Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Maggots on a Train v2]

The good thing is that Tess is co-parenting with that pooner creep, and she's got some random black kweens to help her around the house, too.
Oh no, that was all just for the 'gram.
Yeh, good luck Bowie, your feckless father is gobbling cock in Oz and Mommy Dearest is going to need you 24.7

I wish somebody would do documentary on how the MSM churns out these "wholesome" stories about modern people living stunning and brave new lifestyles, but then it's all lies 99.9% of the time, and/or the whole thing crumbles 10 minutes after publication. KF has chronicled a lot of this behavior, but I think this was the first known time a magazine writer invented a whole glitter family just for a single article.

 

[wot a carry on]

Oi, you 'orrible lot, I'm glad I found you all! I worked backstage on a tv programme where tess was going to be interviewed. Let me tell you the way she spoke to nick when she thought everyone was out of earshot had us all feeling very uncomfortable. She is a nasty, manipulative cretin, but we already knew that right! The moment one of us walked into the room she was all over him and telling all the crew how fantastic he was.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

I’m sure this will help with recovery
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Jeni’s ships to her monthly

TOTALLY ANOREXIC, Y'ALL!

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Archived videos:

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[The Queen of Autists]

what a gross human being, she cant even open those beady mongo eyes anymore

What a skanky whore, I know it’s good for people to be aware of the options and some people need to have abortions but to make it like a sexy teacher thing and not have solemnity about it is real shit level tier person. Why not also mention adoption resources? I hate how everything is black and whited about abortion both on prochoice and prolife sides the middle ground is birth control and adoption and it’s good she’s talking about plan b I guess cause it’s not a baby yet but I just don’t like and how she’s presenting the whole thing.

 

[The Hardest R]

I don’t think there will be a single instance of a woman unsure of what to do about her pregnancy and will decide to terminate it thanks to Tubby Tess Hoolliday. Whoever paid Tubbers to read this just wasted their money.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Jeni's is made with very high-quality ingredients, including a huge amount of butterfat. Halo Top has a lot of air whipped into it to achieve a creamy texture; there's just less product in a pint of Halo Top. You can feel it when you weigh it in your hand.

Halo Top that's melted a bit and been put in the freezer loses a lot of its volume. Regular ice cream doesn't. I was at Target yesterday and had a look at the ice cream section. A tub of Jeni's was $8. Does the $12 on the Jeni's website include shipping? I can't think of another reason for the upcharge. Shipping for perishables requires a lot more packaging, including dry ice, to keep the product cold. Mess could save a lot of money by just signing up for Circle360 (which is discounted for Circle Week; $24 for a whole year) and having them delivered by Shipt.

edit: grammar

 

[Angry New Ager]

Mess could save a lot of money by just signing up for Circle360 (which is discounted for Circle Week; $24 for a whole year) and having them delivered by Shipt.

She's not paying for Jeni's deliveries in the first place. She gets promo freebies from Jeni's because she's a fatty influencer. They're sending her new flavors that aren't yet available to paid subscribers—that's how promo boxes work.

She can't afford to pay for monthly Jeni's deliveries, and would get just as much druggie satisfaction eating whatever off-brand ice cream is at the dollar store or grocery outlet. The cost of having six pints of Jeni's delivered every month would pay for a shitload of dollar store/discount ice cream, and anything that adds up to MORE FOOD (even if it's shit quality) is the kind of personal finance bargainmaxing math deathfats are more than capable of doing.

 

[Null]

can you guys please stop talking about icecream, it's pissing people off because it's been going on for 3 pages. there's threads for dieting and food and stuiff in off-topic boards.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

Agreed. We need to go back to talking about Tess being a disgusting fat fuck with cottage cheese and mushrooms coming out of her folds while she goes broke. Let's forget about Jeni, it isn't her thread lol.

 

[cactus]

can you guys please stop talking about icecream, it's pissing people off because it's been going on for 3 pages. there's threads for dieting and food and stuiff in off-topic boards.

Can we have the Off Topic rating back then, please?

 

[NoReturn]

Comments on the abortion ad


This is who paid her to do it, by the way:



Here's something they did at SXSW to show you all a bit of their brand "personality".

I don’t think there will be a single instance of a woman unsure of what to do about her pregnancy and will decide to terminate it thanks to Tubby Tess Hoolliday. Whoever paid Tubbers to read this just wasted their money.

Unless it was a sneaky sneaky doublebluff and these organizations are actually secretly anti-abortion!

 

[squidward tentacles]

Unless it was a sneaky sneaky doublebluff and these organizations are actually secretly anti-abortion!

I would absolutely believe it if it came out that this type of Girlboss abortion ad turned out to be a psyop.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Comments on the abortion ad
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This is who paid her to do it, by the way:
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Here's something they did at SXSW to show you all a bit of their brand "personality".
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Unless it was a sneaky sneaky doublebluff and these organizations are actually secretly anti-abortion!
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I’m finding myself way more disturbed by the very top comment than anything else. I get it, there are countless fat fetishists out there, I’ve seen plenty of them during my time on the internet. But a part of me still holds onto disbelief that someone out there thinks that Tess is sexy. Sexy enough to fantasize about sultry teacher roleplay with her. I don’t care how fat her ass and ThisAss are, you’d think the greasy face alone would be a turnoff. And that’s before getting into her personality and the potential BO.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

She's not paying for Jeni's deliveries in the first place. She gets promo freebies from Jeni's because she's a fatty influencer. They're sending her new flavors that aren't yet available to paid subscribers—that's how promo boxes work.

There's something depressing about any brand still working with Tess. It feels like a pity handout at this point. She can't be doing much business for them beyond reminding people that the brand exists once a month.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Bracing that knee isn’t going to do much, even if you wrap super tight her knee is still swimming in a sea of fat, you can’t stabilize that worth a damn in someone the size of a fucking bear.

Not going to reiterate what a shit recovery this is in the best of circumstances, just going to say it couldn’t have happened to a nicer gal.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Fortunately, Tess has been very vocal about how you can be healthy at any size and how weighing as much as a grand piano has no negative consequences whatsoever, so naturally she should make a full recovery without the US tax payer needing to fund special fat person scooters, disability aids, or welfare payments of any kind.

 

[Cherry Milk]

I'm kind of surprised that Tess didn't start with her usual crap about "people of all genders uwu" needing abortions.

I wonder if she's seeing a doctor or physio regularly for that knee? Or is she bracing it herself and hoping for the best?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Here's something they did at SXSW to show you all a bit of their brand "personality".
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Oh God that is viscerally painful to watch. I made it about 10 seconds. It's what I call "corporate quirky". It's like one of those "not like other girls" girls turned up to 1000 and it hurts to experience.

Also, I don't think associating your abortion services with Medieval times is a great idea. Medicine in Medieval Europe wasn't what it is today. If you think back alley coat hanger abortions are risky, it was a lot more risky back then.

 

[Barbarella]

I wish she’d given a bit more info about that injury.

Was she really expecting a recovery in a week?

She should have followed up her ER visit with her own primary care, who would then send her to an ortho. Either none of that happened or she’s not saying. (Or hasn’t got a doctor). They gave her a brace so her injury is probably at least grade two, which means she’d also need PT. Unless they braced a mild injury because she’s a fat? I’m surprised they had one that wrapped around.

I just would love to know what the doctor actually said but I doubt Tess will tell us.