Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Replicant Sasquatch]

He is an idiot (as if we don't know already). The word "drop" is bad terminology not because 3-D space is a "mindfuck"; it is because, to eject something from the Moon, you have to first accelerate it beyond the Moon's escape velocity -- hardly an action evoked by the word "drop".


The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs is estimated to be moving at 40 times the speed of sound, which is less than 0.005% speed of light.

This is from the book Global Catastrophic Risks (an eye-opening book that I urge everyone to read), p225.

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One would expect a "moonrock", unless accelerated by huge amount of energy, to be much less speedy.

That asteroid was also the size of Mt. Everest. I should have clarified a normal-sized projectile must travel at relativistic speeds.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Adam's a Furry?

Sad but true and worse than you'd think:

EDIT: When you can't tell whether a tweet's from four hours or four months ago:

And watch him give non-answers to justified complaints:

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bobbo's been getting into Twitter spats over Trump's speech. It's exactly what you'd expect.

Empathy is not infinite.=I can be a douche about anyone I want.

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"They're the babies, not me!"

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"PEOPLE WILL DIE!" Uh... who?

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[Emperor Julian]

Where exactly does bob think all the hard material resources such as grains, iron and oil come from?

 

[Lackadaisy]

Where exactly does bob think all the hard material resources such as grains, iron and oil come from?

The moon, duh.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"They're the babies, not me!"

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Love how Blob isn't aware that his "I'm sure Nice Trump supporters exists, but they're evil anyways" statement is the same wording Trump used to describe Mexican immigrants.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Where exactly does bob think all the hard material resources such as grains, iron and oil come from?

He thinks robots or some shit will mine it.

 

[Lorento]

Bobbo's been getting into Twitter spats over Trump's speech.It's exactly what you'd expect.

Empathy is not infinite.=I can be a douche about anyone I want.

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"They're the babies, not me!"

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"PEOPLE WILL DIE!" Uh... who?

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"I'm sure there are nice jews, but they need to be held to account for keeping down the German people."

Pretty much what that last one was.

 

[Emperor Julian]

He thinks robots or some shit will mine it.

Such a heartless term for children, Bob really is a shit head.
https://www.theguardian.com/global-...ng-cobalt-for-use-in-smartphones-says-amnesty
Wonder if he tweets on his mobile which is the herald of our new golden age trump and brexit are stopping?

 

[muina]

 

[Count groudon]

I'm honestly starting to think that Bob believes the whole Trump/Hillary shitshow was somehow an IRL battle between princess Peach and King Koopa, and now that Koopa has won he thinks it's his job to play Mario and "defeat" him. Of course with Bob being the diabetic tub of lard he is, he prefers sitting around throwing shade on Twitter instead of storming the whitehouse in overalls and a red cap and Knocking Trump into the giant pit of lava he's undoubtedly had installed in his office.

 

[HY 140]

I'm honestly starting to think that Bob believes the whole Trump/Hillary shitshow was somehow an IRL battle between princess Peach and King Koopa, and now that Koopa has won he thinks it's his job to play Mario and "defeat" him. Of course with Bob being the diabetic tub of lard he is, he prefers sitting around throwing shade on Twitter instead of storming the whitehouse in overalls and a red cap and Knocking Trump into the giant pit of lava he's undoubtedly had installed in his office.

But who's Luigi? is he gonna have to dress up as both Mario and Luigi?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

But who's Luigi? is he gonna have to dress up as both Mario and Luigi?

His removed foot.

 

[HY 140]

tbh i think bob hates Trump so muh because i guess he reminds him of Koopa in the mario movie

 

[Gordon Cole]

tbh i think bob hates Trump so muh because i guess he reminds him of Koopa in the mario movie

Hey, don't associate Dennis Hopper with Bob's beetus hallucinations.

 

[Count groudon]

But who's Luigi? is he gonna have to dress up as both Mario and Luigi?

Bob has most likely been messaging his brother nonstop these past few months begging him to drop his family to join him on his crusade.

 

[Enclave Supremacy]

"They're the babies, not me!"

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And I'm sure the sweatshop worker in Asia, miners in Africa and the out-of-work Americans enjoy being fodder for Bob's vague and lofty dreams of "upward human development". Which creates more gadgets and shit to be sold by trans-national corporations which he's supposed to be against.

You've got to wonder why the Romanovs' and others through-out history never saw the people marching against them but in Bob you have a pretty good, if more retarded, example of someone who literally ignores reality for holier-than-thouism - just swap Divine Right for something liberal bullshit. And Bob isn't isolated from the concerns of average people, he has the internet, he's just that big of a cunt.

 

[HY 140]

Bob has most likely been messaging his brother nonstop these past few months begging him to drop his family to join him on his crusade.

fftopic: but i want someone to draw this

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob is severely autistic and thinks the left will make Star Wars and Star Trek happen irl.

 

[iafiv]

I have a feeling Bob thinks of himself as part of that superior future or something.Because what the future needs is an overweight guy talking about pop culture online.I wonder why no one has ever asked Bob the obvious question since Bob views the world in pop culture terms.What happens if and when those robots who will do everything menial rise up against humans.I mean the concept has been around for decades now and if you believe Star trek is the future well Data would appear at some point.But Data might actually ask the question 'Hey why do i have to do all the work while you sit on your ass praising the MCU for yet another standard issue comic book movie?I'm not only smarter than you but stronger so i should be in your place.'I wonder what is his answer to that thing.