"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Sneeds]

Nova_Online is a 20 year old diaperfag pedophile from Idaho. He has a pretty big following on TikTok and he's one of those gay left leaning retards but he doesn't discuss politics much outside of a shirt or someone bringing it up in a kick chat.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gabriel-scrivener-gage-nova-online-heyah_novak3-nova_online1.167067/

this is probably one of the best videos to come from nova. this is nova's response to talking to a 14 year old on discord
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Never thought I’d see a lolcow from Idaho, (besides some Mormons) You always see lolcows from Washington and Oregon .

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Never thought I’d see a lolcow from Idaho, (besides some Mormons) You always see lolcows from Washington and Oregon .

I firmly believe Idaho is the potato state for lolcows

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jupiter-the-hybrid-corbin-pannell-jupiter-jupiter-paranormal-shadow-raven.173696/

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.

I have a fellow Florida man named Robert McDougal who I've suggested before just from his A&N Thread.

But now he has a proper thread in prospering grounds. He's always been a little crazy and had a minor online presence but it all went tits up for good when a doctor named Jared Frattini gave him surgery that effectively destroyed his intestines and has relegated him to having painful diarrhea for the rest of his life.

He has not taken this well.

He has some of my favorite homicidal rant videos I have ever heard in my life. I am genuinely sad I don't have a friend named Jared so I can't cut this up and use them as reaction clips for whenever he slightly annoys me.

He has a habit of shooting these homicidal rant videos where he's absolutely losing it about how much he craves the murder of this man in front of family. You can hear his mother telling him to stop and calm down but it's like she isn't even there, he gets completely swept up in the pure hatred.

More of his mom asking him for the phone as he just completely loses it.



I find Robert McDougal so interesting specifically because he's incredibly sympathetic on paper but he is also utterly deranged and in fact got arrested and prosecuted for federal stalking and domestic abuse charges against Jared Frattini.


He is now in House arrest but this wasn't his first run in with the cops. (Who he isn't a fan of)

That's right! He gets his colon,intestines and rectum stolen, his health destroyed and when he leaves the hospital they call the cops on him to make him stay and they immediately tase him! Butthole gone and stuck full of lightning.
He posts the footage the police sent him on his YouTube channel and then posts a response and commentary video on it where he makes it clear what he thinks should happen to them.

This video about the police opens up with him talking in detail about the surgery and hospital stay where he had the surgery that ruined his life. He shows some very graphic images and describes them in horrific detail including bags full of puss. Those start at about 2:46 and 3:15 for the harsher stuff.

At about 7:15 he describes leaving the hospital and why and gets into the cops and shows the footage. At 14:30 he plays the section where the cops talk about tasing him and laugh about joke about it and mention the hospital bringing a wheelchair for the skeletonized sickly asshole less man they tased. He takes particular issue with one of the cops saying "you're lucky you just got tased" for reaching for a stick or something. Weirdly at 32:08 he brings up will Smith slapping a guy at the Oscars as an example at how cops play a victim. At 41:35 after ranting about killing cops he makes a specific threat to the cop that laughed at him after taking him and shows his picture and claims dibs.
43:00 is my favorite because he uses a home alone joe peshi clip as a threat.

I find Robert McDougal super interesting because he does have weird reddit posts, and weird substance articles and it's clear he was always crazy. But genuinely fucked up and wrong things happened to him and his response is go from minor crazy to utterly deranged and unhinged and I almost think that's good.

Psychos like Robert McDougal keep people in line, doctors are more careful, judges a little more reasonable, politicians a tiny bit more considerate because out there are land mines like Robert McDougal, and one day if you fuck over enough people you will accidentally fuck over a Robert McDougal and he will NEVER, EVER let it go. He will carve your name into his flesh and think of you forever until he does something unreasonable.

He also got arrested in the past for vandalism or protesting on campus or something using the "N word" and a swastika or something years ago but that isn't that interesting.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

Not sure if Tony Chase was ever mentioned, but he is a schizocow worthy to look into:

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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tony-chase-mark-anthony-ray-tony-chase-i-am-not-gay-not-never.164984/

tony chase is a good one. He almost gives terry davis vibes. Obviously he isn't nearly the man Terry was. But He is a similar level of crazy. And kind of fascinating in his own right. Hopefully satellite man leaves the poor mans teeth alone. It's not right to take a man's looks.

 

[p0e]

Please talk about Emily Cassidy/Samantha Prater.

She's a schizophrenic that has Digeorge Syndrome and an art thief, spergs about someone named Lamby constantly because Lamby told her to stop stealing her art, stole her screen name Samantha Prater from a classmate in her school, she's posted numerous naked videos of herself on here or deviant art or FetLife and linked them here to either prove she bathes or to prove she doesn't have a penis. She had a temp ban recently for doing that and having a huge mental breakdown, from 2/2 till 2/7, but didn't come back for a while because she was "sick with the flu" but also got admitted to the psych ward again. She's back and still going full force trying to say she doesn't steal anyone's art and is still bitching about Lamby.

 

[Convallaria majalis]

I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.

Can you do a “state of the union” update on the fat acceptance community? There’s been a number of fatties dying over the last 12 months. Tess Holliday, glitterandlazers, Virgie Tovar, etc. You could fit it in with your health updates

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Schizo Super Smash Bros Melee Player and Evidence.Zip creator Hax$ is fucking Dead.

 

[TV's Adam West]

If someone can help me out, a while back, Null used some program or something that turns articles or text into a podcast so it's easier to digest. I'm kicking myself for not remembering what he called it. Anyone able to help?

 

[Gremperor]

The Halal cows need some love, Margaret Pless is a still active old favourite that's currently fucked off for lent so now is a good time for a gestalt (Her peak has to be the ass eating).
Zoey (bathub glass)/Lunar Eclipse Paradox (the kill list)/Coltroon Lochmann (where to even begin?) all deserve to have the light of the eye of Sauron shone upon them, they're all tough guys who can only benefit from being bumped and you can easily summarize them by just skimming over their OPs media section.

Those are all good suggestions and I'm going to post some of my favorite highlights.

Alex "Lunar Eclipse Paradox" Hogendorp threatens to kill Josh if he doesn't give his money back and stop the bullies.

Threatening to behead Josh.

(PreserveTube)

The Null The

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Margaret "Large Marge" Pless attention seeks with her tits and nips on the farms.

(Original post)
(Post in her thread)
This vile optic attack was caused by alcohol and the alcohol was caused by her marriage to a man child Chinaman falling apart. Oh and here's the ass eating post.

TLDR: she has a fetish for jews but settled for a chinaman and is now unhappily married also spergs about her sex life when upset to "mog" and "own" the haters.

Colton "A man duh" Lochmann's eternal lesbian goth gf love quest.

Colton doesn't have many big flashy moments other than his original discovery because he's more of an enduring pest like a roach but him constantly begging for a girlfriend while also directing people to his thread is amusing.

Colton is being shit on by /soc/ collectively.
Oregon thread: Archive

Someone making fun of a notorious /soc/ pedophile and colton at the same time: Archive
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"soulmate" thread (Archive also has a HPD troon): Archive

SFW Discord: Archive

Goth Dating Thread: Just read the archive i'm not posting all of the trolling that happened

Also user Slave joined to talk about Colton's school days but left permanently after realizing the fat tranny would just dox everyone he could possibly be out of spite lol.

Those are probably the best moments not covered in their respective op's.

 

[winners_dont_use_drugs]

Please talk about Emily Cassidy/Samantha Prater.

She's a schizophrenic that has Digeorge Syndrome and an art thief, spergs about someone named Lamby constantly because Lamby told her to stop stealing her art, stole her screen name Samantha Prater from a classmate in her school, she's posted numerous naked videos of herself on here or deviant art or FetLife and linked them here to either prove she bathes or to prove she doesn't have a penis. She had a temp ban recently for doing that and having a huge mental breakdown, from 2/2 till 2/7, but didn't come back for a while because she was "sick with the flu" but also got admitted to the psych ward again. She's back and still going full force trying to say she doesn't steal anyone's art and is still bitching about Lamby.

She's also been credibly accused of direct involvement in the murder of one family member, a fact she vehemently denies. Emily/Sam, a known pedophile sympathizer, once dated a man convicted of this and allowed him access to her computer despite it violating hee probation.

In an effort to prove her art is original she has made at least 100 drawings videos. I think this picture says it all about how obsessive she is.

 

[Asian tech support]

I have a fellow Florida man named Robert McDougal who I've suggested before just from his A&N Thread.

Didn't Josh play some videos of this guy on stream already?

 

[Tango Moon Star]

Ok, I don't really care anymore about this one and stopped following him long time ago, but I have a quite rare specimen - schizo incel with murder tendencies who recorded at least three doom metal albums about his lack of fucking and love for shit which surprisingly are not as bad as you may expect from someone like him and doom metal genre. The problem is that he is russian so his thread is deader than local russian community. However, OP of his thread is partially translated to english and I translated some of his ramblings in the replies. I also translated some of his lyrics and some of his best bits.
Plus I talked about his shenanigans on this stream with @CECA Loather and even though it doesn't go over many aspects of him, it can give you an idea.

IRC you partially speak russian, but if you are interested I am ready to help. Keep in mind that I wasn't following him for the last two years so I can't bring anything fresh, but his thread has more than enough and from what I've heard he is pretty much milked dry at this point.

Made a Notebookml ML brief overview for us lazy English speakers

https://notebooklm.google.com/notebook/81fb089c-fb12-4156-8171-27f351f4709e/audio

 

[Haramburger]

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keffals back streaming. looking haggard. being gross.

FINALLY, I'm gonna go to the Keffals thread, make some armchair psychiatric text walls, get into a fight with three random users and sling racial slurs at them despite not knowing their ethnicity, THE WAY NULL INTENDED. Thanks for the heads up, this brightens the workday!

 

[Schmeated Ted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Roku/comments/1jcuibl/question_about_ads/?rdt=40180

Turn your Roku on? Enjoy your ad before even getting in to choose something to watch an ad before watching

 

[Oliver Onions]

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keffals back streaming. looking haggard. being gross.

UPDATE: Keffals is fucking tazing himself with a stun gun for views.

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This one might be worth featuring on the home page imo:

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Suggested content for the next drought, this is my boy PapiEats.
He reviews fast food in his car on his lunchbreak from the IT-Job he hates.

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PapiEats Thread

PapiEats hates his IT job, for his lunch breaks he reviews fastfood and other junk.
He also hates a lot of the things he tries.

Frustrated man shouts about fastfood in his car.

I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

I've decided that for Friday I'm going to try and do it 100% beef and in addition to the usual suspects try to incorporate fresh faces I've never talked about before. If you have any particular requests let me know. They really need a good piece of content that immediately sums up who they are, and ideally they're not politically adjacent at all.

I've got two alright candidates for this, first one being JaredtheFox92.

Though I'm a bit hesitant to bring him up due to you not really wanting politisperg cows, his mainstream "Conservative Centrist" politics are really just window dressing to who he really is. That being a 33 year old man who loves Sonic the Hedgehog, giant/giantess fetish artwork, wacky and funny cartoon villains that like to commit war atrocities, and being so annoyingly spergy that he's been thrown out of nearly every other Sonicfag community he's interacted with.


That and the fact he's been exhibiting these tendencies for nearly a decade at this point combined with some child grooming allegations which are debatably due to Jared being socially retarded.



The other one is Dragonsnow.

You might be familiar with him, he's the creator of "Changed", the Furry transformation fetish game that is used as EPI material to groom children and teenagers into the Furry fandom.

He's also a shotafag too, constantly trying to cover up the fact that the playable character of Changed was intended to be 16, or even 15 years old.

Spoiler

The community surrounding Dragonsnow and Changed might be worth bringing up somewhat. As for the game itself, user @Scream Aim Fire summed it up perfectly here.

Spoiler: Changed summary

 

[Haramburger]

UPDATE: Keffals is fucking tazing himself with a stun gun for views.

This one might be worth featuring on the home page imo:
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"I'm getting more of a seared bite from these Impossible keffals clips than from the original beef lolcow content, how can this be happening?!"

 

[slungus22]

Shelbo99 is a funny black schizo, idk if he fits the bill as promising new lolcow. The major Shelbo event would be when pokimane acknowledged his existence
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the lesser lore is his twitter/YT https://x.com/Shelbo9911 (recently purged from Twitch)

Shelbo is a homeless schizophrenic livestreamer who believes he’s engaged to Pokimane but he’s actually being catfished by someone catfishing as her. He flew to California to “look for Imane” and ended up homeless for 12 days before being hospitalized. The catfish has reportedly demanded money to “speak to her,” and he’s sent them a total of $5,500 so far.

My favourite stream is him talking to 'lmane via witchcraft:

And his latest activities is him getting married with lmane, but thats pushed back till next month:


I've archived his twitch streams if you want me to post them somewhere I will

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

@JesusChristDenton: Wasn't expecting to see my review here, but I'm not complaining; thanks for the shout-out!

Minor correction; Colin was originally 15 in the original game, if I recall correctly - lines up with Dragonsnow being from China, since that's the age of consent there. Doesn't exactly change much, just thought I'd mention it.