Now that you've mentioned it I'd love to know my math statistics.
You think? I imagine more... practical picture in mind.
Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms
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Alright, but I won't go into details like the previous times:
~ 4.5 posts a day
1642.5 posts a year
118 years, 9 months, and 9 days to beat AnOminous
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I guess he’s technically making right on his promises of not using status updates, instead he’s commenting on his last status update.
I’ll update the archive when it let’s me.
Punishments will very depending on the country and severity. Ex. The Cunting Death may unlikely receive any charges, AnOminous may get charged, Sperg Spectating could be liable and so would Paper Roads.
I still remember The Cunting Death's old KF name. It must be a reference to the character Frank Darbo.
Rest assured more than half who bullied me could possibly get charged.
Null might get into serious trouble though.
I still remember The Cunting Death's old KF name. It must be a reference to the character Frank Darbo.
Rest assured more than half who bullied me could possibly get charged.
Null might get into serious trouble though.
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SPEECH act, does it ring a bell you faggot? Foreign libel judgements are unenforceable in the US. Doesn't matter what state, it's on the federal level.
[Images where alex threatens libel lolsuits on fucking everyone]
Even if you win a judgment against an US citizen all you'll have is a piece of paper you can cope, seethe and dilate with. Not that it matters, not only will you never get a judgment against anyone on this site, you are too lazy, broke and retarded to even begin the process of suing anyone.
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I'm sure the cops will be able to find me, approximately 5,000 miles from where my IP address is coming from. What are they gonna arrest me for anyway? Calling a guy who jerks it to loli a pedophile? News flash, truth is an absolute defense to defamation, which is a civil issue anyway.
Since I want in on the fun. I've been on the farms for 1,329 days. I have 2,455 posts (minus this one)
I have approx 1.85 posts a day that's, about 289 years to beat AnOminous.
Not loving my odds.
okay you know what? I'll give Alex a run for his pocket money given by his momey and post my own amputee. Well for the current time be.
But wait. Not a loli or shota... not even a human... just some spooder demon fiend for my tarot cards.
OY VEY!
But wait. Not a loli or shota... not even a human... just some spooder demon fiend for my tarot cards.
OY VEY!
He does have hands tho. Unlike his original counterpart that was just me doing some random ass reimagining of custom Doom texture I've done.
Do not believe me it was doom texture? Then watch this:
Do not believe me it was doom texture? Then watch this:
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To be honest, I'm still waiting for Alex to show his mastery of Polish, as he claimed it was one of the languages he studies. I know you're reading this, Alex. Come on, show off how great you are at learning languages 
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Dajesz Aleks pochwal się! Nie będę się śmiać obiecuję…To be honest, I'm still waiting for Alex to show his mastery of Polish, as he claimed it was one of the languages he studies. I know you're reading this, Alex. Come on, show off how great you are at learning languages
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I wouldn't count on it, he's too much of a bitch to show off his skills again.To be honest, I'm still waiting for Alex to show his mastery of Polish, as he claimed it was one of the languages he studies. I know you're reading this, Alex. Come on, show off how great you are at learning languages
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Hey stupid, you fucking drew CSAM, yes they will care.
Thanks for the archive Lion.
@PaperRoads do meeeeee! How long until I pass anOminous
Looks more like something from Scorn.
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Link Archive
It had to be done, I betrayed who I don't consider worth my time, it was a hard departure. I betrayed those who fooled me. They don't matter to me in life. It's my close family and friends who do matter. Not terminally online bullies.
Nigga you didn’t leave you were driven out on a wheelbarrow full of shit.
Link Archive
My favorite areas of the Crossroads market include the shop for hot sauces, numismatics as well as physical forms of music.
Nothing explicitly funny but it pays to be thorough. Especially with all the slurs and whatnot he might catch a ban or something sooner or later.
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Alex is a master of Polish, for sure. Polish sausage OM NOM NOM NOM I'm saying that nigger is fat.
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Status / Ghost Archive
Nobody could really pinpoint when is, or isn't the Age of Aquarius could they?
Status / Ghost Archive
Hunter June was called a Neanderthal by his detractors, but it appears to me his detractors are more like Neanderthals than him.
Status / Ghost Archive
What I learned is that detractor and lolcow sites really aren't worth it. It makes you go crazy going down a rabbit hole. You can only take a dose of documenting people like Cyraxx before you go crazy.
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A new challenger appears!
Remember to keep your hands of the cows. If this is an actual 'teen then Alex is in for a fun time.
I wish Hunter June the best in life, he's genuinely a nice and optimistic guy.
Faster than me so I'll just post what you didn't include
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I like how it literally only took him a couple of hours to start posting again after this:
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So is Alex still giving himself little boo boos with plastic butter knives or is there a new sperg du jour? Also lol @ saying "Null might get in serious trouble for this", retard should know just how many times cows threaten that to no effect. Remind me has Alex tried OnionFarms yet? I feel like he'd fit right in with them.
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LowlyPheasent
kiwifarms.net
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We are currently in the "Cope And Sneed" phase, rapidly approaching the "Do Something Retarded" phase, brace yourselves for incoming tardfits.
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