Assassin's Creed thread

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If I remember correctly FightinCowboy is a Souls like content creator and streamer.
He was and then he got extremely salty about repeatedly losing in Armored Core 6, turned into a total crybaby bitch who rage quit any time he was losing.
After that he started crying about elitism, gatekeeping and git gud mentality and how akshually dark souls SHOULD be easier. He's just any other shill now
 
The fact that every single reply from ubisoft has like 10 times the views and 100 times the likes feels off to me.

I can understand a clapback taking off but a random reply buried in a thread getting 70k likes in an hour while every other post can barely scrape by 7k?

Ubisoft wouldn't bot engagement... would they?
They 100% bot engagement, they are on the brink of extinction and have nothing to lose. Sign of a failing studio.
Dream come true publicity for Ubisoft. Grummz is no one to normies but Musk has sky high negatives. People will buy this stupid game because he’s shitting on it.
If only hate-marketing was this simple. Not even they will spend 70$ on a mediocre game they will never play, if they're that dedicated to hating Elon they will just go out and bomb a Tesla dealership.
 
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2020s gaming journalism is just journalists lying to you through their chattering teeth, claiming that the water is perfectly fine for a week, and then gradually, in minute increments, acknowledging the highly visible turd floating in the pool.
"Gaming Post-2020 Is Like Swimming In A Septic Tank, But That's Okay"
 
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2020s gaming journalism is just journalists lying to you through their chattering teeth, claiming that the water is perfectly fine for a week, and then gradually, in minute increments, acknowledging the highly visible turd floating in the pool.
Y'know what that is? Fucking stupid...

And that's okay.
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A commie who promotes terrorism, a scamming game developer, an autistic billionaire who's best friends with the president and a semi-bankrupt game studio that makes mediocre copy-pasted slop. Beautiful.
Which is Grummz and Which is Ubisoft in this list?
 
I very much want a Nioh 3. Unfortunately Team Ninja seems to hate money and would rather make giga slop like Wo Long and Rise Of The Ronin.
I don't know if they could top Nioh 2. Nioh 1 was already my favorite Soulslike but then Nioh 2 casually blew it out of the water and was better in every single aspect over 1.
 
Rise Of The Ronin
That game honestly rocks. It may be check box Ubislop but the character creator, combat, and setting are all way above anything Ubisoft has shit out.

It is really funny that we still haven't gotten a character creator for an AC game. The whole disaster with Yasuke could have been avoided by simply letting us create our own ancestor.
 
That game honestly rocks. It may be check box Ubislop but the character creator, combat, and setting are all way above anything Ubisoft has shit out.

It is really funny that we still haven't gotten a character creator for an AC game. The whole disaster with Yasuke could have been avoided by simply letting us create our own ancestor.
had to refund that game because there's no option to turn off the terrible TAA, even at 1440p the game looked like smeared dogshit
 
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