Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Tragi-Chan]

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Bex claimed Hannuh spoke her first word today, briefly remembering she has a child, before celebrating by disassociating from reality.

Also:
"This boyfriend's weed just sent me to the stratosphere"
"a boyfriend"

Is this yet another human scab picked from FetLife? I can't keep up.

I think it’s just Cuckson and Samdruff. Note that she also says “one hubbie,” when as far as we know there is only one right now. Basically she wants to imply that she’s simply surrounded by men (also the baby did some shit idk).

So, "long story" in this instance means "please ask me about this so I can tell you a terrible lie!"

“But don’t ask me any detailed questions.”

 

[Sigmahat]

It'll be a complicated custody battle, alright.... as they all fight it out over who has to take the kid. Becky won't want anything to do with her again til she's old enough (6 or so) to make basic stoner food and pack mommy a bowl. Sorry, y'all, CPS isn't going to be interested, this is more or less a bog standard white trash childhood- the usual would be unsecured guns in the house instead of an unsecured pool, but same difference. CPS is even less interested in white trash bullshit when the parents have lawyer money. It just isn't going to happen.

If the kid makes it to elementary school, being sorta funny looking is a major factor in her favor. I've known plenty of ordinary, average, functioning adults who were weird looking kids. Becky will probably mostly ignore her instead of trying to compete with her and/or pimp her out.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Tenner says Hah-nuh has been saying 'dada' for a while now but this doesn't count in Becky's mind. I've never made a baby but I've read (possibly here, possibly in a different thread) that the 'da' sound is much easier for infant lips and vastly more likely to be the first thing they enunciate?

Add to that the fact that Becky basically ignores her precious blockhead 90% of the time and her dada do most of the care and wrangling and the fact that Becky lies all the time about everything and has to paint herelf as the centre of the universe at all times... yeah, I think either they hid from Becky or minimised that Hah-nuh has been saying the name of her primary caregiver for a little while, or Becky is just straight up fibbing here and baby still hasn't moved past babbling nonsense at them. No way her first word was one that's more difficult to say and names the person in the house who does the least for her.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tenner says Hah-nuh has been saying 'dada' for a while now but this doesn't count in Becky's mind. I've never made a baby but I've read (possibly here, possibly in a different thread) that the 'da' sound is much easier for infant lips and vastly more likely to be the first thing they enunciate?

Add to that the fact that Becky basically ignores her precious blockhead 90% of the time and her dada do most of the care and wrangling and the fact that Becky lies all the time about everything and has to paint herelf as the centre of the universe at all times... yeah, I think either they hid from Becky or minimised that Hah-nuh has been saying the name of her primary caregiver for a little while, or Becky is just straight up fibbing here and baby still hasn't moved past babbling nonsense at them. No way her first word was one that's more difficult to say and names the person in the house who does the least for her.

I wonder if the whole thing is a means of getting at Daniel. “Well ACTUALLY Daniel, I’m doing GREAT without you and ACTUALLY Hannah just said her first word and it was Mama, not Dada, so ACTUALLY I’m the one she loves! Anyway, she just soiled herself, so you’d better get back here.”

 

[unexpected onions]

Just like Hannah rolling over or standing up "for the first time" several times, this has also already been done

A day after "dada" we got a "mama." I'm wondering if, much like the other milestones they didn't know about, they have no idea that babies babble these sounds.



Extremely transphobic thoughts. How can Becky say things like this and still call herself "trans" or say she has dysphoria?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Just like Hannah rolling over or standing up "for the first time" several times, this has also already been done

Becky probably just forgot her daughter's first word already because she's hitting that bong so hard.

Listen up!

Becky, please write this on the board 100 times while looking at your daughter's head.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Babies have a series of first sounds they make involving several consonants. We all freak out with joy and repeat “mama,” and “dada,” to them over and over so those become our “callsigns” so to speak. The fact that we identify as Mama or Dada is driven by the baby’s developing language, not the other way around.

It’s also why babies can ask for a bottle, “baba,” or something to eat, “umumum,” or point at the dog, “doggie.” They make these early babbles, we assign meaning to them and impart that meaning back to the baby by responding with additional stimuli, and there you go. I’m not a linguist but I have kids and this is how the process has progressed for each of my own. The baby doesn’t actually know what those babbles mean until we give them additional information. They are just playing with their own tongue and voice until it becomes a game of “make parents do things by reproducing the same noises that got a reaction last time.”

Also Becky has proudly announced that Hannah has been walking now like 3 or 4 separate times. I wonder how many more times she will be proudly announcing Hannah’s first word.

Similar cause and effect learning games with babies include:
1. Huck shit off the high chair tray in a game of “Fetch this, Mama!”
2. Screech as loudly as humanly possible because Mama does all kinds of exciting things as a result, like yelling or crying or saying NO!
3. Throwing things out of the carseat or stroller in a variation of high chair fetch
4. Spitting

Basically Becky is going to accidentally reinforce all kinds of misbehavior because she’s said before that she “screams when the baby screams,” and end up with a holy terror of a toddler who she will subsequently diagnose as nEuRoDiVErGeNt.

If you don’t want to have a baby continue a behavior, I have found success in treating it like the most boring thing ever. It’s hard not to react when your baby is screaming in your ear just to see what you’ll do, but it’s worse if you do react because now it’s a GAME. It’s much better to pull a “that’s nice dear, anyway, oh look! A bird out the window! Or maybe you’d like to look at a book instead?”

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Just wanted to add some context to the "REEEE GIVE KIDS TROON SURGERY" spergout here because I read it last night right before I went to bed and I've been mulling it over.

Basically: lol this bitch.

You can't whine about how parents should be able to choose to take their kids to Drag Queens Story Hour and also say parents shouldn't have rights. You can't pay a lawyer to put three people on a kid's birth certificate while saying parents don't get rights. You don't get to say "fuck you, my kid will be homeschooled" and also say parents don't get rights.

These are two sides to the same goddamn coin, Becky.

This is a true mask-off moment for her. No, parents cannot CHOOSE to go to Drag Queens Story Hour. In the world Becky runs, it's mandated.


Adding:
Becky says Hah-nuh "refuses" to switch from bottle to sippy cup.

This is like the "safe foods" thing. Kids don't like change, generally, and she isn't gonna magically pick up a sippy cup and chug. You got a let her struggle. Even one of Becky's sycophants gets this.

If it doesn't happen immediately and organically, Becky thinks Hah-nuh is "refusing." This kid is gonna be in diapers til she's 10.

 

[Mellorine]

Hoodoo for Dummies

Becky has been known to post on the luckymojo.com forums. Some of her posts there were archived much earlier in this thread. Lucky Mojo is a California shop for mystical items, mostly hoodoo related. They've been online since the early days of the web and the only thing they seem to have ever updated is their prices. They offer a "Hoodoo Correspondence Course" that makes numerous demands of the would-be student, the primary one being literally to go make some black friends who you can talk about spiritual and holiday traditions with. (Another is to make numerous expensive purchases from the shop, lol.)

So it's possible Becky attempted the course and lied about fulfilling its first and most basic requirement, but it's also likely she just spent too much money on books and candles and declared it close enough.

 

[Pargon]

Becky has been known to post on the luckymojo.com forums. Some of her posts there were archived much earlier in this thread. Lucky Mojo is a California shop for mystical items, mostly hoodoo related. They've been online since the early days of the web and the only thing they seem to have ever updated is their prices. They offer a "Hoodoo Correspondence Course" that makes numerous demands of the would-be student, the primary one being literally to go make some black friends who you can talk about spiritual and holiday traditions with. (Another is to make numerous expensive purchases from the shop, lol.)

So it's possible Becky attempted the course and lied about fulfilling its first and most basic requirement, but it's also likely she just spent too much money on books and candles and declared it close enough.

This is the most Basic White Bitch action I think I have ever heard about.

She couldn’t be more Basic White Bitch if she wore fifteen petticoats and whined about having the vapors.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I would pay good money to watch Becky tell a group of black people that she's trained in rootwork/hoodoo face to face.

 

[Pargon]

I would pay good money to watch Becky tell a group of black people that she's trained in rootwork/hoodoo face to face.

I would pay good money to watch Becky have a ten minute conversation with a group of black people. She can even pick the topic.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

More partners equals more requests for attention and asspats. Wonder if the upcoming trip involving SAD is to go see his sick Mom.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the most Basic White Bitch action I think I have ever heard about.

She couldn’t be more Basic White Bitch if she wore fifteen petticoats and whined about having the vapors.

I can't help but be reminded of this ancient Web 1.0 site.

http://blackpeopleloveus.com/

 

[Umaibae]

I can't help but be reminded of this ancient Web 1.0 site.

http://blackpeopleloveus.com/

Is that Chelsea Peretti at the bottom??

 

[Law]

I'm infuriated that she didn't just think to start up an Ebay account or Facebook marketplace listing and sell some of her collector lego sets in order to have money to buy her daughter wooden blocks?

There's also Bricklink, an entire dedicated lego marketplace, already set up. People go nuts for buying lego, even opened or already built lego. Becky could be sitting on a colorful plastic goldmine. Instead she's just sitting.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

There's also Bricklink, an entire dedicated lego marketplace, already set up. People go nuts for buying lego, even opened or already built lego. Becky could be sitting on a colorful plastic goldmine. Instead she's just sitting.

She was never going to sell her Lego. She knows if she howls loudly enough Mami and Papi and/or Jackson's Mom will come through. She has said that Jackson's Mom is floating them financially already, and I can't see why that would stop because Becky and Daniel broke up.

 

[CobraPlissken]

I think she invokes "the gods" just to be contrary & spiteful towards monotheists (Christians in particular). I don't recall her ever specifically naming these other gods she supposedly believes in.

At best, Becky has mentioned vague "spirits" she appeases with magic/offerings, but this is rare. Couple examples:


This is part of her Witch / Bruja LARP.
You would think a self-proclaimed "Jewitch" would be into Kabbalah and maybe Asherah worship, but no... Basic Becky is very boring & lazy. She just does some candle magic once in awhile.
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But watch out! She might hex you to step on some legos!


edit: Becky gives her thoughts on utilizing black magic and hoodoo/rootwork:

"If anyone recently laid off would like me to do some magic/energy work free of charge, hit me up. I'm trained in root work (long story) & happy to do employment, money, or boss fix spells for you".

Funny how despite these magic powers she claims to possess, Jackson is still unemployed and they're supposedly dealing with financial issues

It's also funny how the Venn diagram of "being a self-proclaimed witch" and "being a complete loser" is always two concentric circles. Three if we draw a third circle for "being a BPDemon".

 

[Law]

It's also funny how the Venn diagram of "being a self-proclaimed witch" and "being a complete loser" is always two concentric circles.

If your life's going well, you don't need magic

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Who do you think it was? She's not saying "ex." Becky is so shaken it's worse than being hit. Clearly the right thing is cute animal images.



Becky's brother is trooning out.



He's also made his FB profile photo this. I think he's trying to somehow skinwalk the way Becky thinks she looks at her most manic and unrealistic.



More of how Hannah "refuses" some things and instead of sticking to anything, they just let it happen. "That's a tomorrow problem." Scarlett O'Hara wore it better, Becky.