-LTC dudes who knew their way around the system, which parts to lean on. You could see that stupid cunning in their eyes; they know they can force people to comply, even if all they get out of it is amusement and a private room, and a "reasonable" excuse to flip out on people.

but these same people are into feral porn and all that shit regarding the cats, including the kittens.

Man, even cats don't want to be having cat sex.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Being an astronaut requires a fuckload of physical labor and conditioning to withstand going in and out of orbit.

You underestimate retards willingness to do retarded things in the name of "progress" I would not at all be surprised anymore if the first person on Mars or the next person on the moon is diverse at the expense of qualifications.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

Spoiler: Pooner vs Security

Just a vent. I’m FTM and I just almost had security called on me for using the mens’ public bathroom at my own place of work the other day, in a very very blue state. I had just gotten out of evening shift at 11:30pm in a big city and a guy followed me to the bathroom yelling “bitch” to get my attention, so I didn’t acknowledge him because I didn’t want trouble. Once I was in a stall I heard him talk to the cleaning guy and say a “woman” was in there. The cleaning guy then said to get security and I just sat in there terrified but eventually forced myself to come out because I had to catch my bus. The cleaning guy was still there and tried to tell me that’s the mens’ room and I mustered up some balls, gestured to myself, and said “yes, that’s me, I don’t want any problems for using the correct restroom” and I think he finally realized something. I think the person who followed me in probably didn’t think I was trans because my beard isn’t that visible from far away, and just thought I was a woman because I don’t always pass, but it scared the shit out of me to almost have a run in with security for just using the bathroom.

Spoiler: Pooner's Mom Hates Her

TW: SUICIDE

Two years ago I came across a chat opened up by my mother, texting an unknown number, sending a picture of mine taken in a private setting without my consent. The text below said "she's sick". without further explanation. about the same time she had another conversation with someone else over a text, saying: "my 18 year old daughter thinks she's a boy" By that time I was out for 2 years.

In 2022, I wasn't told where we were going and she took me to see a nun, who also somehow already knew I was about to be a student in uni so I was forced to deadname and refer to myself as a girl.

There's too many examples. I have been told to "jump out the window" or "k*ll yourself" on multiple occasions. She claims to have grown as a person but this wasn't all that long ago.

P.S she still refers to me as a "human being" I have told her multiple times to stop doing that. when I do she just says "oh so you're not a human being?". She calls everyone else "boy" casually. Heck, she even calls my dog a boy. She respects the dog more than her own son.

Then in the comments:

Forgot when she got mad that my therapist was actually supportive. "you only go see her because she sees you as a man" yeah?? why would I willingly go to someone who doesn't?

 

[FinnSven]

The hard part of being a pooner.
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So “dysphoria” is the new “anxiety”?

That just sounds like what people claim when they want an excuse for being lazy and incapable.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Off topic, and I know it's the accepted term, but describing a company licensing a brand or celebrity name for a product line as a 'collab' I find entertaining and ridiculous.

Like, was JK Rowling in the Chinese manufacturing plant working with the chemical engineers to get the nail polish viscosity at just the right level? Did she develop samples for what 'butterbeer' should look and smell like?

In an alternate universe where J.K. Rowling is autistic, this would have happened.

There are a ton of Harry Potter collab right now, I noticed a lot of food ones because I am fat and you will not have sex with me. I don't know why this promotion is happening, is the show coming out soon?
There is always HP stuff, but it seemed like a flood of them.

Perhaps capitalizing on an anti-tranny wave.

 

[Fapcop]

A lil dood has an unfortunate visit by reality.
As she’s standing with her little harness and strapping on her little fake dick, she’s suddenly hit with the awareness of how PATHETIC this is.


Of course she then proceeds to miss the point by a mile. Instead of acknowledging that this pathetic existence wouldn’t be a thing if she accepted that she’s a woman, she swerves left and goes: “If only I had a REAL dick, I would feel better!”

Sad!

A packin’ pooner shows up in the comments and starts raving autistically about how her silicone dildo is ACKSHUALLY her real dick!



Note the delusion on full display as she starts sperging about her “four inch packer” feeling and moving “just like a cis dick”.

Mhmm… Sure sis! Men constantly run around with semi-erect four inch cocks don’t ya know!

 

[Starefag]

You underestimate retards willingness to do retarded things in the name of "progress" I would not at all be surprised anymore if the first person on Mars or the next person on the moon is diverse at the expense of qualifications.

Progress bows in the face of monetary costs. And there's nothing more expensive than shoving several people into space with food and water.

 

[Argos]

Thank you for posting this. Not only can I support Orly thumbing their noses at troons, I've had a horrible day and need to cheer myself up.

Intend to do a longer post in the Rowling Derangement Syndrome thread, but this fits here, too.

Orly, a nail polish company, recently released a small Harry Potter themed collection. The trannies and handmaidens naturally

 

[Vi0l3t]

I cant reply to the OP but

"anyways, when the doctor first came in, he assumed i was a cis woman and began asking my boyfriend questions about my health, which is obviously not a thing that happens to men. frankly i was okay with this"

Are troons fucking retarded? This has never happened to me or any woman i know. I have never heard about a doctor asking the man usually its the opposite.

 

[Free the Pedos]

every time I do see something she posts, she's pretty polite and mild-mannered, not channeling Nuremburg speeches.

Nobody’s perfect.

 

[Fapcop]

I cant reply to the OP but

"anyways, when the doctor first came in, he assumed i was a cis woman and began asking my boyfriend questions about my health, which is obviously not a thing that happens to men. frankly i was okay with this"

Are troons fucking retarded? This has never happened to me or any woman i know. I have never heard about a doctor asking the man usually its the opposite.

Average: “And then the whole bus clapped!” Story.

You’re not just dealing with a coombrained pervert. You’re dealing with a coombrained pervert who never goes outside but spends all his time on Reddit, and has been circlejerked into believing that America is some sort of Hick-Afghanistan, where the doctor speaks with the boyfriend because women are hysterical or something.

“I see you brought your foid… Is she eating ok? What’s the problem? She doesn’t let you mate at will?”

 

[Vi0l3t]

Average: “And then the whole bus clapped!” Story.

Right lmfao god i hate troons.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Re: Harry Potter food sperging, I was looking for those lemon kitkats they always put in the Easter candy racks and saw these:



I didn't try it- the idea of "butterbeer" leaves me uncertain what flavor to expect- so someone else can give it a go and report back.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

The hard part of being a pooner.
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women missing class because they spent an hour trying on clothes and nothing fits lol. How removed from men are they in their life that they put this out into the world with no self awareness and still claim to be men lol

 

[Clutter]

What does Butterbeer taste like? Butter+Beer?

I didn't try it- the idea of "butterbeer" leaves me uncertain what flavor to expect- so someone else can give it a go and report back.

Butterbeer is a cream soda + butterscotch flavor. Strongly recommend the frozen version if anyone ends up at the theme park in Universal.

 

[Fart Huffer]

"like i don’t know how i can explain this any better but you’ve swallowed the terf koolaid"

"anyways i’m kind of just really tired of having to unfollow/block people for having stupidass opinions about trans men because this website in general swallowed terf talking points hook line and sinker"

Why wouldn't anyone want to be mutuals with, let alone listen to, someone with such a cheerful disposition? Fuckin' terf koolaid ruining everything smh

She recognizes that actual TERFs hate troons because they are men.
The male troons claim that TERFs hate them because "TERFs are repressed misogynists looking for an easy outlet" and male troons are "women who don't fit the ideal image of womanhood".

(Here's a reddit thread of a bunch of them arguing over this)

Troons love skin-walking women so much that they'll roleplay as their own version of man-hating feminists and bully trans "men".

She's getting bullied by male troons because she threatens to shatter their fantasy. It's unacceptable to try to bring them closer to reality by even one slight degree. Admitting that they are seen as men ruins their fantasy. It also loosens their grip on the feminist discourse. They can't bitch and whine about women not trusting them as men, without instantly losing feminist's trust. They have to pretend to be even-more-oppressed women at the mercy of real women.
They don't want to collaborate with pooners on a shared delusion. They want full artistic control. They want to tell pooners what their delusions should be.

It seems like the nicer you are to them, the crueler they are to you. They take your allyship for granted to use you as a doormat or an asswipe.

You can see these hons melt down at even the most polite suggestion that they were raised male and they might have some behavioural hold-overs from their upbringing, (or even if you dare to point out issues that affect biological women but not them). They say it's genocidal; that it's putting them in the same box with the people who beat, rape, and murder them the most frequently (cis males); that it cuts them off from support networks to be labelled 'male'.... but then they decide to do the same thing against TIFs without a hint of irony, purposefully trying to cut them off from their support networks because "trans men don't deserve to be in a women's space".

It's so insidiously cruel, using a woman's delusion as a way to isolate her, all while mocking her for giving up something he wants (her looks, her name, her social status).

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Imagine this thing with a blown-out nose-hole.

 

[CyberInu]

I though that maybe the doc didn't want to go forward because of potential shifts in the cultural US landscape but she's from Colombia. Reddits users told her to threaten to file charges, that didn't go as planned either lmao. She's also not against using the evergreen suicide-bait so psychologist and therapist doing a great job there as usual. Poony is already lashing out at the doc, screaming as jer mom and being a dick when shit doesn't go jer way. She's already a manlet in spirit.

The council of men hereby grant you honorary manlet status little wannabe pooner. Godspeed!


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Lmao, the doctor said 'do it bitch' because he's making clinical decisions based on the evidence in front of him, and no lawyer or licensing board will touch that with a mile-long pole. I get to say the same thing to particularly whiny patients who think complaining to patient relations will accomplish anything. It's a pretty great feeling. I bet he had a good day.

 

[TismFarmer]

That filter is giving degenerate masker.

I've seen quite a few like this.
I had to zoom in and look at the details carefully. Not to see if they were a woman vs man, but to see if they were a creep in a mask vs a creep with a filter overload!

 

[Sean Andalou]

I've seen quite a few like this.

What a perfect outfit for a bank robbery.

 

[TismFarmer]

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I've seen quite a few like this.
I had to zoom in and look at the details carefully. Not to see if they were a woman vs man, but to see if they were a creep in a mask vs a creep with a filter overload!

Now that I've been able to bring myself to look much more closely at this freak, I'm actually not so sure that this isn't a creep in a mask.
The nostrils and ears caught my attention, but now that I'm thinking it's a mask, the eyes, mouth, and neck don't look particularly real either...