💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

To give a better idea of some of Gflashex's antics and why hes a good look.
Gordon calling for solidarity among loli lovers
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Confirmed twitter alt of him mistaking a little girl for a sex doll
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Another alt of his mentioning a psudo loli pride flag
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And a summary video to the theme of "goodbye horses". using various clips of his videos, including defending loli "no matter if they are pedos or maps" at 1:35


And even made an audio file claiming the thread as his own, after being tricked into thinking it was necessary to remove his thread



And thats all without even MENTIONING the gordoverse which @Admiral Throbnelius brought up. Gordoverse is basically an extended universe of weebs, vtubers and more importantly pedophiles who've been in association with gordon, and a majority having their own lolcow merit.

I earnestly am trying to keep this relatively short, but there is so much that could be said about gordon that his OP struggled with the charecter limit within maybe a week of him being discovered, and NOT due to a lack of effort from Admiral.
 
Maybe more people would share things in community happenings if they weren't so certain that it would result in their thread getting flooded by defective users with an impressive talent for derailing the topic. Idk what measures can be taken to prevent that, but it happens often.

Plus I think most users have a pretty high standard for what constitutes as a 'happening'.
 
Mound Dweller said:
The Halal cows need some love, Margaret Pless is a still active old favourite that's currently fucked off for lent so now is a good time for a gestalt (Her peak has to be the ass eating).
Zoey (bathub glass)/Lunar Eclipse Paradox (the kill list)/Coltroon Lochmann (where to even begin?) all deserve to have the light of the eye of Sauron shone upon them, they're all tough guys who can only benefit from being bumped and you can easily summarize them by just skimming over their OPs media section.
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Seconding Lunar Eclipse Paradox, especially his pathetic attempt to try and get people to click an IP logger.
 
Null said:
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
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I’m a little bias. Because this is a lolcow I credit myself with discovering. And is actually why I joint KF

AnnacondaSin

She’s literal retard who can’t help but get into relationship drama and post it online. She goes through cycles of thinking she’s found a new fat retard to be her husband then gets dissatisfied and resentful as soon as the relationship doesn’t solve all of her problems. blows it up. Constantly flip flops between born again Christian and disgusting gross pervert. She loves making songs about niggers.
 
Null said:
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
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KingCeasar666 is a schizophrenic (in my opinion) TikTok personality who uploads several videos every day. His usual style of content is incoherent rambling that only he can follow or understand:


He sometimes shows off the food he cooks:


He rarely touches on politics, and I think he considers himself a conservative, though it's hard to tell.


By the way, that last one got a total of three comments and he came back acting like he'd just triggered the world:


He frequently makes reference to some mysterious "project" that he's working on. It's hard to piece together, but it seems to be some kind of psychic... something. He also occasionally uploads gameplay footage from his PlayStation VR. I found this guy a few weeks ago and I've been mesmerized by his content. His words are complete nonsense, but he says them with such conviction, with a smug tone and facial expressions. Often he'll end a video saying, "Now you know," and I'll laugh out loud because, No the fuck I don't. Maybe I'll end up being the only one who finds him funny, but I thought I'd show him off to everyone.

Note that he has more than 3,000 followers on TikTok. I don't think these are genuine follows, I think they're bots and automatic follow backs. He doesn't know that, though:
 
I finally got around to watching the latest Friday stream, and I gotta say, listening to retards pay you so they can desperately try to get you to like what they like is unbearably pathetic. People need to realize that not everyone will like what they enjoy.

Especially the anime spergs when Jersh has said for 5 fucking years that he's not gonna watch their dumb anime recommendations.
 
Null said:
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
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I'm putting my vote in for mah boi John C. Lasheras (@JohnLasheras). He's a skitzo out in New Jersey who has meme worthy kino content. He hates bugs, thinks he's mind raped by Zuckerberg/gang stalked, and isn't affiliated with politics.





Him pissing showing how obsessed he is with bodily waste





His own navy seal copypasta :story:





This guy is a goldmine for literal memes. Some of his clips are multi use. Imagine how many times you could have used the "you're a retard clip" on someone. His warrior guarantee still fucking kills me.
 
Null said:
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
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Name: Ruphio Pheonix, VVRWBY,

Quick intro
Ruphio Pheonix has to be one of the most underrated lowcows ever. Ruphio Pheonix was discovered when his friend Eric Martian aka the Bad Boy Of Tiktok was trolled which sparked Ruphio to defend his friend and also admit his desire to have sex with Eric's then Gf. Ruphio has a very long and detailed history which is gatekept by his trolls Ruphio also has a habit of deleting and starting new channels whenever he is trolled.

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Theme song

Channel

Videos just watch about a minute each, and you'll get the idea
Breakdown
Politics
Apartment
Food and Sex
Love
Gamer GF


Longer Overview video
 
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keffals back streaming. looking haggard. being gross.
 
Null said:
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
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Ok, I don't really care anymore about this one and stopped following him long time ago, but I have a quite rare specimen - schizo incel with murder tendencies who recorded at least three doom metal albums about his lack of fucking and love for shit which surprisingly are not as bad as you may expect from someone like him and doom metal genre. The problem is that he is russian so his thread is deader than local russian community. However, OP of his thread is partially translated to english and I translated some of his ramblings in the replies. I also translated some of his lyrics and some of his best bits.
Plus I talked about his shenanigans on this stream with @CECA Loather and even though it doesn't go over many aspects of him, it can give you an idea.
IRC you partially speak russian, but if you are interested I am ready to help. Keep in mind that I wasn't following him for the last two years so I can't bring anything fresh, but his thread has more than enough and from what I've heard he is pretty much milked dry at this point.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
Nova_Online is a 20 year old diaperfag pedophile from Idaho. He has a pretty big following on TikTok and he's one of those gay left leaning retards but he doesn't discuss politics much outside of a shirt or someone bringing it up in a kick chat.


this is probably one of the best videos to come from nova. this is nova's response to talking to a 14 year old on discord
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Never thought I’d see a lolcow from Idaho, (besides some Mormons) You always see lolcows from Washington and Oregon .
 
Null said:
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
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I have a fellow Florida man named Robert McDougal who I've suggested before just from his A&N Thread.

But now he has a proper thread in prospering grounds. He's always been a little crazy and had a minor online presence but it all went tits up for good when a doctor named Jared Frattini gave him surgery that effectively destroyed his intestines and has relegated him to having painful diarrhea for the rest of his life.

He has not taken this well.
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He has some of my favorite homicidal rant videos I have ever heard in my life. I am genuinely sad I don't have a friend named Jared so I can't cut this up and use them as reaction clips for whenever he slightly annoys me.

He has a habit of shooting these homicidal rant videos where he's absolutely losing it about how much he craves the murder of this man in front of family. You can hear his mother telling him to stop and calm down but it's like she isn't even there, he gets completely swept up in the pure hatred.


More of his mom asking him for the phone as he just completely loses it.


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I find Robert McDougal so interesting specifically because he's incredibly sympathetic on paper but he is also utterly deranged and in fact got arrested and prosecuted for federal stalking and domestic abuse charges against Jared Frattini.
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He is now in House arrest but this wasn't his first run in with the cops. (Who he isn't a fan of)

That's right! He gets his colon,intestines and rectum stolen, his health destroyed and when he leaves the hospital they call the cops on him to make him stay and they immediately tase him! Butthole gone and stuck full of lightning.
He posts the footage the police sent him on his YouTube channel and then posts a response and commentary video on it where he makes it clear what he thinks should happen to them.

This video about the police opens up with him talking in detail about the surgery and hospital stay where he had the surgery that ruined his life. He shows some very graphic images and describes them in horrific detail including bags full of puss. Those start at about 2:46 and 3:15 for the harsher stuff.

At about 7:15 he describes leaving the hospital and why and gets into the cops and shows the footage. At 14:30 he plays the section where the cops talk about tasing him and laugh about joke about it and mention the hospital bringing a wheelchair for the skeletonized sickly asshole less man they tased. He takes particular issue with one of the cops saying "you're lucky you just got tased" for reaching for a stick or something. Weirdly at 32:08 he brings up will Smith slapping a guy at the Oscars as an example at how cops play a victim. At 41:35 after ranting about killing cops he makes a specific threat to the cop that laughed at him after taking him and shows his picture and claims dibs.
43:00 is my favorite because he uses a home alone joe peshi clip as a threat.

I find Robert McDougal super interesting because he does have weird reddit posts, and weird substance articles and it's clear he was always crazy. But genuinely fucked up and wrong things happened to him and his response is go from minor crazy to utterly deranged and unhinged and I almost think that's good.

Psychos like Robert McDougal keep people in line, doctors are more careful, judges a little more reasonable, politicians a tiny bit more considerate because out there are land mines like Robert McDougal, and one day if you fuck over enough people you will accidentally fuck over a Robert McDougal and he will NEVER, EVER let it go. He will carve your name into his flesh and think of you forever until he does something unreasonable.

He also got arrested in the past for vandalism or protesting on campus or something using the "N word" and a swastika or something years ago but that isn't that interesting.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
Not sure if Tony Chase was ever mentioned, but he is a schizocow worthy to look into:
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tony chase is a good one. He almost gives terry davis vibes. Obviously he isn't nearly the man Terry was. But He is a similar level of crazy. And kind of fascinating in his own right. Hopefully satellite man leaves the poor mans teeth alone. It's not right to take a man's looks.
 
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