"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Since we're talking about drinking, as a teenager in Japan, I'd get a bottle of orange Qoo and a bottle of 151. Dump a fair bit of the Qoo out and mix in the 151. You couldn't smell or taste the 151. Japanese stores(at least at that time) would sell alcohol and cigarettes to American teenagers and if I came across one that wouldn't, I'd just use one of the numerous cigarette and alcohol vending machines.

In Israel they have something called Tubi 60, it's like 40% alcohol and very popular in Israel. I've always wanted to try it.



Speaking of cheap liquor and this spud, does he drink?

 

[Alex Krycek]

It's because Taters is still in his "Fuck You DAD!" phase of life where he needs to rebel against society. And since here in the US a lot of people support Israel it means he needs to support Palestine.

It was like his short lived Satanist phase. It was because the majority of Americans are some form of Christian.
Or his communist / Maoist phase because we're capitalist.

Taters couldn't be more transparent that this is all performance. I'd call it performance art but that cheapens the word "art".

I have followed him a long time.

He has a formula and I figured it out pretty quick.

Step 1: Find something you think will invoke fear or envy.

Step 2: Make this your entire identity. This is what you are completely dedicated to.

Step 3: Try to act like this really makes you a good person. You are all bad for not liking me.

Step 4: Screech about some entity or individual persecuting you.

Step 5: Say something about Maoism or some other ideology most people aren’t familiar with to seem intelligent.

Step 6: Get a tattoo to prove how much you believe in whatever cause.

Step 7: Eat Pizza.

Step 8: It’s all Kiwi Farms fault nobody else is mentioned.

Step 9: He forgot about the cause entirely.

Step 10: Change your identity and assault a woman.

Step 11: Lose a fight with produce.

Step 12: Stop posting anything interesting.

Then rinse and repeat.

If that’s not the Phil 12 Step Program I dunno what else is. If you guys wanna correct me or add anything please feel free!

 

[Twrx]

I have followed him a long time.

He has a formula and I figured it out pretty quick.

Step 1: Find something you think will invoke fear or envy.

Step 2: Make this your entire identity. This is what you are completely dedicated to.

Step 3: Try to act like this really makes you a good person. You are all bad for not liking me.

Step 4: Screech about some entity or individual persecuting you.

Step 5: Say something about Maoism or some other ideology most people aren’t familiar with to seem intelligent.

Step 6: Get a tattoo to prove how much you believe in whatever cause.

Step 7: Eat Pizza.

Step 8: It’s all Kiwi Farms fault nobody else is mentioned.

Step 9: He forgot about the cause entirely.

Step 10: Change your identity and assault a woman.

Step 11: Lose a fight with produce.

Step 12: Stop posting anything interesting.

Then rinse and repeat.

If that’s not the Phil 12 Step Program I dunno what else is. If you guys wanna correct me or add anything please feel free!

You forgot straight blocks of cheese.

 

[Alex Krycek]

You forgot straight blocks of cheese.

I guess that’s part of step 7.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I guess that’s part of step 7.

Also surviving drive-bys, and dumping bones instant SIM cards down storm drains.

I remember Thunderbird hangovers. Shop by my cousin’s house used to sell a red and a blue label Thunderbird (not sure what the difference was), as well as Mad Dog, and me and my cousin would get a bottle of Thunderbird between us to get the night started, then onto the Newky Brown around various pubs. Then, home via the Chinese (sweet and sour pork balls, spot on).

Sundays were hell. Don’t tell my mum I skipped church.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

In Israel they have something called Tubi 60, it's like 40% alcohol and very popular in Israel. I've always wanted to try it.



Speaking of cheap liquor and this spud, does he drink?

When Toren was living there, he did get wasted on a single glass of rosé.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

When Toren was living there, he did get wasted on a single glass of rosé.

Of course he's a lightweight. And far be it from me to say bad things about rose wines, there are some that are actually quite nice, but for the most part they're just expensive soda pop. No wonder that's what he drinks.

Speaking of cheap liquor and this spud, does he drink?

My guess? Whatever he's able to afford and somehow matches his current identity. So tequila as a LatinX and baiju as a Maoist.

Then he mixed it with copious amounts of juice because he can't stand the taste of alcohol and gets drunk after 1 glass.

Where can one find that?

Usually a liquor store with a good selection of wine. Maybe something upscale. I mean 1/2 bottle can cost about $50 if not more. I've seen some selling for over $100.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Usually a liquor store with a good selection of wine. Maybe something upscale. I mean 1/2 bottle can cost about $50 if not more. I've seen some selling for over $100.

Yes, due to how little juice is extracted from the frozen grapes (and they have to all be harvested and processed within a super short time period in the first night of freezing. If any grapes thaw out by morning sunlight they are useless waste) the volume of icewine produced in any harvest is tiny compared to a regular wine grape harvest thus the cost is very high.

I think the cheapest equivalent to rotgut icewine I've ever seen was $20cdn for a 350ml bottle, and that was a few years ago. Most, as noted is $50-100 or more

If you just want to try a taste of icewine, get on a winery tour where they do a tasting of the product afterwards at at a winery that makes icewine. If you don't live in a Northern state or Canada (or north Europe, Germany and Scandinavia) you are probably SOL and will have to buy some.

It's worth it though, the taste is unreal, unlike anything you've had in a wine before. It doesn't taste at all like sugared regular wine, you have to taste it to understand.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

When Toren was living there, he did get wasted on a single glass of rosé.

That's pathetic. He's a terminally obese faggot and yet he gets sloshed over a single glass. That's just pasta dinner for me.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

When it came to wine, my first taste, unfortunately, was my grandfather's brown swill. It was the type of "wine" that all villagers with a grape crop made. It was a step or 2 above prison wine but still tasted like shit. These crops were put to better use making must for various must based treats that tasted so much better.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

That's pathetic. He's a terminally obese faggot and yet he gets sloshed over a single glass. That's just pasta dinner for me.

I’m pretty certain he didn’t get drunk. Phil probably just thinks getting drunk (or high) will make him look cool and edgy and rebellious. Since he couldn’t find anymore blank skin to put those ugly tattoos and couldn’t afford new mall-ninja garbage, he figured he could pretend to be drunk by acting like the vodka ogre who cycled him for his bed. Unfortunately, Phil is so pathetic he can’t even pretend to be drunk.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I’m pretty certain he didn’t get drunk. Phil probably just thinks getting drunk (or high) will make him look cool and edgy and rebellious. Since he couldn’t find anymore blank skin to put those ugly tattoos and couldn’t afford new mall-ninja garbage, he figured he could pretend to be drunk by acting like the vodka ogre who cycled him for his bed. Unfortunately, Phil is so pathetic he can’t even pretend to be drunk.

He drinks Craft Beer sometimes from what his posts indicate.

He hasn’t ever indicated exactly the brand or type. I am assuming it’s some foreign overpriced type that’s from Germany or Czechia.

 

[AnOminous]

He hasn’t ever indicated exactly the brand or type. I am assuming it’s some foreign overpriced type that’s from Germany or Czechia.

I'd assume it's probably local, from some craft brew pub catering to antifags.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

He drinks Craft Beer sometimes from what his posts indicate.

He hasn’t ever indicated exactly the brand or type. I am assuming it’s some foreign overpriced type that’s from Germany or Czechia.

He says he drinks them. I doubt he actually drinks them.

Phil has always been stuck in that middle school mindset where he wants to be seen as some tough guy. That’s also the age where you would think drinking beer would make you tough. Unfortunately, the spud is too much of a pussy to actually do something he thinks is tough, but that doesn’t stop him from claiming he did on Twitter… or Bluesky or whatever.

Phil has always wanted to be seen as a tough guy, but he’s way too much of a pussy to do anything even just a little tough.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I'd assume it's probably local, from some craft brew pub catering to antifags.

There was a place called Cider Riot in Portland where all the antifags used to hang out but it went under before the pandemic. It's hard to believe that a place catering to unemployeed faggots had to shutter. I could see Phil drinking hard cider but:
a. He has no friends
b. He only pretends to be in antifa
So I doubt he was welcome there.

 

[Damien Thorne]

There was a place called Cider Riot in Portland where all the antifags used to hang out but it went under before the pandemic. It's hard to believe that a place catering to unemployeed faggots had to shutter. I could see Phil drinking hard cider but:
a. He has no friends
b. He only pretends to be in antifa
So I doubt he was welcome there.

Getting drunk off hard cider actually is pretty hardcore. It guarantees a fucking bitch of a hangover the next day due to how sweet it is.

 

[AnOminous]

Getting drunk off hard cider actually is pretty hardcore. It guarantees a fucking bitch of a hangover the next day due to how sweet it is.

That's more a shitty mass-produced cider thing than the kind of cider that a microbrewery would make. Unless the microbrewery sucks.

 

[a hapless toad]

21 May 2019 (direct link)
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A political rantable from an Insurrectionary Anarchist Antifa militant from Portland.

I really wish that there was an Antifa video game I could play to let off some pent up steam, Portland has been too quiet these last couple of weeks since Patriot Prayer Fash and 161 clashed at my favorite watering hole called Cider Riot on May Day.

It's kinda awesome sauce that Joey Gibson's getting sued by Cider Riot but I am having trouble getting used to this recent lull in street clashes between rival political groups. I have been so amped for months since last summer, especially since August 4, 2018. Not blood thristy or anything like that, just not adjusting to the relative calm in my city right now.

One can only dream, right?

Well, gonna enjoy some leftist YouTube videos I can listen to while packing up the apartment so to stay on task and on track with my own deadline for warping up packing by the ass end of the month.

Pic related, my anti-capitalist library organized for today's packing up

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There was a place called Cider Riot in Portland where all the antifags used to hang out but it went under before the pandemic. It's hard to believe that a place catering to unemployeed faggots had to shutter. I could see Phil drinking hard cider but:
a. He has no friends
b. He only pretends to be in antifa
So I doubt he was welcome there.

See above, my friend.

 

[Alex Krycek]

That's more a shitty mass-produced cider thing than the kind of cider that a microbrewery would make. Unless the microbrewery sucks.

I am not really a fan of anything but Pear Cider when it comes to Ciders. You and I have discussed our taste in Tea and we both generally like more bitter or smoky tea. I don’t use sweetener and prefer them iced unless it’s something really fancy. So naturally I just don’t have a palette for appreciating Cider.

I know he did once say he liked a certain kind of Pilsner. That’s about it. I myself enjoy very fine Kolsch from time to time. I would imagine because Marx liked Kolsch he probably does too. Usually though I just drink something cheap like Coors when I drink. Or Red Horse while in the Philippines.

I don’t really like trendy hipster bars despite being a little bit of a hipster myself. They tend to be overpriced and in the words of one buddy “You are the Anti-Hipster. The Hipster who hates other Hipsters”. I guess that’s fair. I just don’t like the scene and the politics even if I enjoy the fashion and music.

But if Phil does drink at all these days I am assuming it’s some German Beer or Vodka. German Beer because Marx and Vodka because Soviets and nostalgia for his platonic boyfriend.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He drinks Craft Beer sometimes from what his posts indicate.

He hasn’t ever indicated exactly the brand or type. I am assuming it’s some foreign overpriced type that’s from Germany or Czechia.

He probably just says he drinks it to appear hip. I'm pretty sure that any beer he drinks is is swill because it's all he can afford. I mean the guy decorated a frozen pizza and tried to pass it off as being something from an actual pizzeria.