You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Yours Truly 2095]

People who vape in-doors. I'd throw those fuckers out of my store when I worked retail. Pathetic addicts. "IT'S JUST WATER VAPOR BRO" GET OUT.

 

[vittek]

Finally getting a friday off work, ready to enjoy a longer weekend.. only to catch another FUCKING cold right the day before.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

People who vape in-doors. I'd throw those fuckers out of my store when I worked retail. Pathetic addicts. "IT'S JUST WATER VAPOR BRO" GET OUT.

I saw one being thrown from fast-food place by another customer, who yelled at him for trying to sneakily do that shit (do they think no-one notices?) first.

 

[Hubelublub]

The lack of moderation online (restraint, I mean, not the janny kind). It's been like 3 days and I'm already tired of the ghiblification stuff. It's not so much the meme itself, it's just that it's the same shit over and over again. It was the same with those A.I. movie posters a while back. I just wish people would have a little moderation and not flood the place

Before the internet, we had to deal with this shit in real life.

The problem isn't moderation, the problem is people are boring.

 

[Jarl Varg]

When people back into parking spaces I get so pissed off. What are you running from?

You obviously don't drive a pickup truck, do you?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

You obviously don't drive a pickup truck, do you?

Oh, speaking of pick-ups, if you (not the specific you) drive a fucking monster, go find a place to park in the parking garage that's 2 floors away from the rest of us. You make maneuvering the lanes or pulling in/out of a spot around you a royal pain, ESPECIALLY if you park near the end of a row where people need to be able to see who's coming/ going. If your vehicle is 2+ feet longer than 95% of the others, be decent and stay out of the way.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

People who vape in-doors.

That "vaping" thing seems like something out a dystopian scifi which just appeared overnight. Whatever happened to just smoking if you want to ruin your lungs as an addict?

 

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

Amoral people, motorcyclists who rev their engines at stop lights (no one thinks you're cool), basically anyone who vapes (they are all faggots and have no idea what they are doing to their lungs), people who blast loud music in public (why is it always shit music?), and militant religious people (Jew, Muslim, Christian, Atheist IDAF you are all gay).

 

[Mysterious Figure]

You obviously don't drive a pickup truck, do you?

Oh, speaking of pick-ups, if you (not the specific you) drive a fucking monster, go find a place to park in the parking garage that's 2 floors away from the rest of us. You make maneuvering the lanes or pulling in/out of a spot around you a royal pain, ESPECIALLY if you park near the end of a row where people need to be able to see who's coming/ going. If your vehicle is 2+ feet longer than 95% of the others, be decent and stay out of the way.

Pick up truck drivers are the biggest faggots on the roads. If they are behind me they tailgate me. If they are in front of me they start driving slow. If I'm walking down the sidewalk they rev their shitty engines. The other day I was driving to work and was nearly hit by one when the driver ran a stop sign. Years ago my car was totaled because a pick up truck driver swerved lanes and crashed into me.

Most pickup truck drivers don't even carry anything in their trucks because it's just for show, and they don't really need a pickup truck. Any pickup truck not used for work should be banned.

 

[Jarl Varg]

Pick up truck drivers are the biggest faggots on the roads. If they are behind me they tailgate me. If they are in front of me they start driving slow. If I'm walking down the sidewalk they rev their shitty engines. The other day I was driving to work and was nearly hit by one when the driver ran a stop sign. Years ago my car was totaled because a pick up truck driver swerved lanes and crashed into me.

Most pickup truck drivers don't even carry anything in their trucks because it's just for show, and they don't really need a pickup truck. Any pickup truck not used for work should be banned.

Now those big, decked out diesel trucks with giant tires, I will agree. Those people just drive them for a dick extension.

 

[Captain Syrup]

You know what’s fun? When your pee hole is half-glued shut, so you go to take a leak and it fires off in two completely random directions—neither of which is anywhere near the toilet. One arc slaps the rim, the other paints the tile. And there you are, blinking dumbly at the mess, holding your traitorous organ.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

You know what’s fun? When your pee hole is half-glued shut, so you go to take a leak and it fires off in two completely random directions—neither of which is anywhere near the toilet. One arc slaps the rim, the other paints the tile. And there you are, blinking dumbly at the mess, holding your traitorous organ.

Should not have fucked the glue bottle

 

[The Last Stand]

You know what’s fun? When your pee hole is half-glued shut, so you go to take a leak and it fires off in two completely random directions—neither of which is anywhere near the toilet. One arc slaps the rim, the other paints the tile. And there you are, blinking dumbly at the mess, holding your traitorous organ.

Thank you for confirming your gender to us. But you are correct. I hope you clean it at least.

If I'm walking down the sidewalk they rev their shitty engines.

I hate when people rev their engines on the road. Souped up rice cars or shitty pick up trucks often do that. Why, attention? Should be a public disturbance charge of "disturbing the peace."

 

[Lovely Kin]

When they talk loudly as possible on speaker phone, and the person they are talking to is shouting back at an equal volume.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

People who loiter in the middle of sidewalks. Get the fuck out of my way, because I'm not going around you.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

This gross tranny I work with wears this god awful ocean breeze perfume it fucking stinks smells like air freshener. Jesus fuck why do you think it's appropriate to wear that shit to work? Can't wait until this faggot inevitably quits I'm tired of smelling his stinky fucking ass. At least I only share 1 or 2 shifts with him a week. Most of the time he's Fuel Center or Front End's problem.

I fucking HATE this generation. Stupid fucks can't follow simple instructions, nag people about dumb shit, can't see the big picture. Clueless, lazy. No basic social skills whatsoever.

It would be one thing, however questionable if he did it to cover up the stench of his stinkditch; but I've worked with him before: HE DOES NOT SMELL. He doesn't fucking need it! Like fucking WHY. People, for the love of God have some fucking self-awareness and common courtesy.

He's competent enough to be passable, he would be fine to work with if just did he fucking job and didn't wear his nasty ass perfume. I would honestly take the worst performing person in my department over him just so I don't have to fucking smell him.

Does the tranny do this while constantly saying "bussin' no cap frfr" or something?

While he works? No, he's pretty quiet. He stinks, he's slow, and doesn't pay attention to his alerts. He needs to learn how to prioritize. And also learn to not nag people about shit that doesn't even fucking matter, this fucking nigger think he needs to remind me, in the group chat, to do something when I've been working this position 10x longer than this retard. And also, like fuck off, you're the closer, it's your responsibility anyway.

He'll nag me/other people to do shit he's perfectly fucking capable of doing, and like I said, isn't a priority away.

Hopefully he isn't publicly talking about his "bussy"

He mostly keeps to himself but there has been some drama recently about him and his boyfriend. And apparently he's been giving management a hard time, as well. I don't know the details but yeah just generally being a fuckstick.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

People who have notifications but no headphones. How do these companies make the most obnoxious notification sounds?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

People who vape in-doors. I'd throw those fuckers out of my store when I worked retail. Pathetic addicts. "IT'S JUST WATER VAPOR BRO" GET OUT.

Holy fuck my last 6 months at Subway they brought in some White zoomer wigger who vaped constantly. The way that shit smelled, no way that shit's good. Mmm theater fog machine plus chem lab. All over your 5 dollar footlong

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

When they talk loudly as possible on speaker phone, and the person they are talking to is shouting back at an equal volume.

Bonus points when the person using speakerphone gets mad at the people around them for reacting to the conversation. Keep it private and nobody will be able to react or (rightfully) mock the lack of public manners.

White zoomer wigger who vaped constantly. The way that shit smelled, no way that shit's good

Recently, there was a news story where teens either stole vapes or were promised vapes in return for sex, lewds, etc. The person I was with at the time questioned WTH anyone would vape when it's so disgusting, I agreed and I gave the same answer I'm about to give here: people somehow think its better for you when it's probably just as bad as smoking anything else long-term.

Thread tax: When a website changes their online bill paying process to be so inconvenient without logging that it's better to log into your account and go through the umpteen layers of security/authentication associated with it.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Facebook marketplace. I just waited like 25 minutes for this fucking kid to show up to buy something. We agreed like 30 minutes earlier again on the place and time. Absolutely no communication. I messaged him when I got there my vehicle and location. No response. Waited. Nothing not even read. I told him that I can't sit here all day, even gave you a discount and I am leaving. I get home and he finally messages me that he's there and asks if I'm still coming. Rated 1 star and blocked. Fuck you, dude.


Also the "HI CAN YOU SHIP THIS?!" Do I have shipping listed? No.