Assassin's Creed thread

[ZMOT]

From this angle, it makes sense that a good chunk of their "3 million players" total are evaluating the game on Ubisoft+ monthly.

I doubt they were demoing it at all, I bet ubisoft just counted everyone with premium (or whatever name of that tier is) as "player" for theoretically having access to it, whether they actually play it or not.

Pretty sure that's why Tencent invested 1.16 billion EUR into the subsidiary and not Ubisoft proper.

hearsay was tencent wanted to spend more on ubisoft proper, but the frogs made the conditions they stay in charge. tencent obviously not completely dumb, letting the retards that wrecked the company in the first place stay in charge, just went "lol nope" and dropped the offer.

this new company is the compromise that has been talked about for a few weeks now, ubisoft can do whatever they want with all their other IPs, but the moneymakers tencent cares about are "safe" and under more control from tencent from this point on. if that is just 4d chess to get more of ubisoft later on or simply raise their stake in that new company is anyone's guess at this point.

 

[gata]

there are faggots actually thinking that china owning parts of a (used to be) beloved western company is owning the chuds? and not a big red flag?

lmao amazing.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

there are faggots actually thinking that china owning parts of a (used to be) beloved western company is owning the chuds? and not a big red flag?

lmao amazing.

Even the ones that are acknowledging it is bad are playing the "the game just came out, there's no way a deal like this would have been made in that time, this was clearly planned months ahead of time and not a consequence of Shadows being a flop". Yeah, sure thing fags, it's not like this game was suppose to come out like 4 months ago. They clearly knew what the fuck was going to happen since they have preorder numbers and at least a decade of data to run those numbers against to extrapolate how badly the game was going to flop.

They knew they had a turd on their hands that was going to lose money, it's why they've been negotiating that deal long before its actual release.

 

[30+GameOvers]

there are faggots actually thinking that china owning parts of a (used to be) beloved western company is owning the chuds? and not a big red flag?

lmao amazing.

Those people don't care about AssCreed or Ubisoft. They just want to own the chuds anyway they can, same as Jason Schrier did by fellating Veilguard. Well, that is until it flopped and he admitted he never liked the game either.
All the AssCreed superfans that only pretended to be such to own Elon are now slowly forgetting about the game, as their tiny brains are focusing on the next big thing. Now you're left with only the actual AssCreed fans coping and seething.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

All the AssCreed superfans that only pretended to be such to own Elon are now slowly forgetting about the game, as their tiny brains are focusing on the next big thing. Now you're left with only the actual AssCreed fans coping and seething.

Why would they be owning Elon? Elon, by Christmas day admission - loves Shitskin replacements being where they don't belong. Deep down Elon loves shadows, because Lockley-Yasuke does the murdering that the Japanese are too lazy to do.

 

[Lone Star]

Phoneposting, but would you say there is any truth to this?
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It's hard to take Grummz hate seriously, because even when I see him say dumb stuff, there's people swarming to him saying shit ten times more retarded or violently unhinged, wanting to murder him with hammers.

 

[Bob Barbas]

So these are the people that made the asscreed shadows dollar store hip hop beats every time the black guy was on screen. Its true authentic Japanese music gaaaaays

Figures they would get someone who looks like the niggerist nigger to ever nigger to make music for their game set in FEUDAL JAPAN.

 

[ZMOT]

Why would they be owning Elon? Elon, by Christmas day admission - loves Shitskin replacements being where they don't belong. Deep down Elon loves shadows, because Lockley-Yasuke does the murdering that the Japanese are too lazy to do.

being a naive spergy techbro doesn't mean being a soy-guzzling libtard choking on bbc at the same time.

 

[Day of the Cope]

So these are the people that made the asscreed shadows dollar store hip hop beats every time the black guy was on screen. Its true authentic Japanese music gaaaaays

He looks like a gentrified Ol' Dirty Bastard.

It's hard to take Grummz hate seriously, because even when I see him say dumb stuff, there's people swarming to him saying shit ten times more retarded or violently unhinged, wanting to murder him with hammers.

Or when someone makes the same point as him several months later without catching any of the shit he did, but I digress.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Why would they be owning Elon? Elon, by Christmas day admission - loves Shitskin replacements being where they don't belong. Deep down Elon loves shadows, because Lockley-Yasuke does the murdering that the Japanese are too lazy to do.

Beats me, they have the same derangement that they have for Trump, and they're desperate for some sort of win here. Even more pathetic, since unlike Trump Elon is an active lolcow that constantly makes a fool of himself, he doesn't need a gotcha to have everyone laugh at him.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Still shocked tencent only got 25% of this new company, you'd think they'd take a lot more.

Now THAT game would have an epic character select screen. Eight nation alliance anyone?

especially with how yellow journalism was back then, it wouldn't be too much of a stretch for an asssasin to be kiling people left and right and it gets conveniently left out of the records. which reminds me that ubisoft were so into historical accuracy that didn't a lot of your victims end up being real life people that died during those years?

straight to overly masculine musclechuds and goregeous women with massive tits and ass with not even a single nigger or fag in sight in the next AnalCreed game

so basically assassin's creed before 2015? the worst looking woman in those games was Kristen Bell.

A mainline Shao Jun game wouldn't be a bad idea, she's a neat character.

thats the ironic part, even since AC2 they've been including tons of lore about the heavy Assassins presence in china half a third of the people in their "hall of fame" were chinks.

and they included that asian bitch in the ezio film. like by all accounts you wouldn't be fucking too hard with lore by focusing on china

From this angle, it makes sense that a good chunk of their "3 million players" total are evaluating the game on Ubisoft+ monthly.

why?, also most games have similar drop offs irregardless of how well they sold

 

[The Last Stand]

"If you don't like Yasuke, just don't PLAY AS HIM! He's OPTIONAL!"

That's the new argument I'm hearing now that completely misses the point of the "excessive hate" that Shadows is receiving. If Yasuke is "optional," why go through the effort of having him front and center for marketing AND the cover art? Why did Wikipedia have to block edits so that Yasuke could fit into that narrative Ubisoft created for a video game?

Ignoring the cultural war regarding Shadows for a second, people wanted Japan for Assassin's Creed for a while and Ubisoft blundered that fanfare potential for DEI purposes, hence Yasuke. So yes, it is "optional" but so is not buying the game.

 

[30+GameOvers]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ul3Iy_bPOuI
"If you don't like Yasuke, just don't PLAY AS HIM! He's OPTIONAL!"

That's the new argument I'm hearing now that completely misses the point of the "excessive hate" that Shadows is receiving. If Yasuke is "optional," why go through the effort of having him front and center for marketing AND the cover art? Why did Wikipedia have to block edits so that Yasuke could fit into that narrative Ubisoft created for a video game?

Ignoring the cultural war regarding Shadows for a second, people wanted Japan for Assassin's Creed for a while and Ubisoft blundered that fanfare potential for DEI purposes, hence Yasuke. So yes, it is "optional" but so is not buying the game.

Same shilling went on for Kingdom Come 2 when talking about the magical negro or the underage gay sex. At least this shill is consistent, same people that defended KCD2 are largely shitting on Shadows for being "woke" despite both games being just as guilty of it.

 

[Bob Barbas]

"If you don't like Yasuke, just don't PLAY AS HIM! He's OPTIONAL!"

No he's not, that's a flat out lie. You have to play as Yasuke at some points there are things he can do that the ninja girl whose name I don't care to remember can't.
I find it funny too that Ubisoft also outright lied about that early on when people asked if they could simply pick whoever they wanted they went "Yeah totally bro." but I'm hearing reports that no, in fact there is content exclusive to Yasuke so unfortunately the Niggerai is not optional.

 

[Rezza]

What I hate the most is that instead of splitting the game into two very bad routes and characters, they could've had spent all those delays and resources to improve Naoe's instead. Dual Protagonists have always been unsuitable for Assassin's Creed ever since they tried it with Syndicate and failed

 

[vanta pilled]

What I hate the most is that instead of splitting the game into two very bad routes and characters, they could've had spent all those delays and resources to improve Naoe's instead. Dual Protagonists have always been unsuitable for Assassin's Creed ever since they tried it with Syndicate and failed

I'm not too sure on this but I think the character Naoe was added very late once they got closer to the release date and realized playing as a nog in Japan would turn people off from buying the game. So the initial delays were created so they could add her in the game because I don't remember hearing anything about her before the delays were announced.

 

[Übertroon]

What I hate the most is that instead of splitting the game into two very bad routes and characters, they could've had spent all those delays and resources to improve Naoe's instead. Dual Protagonists have always been unsuitable for Assassin's Creed ever since they tried it with Syndicate and failed

It's also hilarious that every time they've attempted dual protagonists it's so they can have both a man and a woman because Ubisoft desperately wants people to play as the female character, but fears sales will be abysmal with a sole female protagonist.

 

[Rezza]

I'm not too sure on this but I think the character Naoe was added very late once they got closer to the release date and realized playing as a nog in Japan would turn people off from buying the game. So the initial delays were created so they could add her in the game because I don't remember hearing anything about her before the delays were announced.

Naoe was shown first back when they announced Shadows at the first time, so it's probably her first but someone forced them to add a male MC, so they add Yasuke because they know the suits can't made them change it without being called a racist

It's also hilarious that every time they've attempted dual protagonists it's so they can have both a man and a woman because Ubisoft desperately wants people to play as the female character, but fears sales will be abysmal with a sole female protagonist.

Yeah I like that theory that they forced Yasuke as an MC because they want to show the management that tard wrangle them with the Syndicate, Origins, and Odyssey. It reeks of stupidity it's the most likely answer

 

[30+GameOvers]

It's also hilarious that every time they've attempted dual protagonists it's so they can have both a man and a woman because Ubisoft desperately wants people to play as the female character, but fears sales will be abysmal with a sole female protagonist.

I think it's been confirmed that Naoe was there from the start, but when George Floyd riots happened they shoved a nigger into the game and tried to make him the main protagonist. It is theorized that the "delays" were made to remove his content by the boatload.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

being a naive spergy techbro doesn't mean being a soy-guzzling libtard choking on bbc at the same time.

Hope you're right, but these things have a nasty tendency to get worse, the more time and "noticing" that goes by. I don't think Elon has changed his opinions on replacing Americans with cheaper slave pajeets one bit. And thanks to the 4th estate media and people's goldfish memory in general, those Christmas Day remarks have already been largely forgotten.

It is theorized that the "delays" were made to remove his content by the boatload.

Fuck, that's what I really want to know about. What Even Worse Nigger-Worship Shit did those frogs begrudgingly remove over the passed 6 months? I can only imagine the Tarantino-esque cringe of it all.