Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Please, God, give us the greatest April Fool's joke ever and have this drugged up degenerate faggot arrested that morning.

 

[USAroXX]

Let me take the time to remind you that when Nick got arrested, Eric July, despite all the bad blood between them, sent him a very nice message wishing him safety and wellness. Nick replies by publicly sucking off the pedophiles that routinely try to sabotage his business.

I believe Nicholas Robert Rekieta is a child abuser and he hangs out with Dick and Vito becuase they're the only two who are okay with it.


Holy Shit, he is such a faggot. I genuinely hope they take his plea deal away.

Edit: Remove Double post, sorry.

Sooooooo.
"Nobody slept..."
"In the house with FIVE Kids around..."
Cuz we know junkie was driving ONE child at 830am as cops pulled him over AND broke down his front door...

Junkie just revealed
1. They were doing drugs all night
2. In a home with 5 kids
3. And totally NOT sexing it up
5. No stalker child they played twister all night
NECK YOURSELF and your pointy nose whore and your sick swinging parents too

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Weren't Kayla and April found in the bedroom on the day of the arrest? I mean, I know that's where the drugs were, but it didn't sound like all the kids had been woken up, implying they hadn't left room.

 

[Folgers Can]

There is a 20 dollar SuperChat reading rule.

The best part is how after promising to Nick that they would read superchats under $20 only if they're positive and they would read negative superchats only if they pay $20 or more, in the end they just snaked him and read a long-awaited $5 superchat on his least favorite topic anyway, and then proceeded to make light of it more instead of moving on, to his visible discomfort:

If you look closely, you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart seethes in half:



With friends like this, who needs enemies?

 

[USAroXX]

Weren't Kayla and April found in the bedroom on the day of the arrest? I mean, I know that's where the drugs were, but it didn't sound like all the kids had been woken up, implying they hadn't left room.

One was in nicks car
One opened the door
The adult women WHO WERE NOT SLEEPING, as Junkie just admitted, did not answer the door. One, was woken up AND is the one who asked for clean clothes.

That leaves 2 kids...
What is your point again?
That FIVE kids were sleeping UNAWARE the entire time junkie n whores were NOT SLEEPING? But you also want to point out 5 kids needed to be woken up by police, which:
1. Never happens to ALL 5 kids in one household
2. "Sleeping in" means UP LATE unless you are 16 yo
3. ASIDE: junkie who is totally SOBER shows up in public in wife beater shirts? Totally sober, totally.
4. Try harder Junkie

 

[Melty Butter]

The best part is how after promising to Nick that they would only read superchats under $20 if they're positvie and they would read negative superchats only if they pay $20 or more, in the end they just snaked him and read a long-awaited $5 superchat on his least favorite topic anyway, and then proceeded to make light of it more instead of moving on, to his visible discomfort:

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You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart seethes in half:

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With friends like this, who needs enemies?

Brilliant! I'll pile on. This man:

• Openly joked about his kid testing positive for cocaine
• Celebrated his cocaine use
• Said he's taking MORE drugs now via Rx-es
• Shamed the Kandiyohi cops for holding his dilldos
• Implied that they (cops) snorted his coke
• Revealed that he was high when driving his kid to school and hadn't slept
• Revealed that he consults on porn sex-consent contracts
• Laughed uproariously about rape

All good here.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It seems others recognise Juju's studio, so I will admit I can be wrong. I will continue to provide highlights, but I may not re-watch and do full summary. I have a long drive out to the country this weekend and will be gone for most of it.


More highlights:

- Nick talks about his bodycam footage and how the police were making commentary on how big his house was out of jealousy and how they would have taken better care of it. This proves how bad they all are

- The police found Nick's 'funny' things in the house, but they did not find things (like a giant dildo in a drawer) as funny as they actually were

- Nick admitted to playing word games with the police. They asked him if April 'slept in the house last night', and although she stayed the night, no one slept at all the prior night, so it was not a lie. Small town constables do not know how to ask good questions

- Nick said he would not have played bodycam footage at a trial in his defence because it would have allowed the prosecutor to have played as much as they want. This was bad because 'everyone looks bad on police footage'.

- Nick says that the bodycam footage will never be released because of the law. They spent time mocking Null and the Farms.


Edit:

- Nick repeated the story about 'missing cocaine'

- Nick also recounted how much smarter he was than the police and how police think they are usually smarter than their suspects. He talked to the police, but only to find out what they knew while retaining his rights.

Now that Nick has made a legal call on the footage and considering he is always wrong, this must mean the footage will be released.

Yes, Nick, you sure did outsmart those cops. You totally got away with it with the word games. Definitely worked.

 

[Stiffy]

I think think the most apropos question here is will Dax let Nick fuck him in the ass with the Balldo dressed as a cow this weekend?

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick still hanging out with pedophiles and gay men who dress like cows and get pegged. Shocking

 

[Melty Butter]

If anyone wants to look at what a coked-up parent (in this case, 3 kids) looks like, with less economic entitlement, feel free to watch this.
There is a 90-minute version of this video. The football coach was flippin' hero, just like Dan Sletta.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I do not think Nick can travel. They are likely in Minneapolis.

Wasn't he just at the Wold resort thing where he looked miserable?

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

• Revealed that he was high when driving his kid to school and hadn't slept

And he claimed that he never endangered his kids or that they didn't know about the drug use. You are telling me that taking the 16 year old boy to school in the morning, and he won't know you are high as a kite and hadn't slept? Sure.

Also, Nick was so proud to be away from his kids, that he took a picture of himself and his wife moments before they left their kids in the care of their grandparents, so they could hop on a plane to go to Dax's studio to do a podcast where Nick could do drugs. Nick couldn't WAIT to leave his kids so he could go party and do drugs. Incredibly unhinged.

 

[Gulls on Film]

This is not the own he thinks it is, holy SHIT. Imagine someone saying this about your home, having the neglect be so obvious that a complete stranger feels okay candidly talking about it? There must've been shit smeared on the walls, and in the absence of any other ebidence, I choose to believe it.

Having the cops raid your house on a child neglect warrant and they walk around saying how much of a waste and a pity that children live there would be considered rock bottom for most people.

 

[Grayback]

The entire show seems based around him now, it's really sad

I know I'm the odd one out here for actually being a regular listener to BPITU—but since I am, I can say that it's simply not true that their whole show (or "most of their show," or even just "a lot of their show") is based around making fun of Eric July. I don't think it's even 5% of their time.

Let me take the time to remind you that when Nick got arrested, Eric July, despite all the bad blood between them, sent him a very nice message wishing him safety and wellness.

I guess Eric's message could have seemed nice if you took it at face value, without any of the contemporary context.
It came across to me a lot of other people as Eric being smug and gloating to Nick about how he had his shit together and Nick didn't, just rubbing Nick's face in what he'd done. And, of course, Nick deserved that. But it doesn't mean that Eric wasn't still being a smarmy, disingenuous dick.


Just because Nick is terrible doesn't mean that everyone who's opposed to Nick is great. Eric July is a fucking buffoon.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I am Nick's complete lack of embarrassment.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I don't think it's even 5% of their time.

I mean when 50% of there show is Ack Acking like the aliens from Mars Attacks, that seems like alot in comparision.

 

[Melty Butter]

Last I'll say tonight...

Nick laughing and shaming Detective Quin Pomplun BY NAME attending the early morning services at Open Door Christian Church—Nick's "new church"—while he attends the later service is wildly reckless. Or is it?

Hey, Minnesota, does anyone give a fuck???

 

[Sexy Potoo]

??? I'm not touching this shit, what the fuck are you expecting me to do? Pay an attorney to force the prosecution in a foreign state to retract his plea deal? Do it yourself, why the fuck do I have to do something?

I am pretty sure what he is expecting from you is that you will deploy your personal hitman, Hardin, to go out and slay Nick Rekieta with an illegal ninja sword.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I am Nick's complete lack of embarrassment.

Kind of reminds me of Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

 

[Hellblazer]

it has a very macabre "everyone's parents crashed the house party and started playing naked Twister" vibe to it.

Re reading the thread and saw this post from back in 2023. Some of the posts from back then are incredibly on point.