"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

As suggested by a forum friend, @Monostar Leatherknuckles / Frank Ferox is a Dagonrompasperg that's more sympathetic unlike most cows. He's your typical weird for the sake of weird kind of cow and he wants to make a manga for Shonen Jump that's named Red Mist. Red Mist is your typical Peter Pan Syndrome Manga where it stars a self insert character going through typical Anime-style hijinks. A lot about what makes Frank an interesting cow is that his manga has been in development for YEARS and no official volumes have been made. There was a leak from an artist named Daejun Lee who revealed Frank essentially uses his friends as free labor to create his manga, how he pays people in gift cards, and how he has no actual foundation for his magna to even semi-take off. He's famously known for coming to the forum advertising his manga, getting his public information known, and went on a spergout that hasn't been witnessed in a very long time. His thread regulars are not only people from the original thread but also people in the artcow community, the burgeoning halal community that has been gaining traction since last year, and even a couple of users has described Frank as a "breathe of fresh air" when it comes to Lolcows.

Here's a link if you're interested.
 
The Halal cows need some love, Margaret Pless is a still active old favourite that's currently fucked off for lent so now is a good time for a gestalt (Her peak has to be the ass eating).
Zoey (bathub glass)/Lunar Eclipse Paradox (the kill list)/Coltroon Lochmann (where to even begin?) all deserve to have the light of the eye of Sauron shone upon them, they're all tough guys who can only benefit from being bumped and you can easily summarize them by just skimming over their OPs media section.
My nigga you have to link the bathtub video!


Suggesting her as well. Her hurricane livestream from October could work too, but it's not as funny as the bathtub glass

 
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
The man is a basket case, the best way I can explain who he is is through the thread's intro that was made a while back with a few additions for clarity:
Colton is an attic inhabiting autistic soft core porn producer, parody music video maker, drag and foot fetish enthusiast slowly turning himself gay, and man who for the past 6 years has been stalked by an obsessed pedophile with a demon-sona.
He even comes packaged with the black face DLC:
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I gave up on it as I was hoping for a horror show and he didn't deliver as highly as I'd like, but others might find him somewhat entertaining.

All of these videos will explain who he is, 1 is his obsession with drag, and the rest, are his attempts at mocking celebrities that haven't been relevant in decades, as he is mentally around ~13 - just roll the dice and pick whichever you think you'll find more entertaining:
 
To give a better idea of some of Gflashex's antics and why hes a good look.
Gordon calling for solidarity among loli lovers
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Confirmed twitter alt of him mistaking a little girl for a sex doll
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Another alt of his mentioning a psudo loli pride flag
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And a summary video to the theme of "goodbye horses". using various clips of his videos, including defending loli "no matter if they are pedos or maps" at 1:35


And even made an audio file claiming the thread as his own, after being tricked into thinking it was necessary to remove his thread



And thats all without even MENTIONING the gordoverse which @Admiral Throbnelius brought up. Gordoverse is basically an extended universe of weebs, vtubers and more importantly pedophiles who've been in association with gordon, and a majority having their own lolcow merit.

I earnestly am trying to keep this relatively short, but there is so much that could be said about gordon that his OP struggled with the charecter limit within maybe a week of him being discovered, and NOT due to a lack of effort from Admiral.
 
Maybe more people would share things in community happenings if they weren't so certain that it would result in their thread getting flooded by defective users with an impressive talent for derailing the topic. Idk what measures can be taken to prevent that, but it happens often.

Plus I think most users have a pretty high standard for what constitutes as a 'happening'.
 
The Halal cows need some love, Margaret Pless is a still active old favourite that's currently fucked off for lent so now is a good time for a gestalt (Her peak has to be the ass eating).
Zoey (bathub glass)/Lunar Eclipse Paradox (the kill list)/Coltroon Lochmann (where to even begin?) all deserve to have the light of the eye of Sauron shone upon them, they're all tough guys who can only benefit from being bumped and you can easily summarize them by just skimming over their OPs media section.

Seconding Lunar Eclipse Paradox, especially his pathetic attempt to try and get people to click an IP logger.
 
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
I’m a little bias. Because this is a lolcow I credit myself with discovering. And is actually why I joint KF

AnnacondaSin

She’s literal retard who can’t help but get into relationship drama and post it online. She goes through cycles of thinking she’s found a new fat retard to be her husband then gets dissatisfied and resentful as soon as the relationship doesn’t solve all of her problems. blows it up. Constantly flip flops between born again Christian and disgusting gross pervert. She loves making songs about niggers.
 
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
KingCeasar666 is a schizophrenic (in my opinion) TikTok personality who uploads several videos every day. His usual style of content is incoherent rambling that only he can follow or understand:


He sometimes shows off the food he cooks:


He rarely touches on politics, and I think he considers himself a conservative, though it's hard to tell.


By the way, that last one got a total of three comments and he came back acting like he'd just triggered the world:


He frequently makes reference to some mysterious "project" that he's working on. It's hard to piece together, but it seems to be some kind of psychic... something. He also occasionally uploads gameplay footage from his PlayStation VR. I found this guy a few weeks ago and I've been mesmerized by his content. His words are complete nonsense, but he says them with such conviction, with a smug tone and facial expressions. Often he'll end a video saying, "Now you know," and I'll laugh out loud because, No the fuck I don't. Maybe I'll end up being the only one who finds him funny, but I thought I'd show him off to everyone.

Note that he has more than 3,000 followers on TikTok. I don't think these are genuine follows, I think they're bots and automatic follow backs. He doesn't know that, though:
 
I finally got around to watching the latest Friday stream, and I gotta say, listening to retards pay you so they can desperately try to get you to like what they like is unbearably pathetic. People need to realize that not everyone will like what they enjoy.

Especially the anime spergs when Jersh has said for 5 fucking years that he's not gonna watch their dumb anime recommendations.
 
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
I'm putting my vote in for mah boi John C. Lasheras (@JohnLasheras). He's a skitzo out in New Jersey who has meme worthy kino content. He hates bugs, thinks he's mind raped by Zuckerberg/gang stalked, and isn't affiliated with politics.





Him pissing showing how obsessed he is with bodily waste





His own navy seal copypasta :story:





This guy is a goldmine for literal memes. Some of his clips are multi use. Imagine how many times you could have used the "you're a retard clip" on someone. His warrior guarantee still fucking kills me.
 
I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
Name: Ruphio Pheonix, VVRWBY,

Quick intro
Ruphio Pheonix has to be one of the most underrated lowcows ever. Ruphio Pheonix was discovered when his friend Eric Martian aka the Bad Boy Of Tiktok was trolled which sparked Ruphio to defend his friend and also admit his desire to have sex with Eric's then Gf. Ruphio has a very long and detailed history which is gatekept by his trolls Ruphio also has a habit of deleting and starting new channels whenever he is trolled.

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Theme song

Channel

Videos just watch about a minute each, and you'll get the idea
Breakdown
Politics
Apartment
Food and Sex
Love
Gamer GF


Longer Overview video
 
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I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.
Ok, I don't really care anymore about this one and stopped following him long time ago, but I have a quite rare specimen - schizo incel with murder tendencies who recorded at least three doom metal albums about his lack of fucking and love for shit which surprisingly are not as bad as you may expect from someone like him and doom metal genre. The problem is that he is russian so his thread is deader than local russian community. However, OP of his thread is partially translated to english and I translated some of his ramblings in the replies. I also translated some of his lyrics and some of his best bits.
Plus I talked about his shenanigans on this stream with @CECA Loather and even though it doesn't go over many aspects of him, it can give you an idea.
IRC you partially speak russian, but if you are interested I am ready to help. Keep in mind that I wasn't following him for the last two years so I can't bring anything fresh, but his thread has more than enough and from what I've heard he is pretty much milked dry at this point.
 
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