Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Leonard Persin]

People use Jason Genova as a counter example, but I think he’s actually the proof that roids truly are a magic pill. When he managed to get lean for a brief period of time, he did actually look good despite training like a retard and eating like shit.

Coath Adam had puddin head lean and mean, but to quote The Lord,

"Like I said ... you have the lower body, and you have no upper body, you got a problem, you got a problem building ... wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you have the upper body you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have an upper ... you have the you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it's easier to build. So if you have the lower body, and you don't have the upper body, it's easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem, building the lower body ... NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! You HAVE, the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up-- the legs on the bottom, it's it's easier to build the top. Yeah."

 

[Captain Ahab]

I don't really get the point of sending him steroids, even if they were the real deal ones we still wouldn't be getting any retard roid rage synergy. The most we'd get is a news story about a retard beating up his Grandma to revenge rape his step father, but that's a long shot.

If you wanna send him something, send him HRT disguised as Faygo so he cuts his wiener off, destroying one of his only remaining pleasure centers.

Depends what kinda steroids they wanna send him. They said oral, but it could be a lot of things. If they somehow managed to get their hands on some genuine halotestin or methyltestosterone, this could actually be hilarious.

Halo is pure roid rage in a pill. He might actually kill someone.

 

[Necrosan]

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Some retard in the marty discord server is trying to send raxx steroids.
Discord username: confident_pomelo_31426
Discord ID: 1340501084485193809

Do they just sit there all day until a terrible idea hits them in the head?

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Sending raxxo some trenbolone instead of regular steroids would be diabolical lol but I doubt these retards would actually know how to get ahold of some.

Spoiler

at least they’re offering to send steroids and not estrogen cooked up in a bathtub instead

 

[(°▽°)]

It's shit. I can't see Ed or Sally working at all.

Sally worked as a waitress, didn't she?

Steroids (at least the ones average people can get) won't turn him into a muscular god.

I'm opposed to violating the prime directive, but making Cyraxx into an angrier little mutant that rages even more than now only increases the likelihood of a homeless saga or prison arc, and I can't say I'd be unhappy about those outcomes.

 

[H A G]

Steroids will make you put on some muscle even if you don’t do any lifting, that’s a well established fact. In fact, in that famous study, the group that took roids but didn’t train gained more muscle than the group that trained but didn’t take steroids.

People use Jason Genova as a counter example, but I think he’s actually the proof that roids truly are a magic pill. When he managed to get lean for a brief period of time, he did actually look good despite training like a retard and eating like shit.

I'll take the L on this one because my source is redditors posting their failstories with photos where they got fat.

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Interviewing a retard like nova was a dumb idea in general

Especially when they kept preaching back in their videos previous to not touch any cows or mess with them. They saw Marty making money and wanted the cut of the pie when they restreamed 3/3. They struck with Bowser and wanted more so they interview Jupiter and Nova. They don't realize Nova uses them to get infamy and boost people watching his gay videos, and Jupiter doesn't care about them because he truly is a crazy retarded pedo. I'm getting off track though, but I wouldn't doubt one bit if they could get Raxx on panel to rage they'd fuck it up and give him another W. I'm just waiting for the pendulum to swing the other way because it seems so far most covering Raxx always prove to have qualities or the same tendencies as him. Art imitates life or some shit.

 

[RaxxScholar]

I think this retard should send cyraxx steroids. I think it will be funny for him to spend somewhere in the realm of 2 grand a month to provide cyraxx with steroids he will never end up taking. Cyraxx doesn't even change his clothes on a regular schedule, but this guy and his gayop will be different.

 

[Spasticsaurus Erectus]

Spoiler

at least they’re offering to send steroids and not estrogen cooked up in a bathtub instead

Counterpoint: Be real fuckin funny if he was unwittingly popping oestrogen though.

 

[Meat Target]

I love how it's possible for one stoner to make an entire website hate him. Idk I listen to guys like this while I'm at work cause I just wanna hear people talk about what my favorite cow did this week.

I agree. Like Andy and Ashton, Tapes and Smokey have good chemistry plus they decently cover cows I otherwise wouldn't bother to follow, like Nova Online and Topiachu.

Tbh, this website hates everybody. It's fine to watch a guy like Smokey and enjoy his content. Other than some lazy research and grifting (shit every successful content creator does) he's not that bad.

Some Kiwis have this jealous yandere notion that laughing at and gossiping about stupid people on the Internet is exclusively KF's domain, and that nobody else should be allowed to laugh with us.

"But, but, but they're GWIFTING!"

Boo hoo hoo, it's no skin off our asses. We're not losing money or traffic from anything Cowtubers do. And whenever they do mention the Farms, they almost always give us credit and paint us in a positive light.

 

[RaxxScholar]

Counterpoint: Be real fuckin funny if he was unwittingly popping oestrogen though.

I hate cyraxx. But I think wishing something like that on someone is a great evil that goes far beyond any semblance of justice.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

Some Kiwis have this jealous yandere notion that laughing at and gossiping about stupid people on the Internet is exclusively KF's domain, and that nobody else should be allowed to laugh with us.

"But, but, but they're GWIFTING!"

Boo hoo hoo, it's no skin off our asses. We're not losing money or traffic from anything Cowtubers do. And whenever they do mention the Farms, they almost always give us credit and paint us in a positive light.

The problem is that the videos are dogshit and a slog to watch, not that theyre covering cows

 

[Meat Target]

The problem is that the videos are dogshit and a slog to watch

Better than needing to have eyes on every thread all at once, or read their thread and sift through 5 years of play-by-play.

You don't have to like their content, but you also don't have to flip shit about them. The only moralfags I see here are the ones whinging that the trolls won't let the poor widdle goblin talk to minors in peace and they're being big bad meanie vigilantes.

My only gripe with cowtubers is that, like @sodomy lifestyle said, they spend too much time on boring cows like Nova and Tophiachu.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I just want credit given where it's due. Not every one of them gives credit proper. For me it's an integrity thing. There was one of them who made some snide remarks about the website. Pouboy I believe. He's a bitch ass nigga.

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

My only gripe with cowtubers is that, like @sodomy lifestyle said, they spend too much time on boring cows like Nova and Tophiachu.

I'd argue it's the good cowtuber banter that makes otherwise boring cow content watchable. I'll add that I rarely if ever watch these streams per se, they're usually playing in the background when I'm working or gaming.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

My only gripe with cowtubers is that, like @sodomy lifestyle said, they spend too much time on boring cows like Nova and Tophiachu.

Likely because they wanna be a Marty-like figure to seem cool and attract a gathering of faggots.

 

[Spasticsaurus Erectus]

I hate cyraxx. But I think wishing something like that on someone is a great evil that goes far beyond any semblance of justice.

Nah fuck 'im

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Nah fuck 'im

I want his comeuppance to be natural. I cannot wait for Sally to die and for him to face the harsh reality of life.

 

[Pennypacker]

I want his comeuppance to be natural. I cannot wait for Sally to die and for him to face the harsh reality of life.

This is the way. Raxx panic messaging everyone he knows on FB because he will be out of a home in 2 weeks and has no money for food.

Maybe he would get into the system and become a ward of the state and live in a group home, but it would not happen fast.

 

[Typhlosion Tuesdays]

Better than needing to have eyes on every thread all at once, or read their thread and sift through 5 years of play-by-play. You don't have to like their content, but you also don't have to flip shit about them.

I'd argue it's the good cowtuber banter that makes otherwise boring cow content watchable. I'll add that I rarely if ever watch these streams per se, they're usually playing in the background when I'm working or gaming.

Whether they're dogshit or high quality, I say let the cowtubers make their videos. Too many people who follow these internet weirdos 24/7 (like all of us) treat it like you HAVE to cover their favorite cow how THEY want you to, or else you've personally insulted them. I hate Leaping Lemur, but I think he still should cover this stuff. And it's entirely because these cows need public eyes on them from those that constantly document the shit they pull. Reminding people the danger or behaviors that some of them possess is important.

I 100% agree we need to move away from the slop content of "here's me showing ten seconds and then me repeating the same point for twenty minutes," but I do think a lot of cowtubers prefer doing "update" coverage on someone rather than retrospectives. I think instead of bitching about which ones suck, we need to pick and choose which ones we promote and give our attention and starve out the others. Like NWB giving Ernie a shoutout is a massive push in the right direction.