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So these are the people that made the asscreed shadows dollar store hip hop beats every time the black guy was on screen. Its true authentic Japanese music gaaaaays :story:
Figures they would get someone who looks like the niggerist nigger to ever nigger to make music for their game set in FEUDAL JAPAN. :story:
 
Why would they be owning Elon? Elon, by Christmas day admission - loves Shitskin replacements being where they don't belong. Deep down Elon loves shadows, because Lockley-Yasuke does the murdering that the Japanese are too lazy to do.
being a naive spergy techbro doesn't mean being a soy-guzzling libtard choking on bbc at the same time.
 
So these are the people that made the asscreed shadows dollar store hip hop beats every time the black guy was on screen. Its true authentic Japanese music gaaaaays :story:
He looks like a gentrified Ol' Dirty Bastard.
It's hard to take Grummz hate seriously, because even when I see him say dumb stuff, there's people swarming to him saying shit ten times more retarded or violently unhinged, wanting to murder him with hammers.
Or when someone makes the same point as him several months later without catching any of the shit he did, but I digress.
 
Why would they be owning Elon? Elon, by Christmas day admission - loves Shitskin replacements being where they don't belong. Deep down Elon loves shadows, because Lockley-Yasuke does the murdering that the Japanese are too lazy to do.
Beats me, they have the same derangement that they have for Trump, and they're desperate for some sort of win here. Even more pathetic, since unlike Trump Elon is an active lolcow that constantly makes a fool of himself, he doesn't need a gotcha to have everyone laugh at him.
 
Still shocked tencent only got 25% of this new company, you'd think they'd take a lot more.
Now THAT game would have an epic character select screen. Eight nation alliance anyone?
especially with how yellow journalism was back then, it wouldn't be too much of a stretch for an asssasin to be kiling people left and right and it gets conveniently left out of the records. which reminds me that ubisoft were so into historical accuracy that didn't a lot of your victims end up being real life people that died during those years?
straight to overly masculine musclechuds and goregeous women with massive tits and ass with not even a single nigger or fag in sight in the next AnalCreed game
so basically assassin's creed before 2015? the worst looking woman in those games was Kristen Bell.
A mainline Shao Jun game wouldn't be a bad idea, she's a neat character.
thats the ironic part, even since AC2 they've been including tons of lore about the heavy Assassins presence in china half a third of the people in their "hall of fame" were chinks.

and they included that asian bitch in the ezio film. like by all accounts you wouldn't be fucking too hard with lore by focusing on china
From this angle, it makes sense that a good chunk of their "3 million players" total are evaluating the game on Ubisoft+ monthly.
why?, also most games have similar drop offs irregardless of how well they sold
 

"If you don't like Yasuke, just don't PLAY AS HIM! He's OPTIONAL!"

That's the new argument I'm hearing now that completely misses the point of the "excessive hate" that Shadows is receiving. If Yasuke is "optional," why go through the effort of having him front and center for marketing AND the cover art? Why did Wikipedia have to block edits so that Yasuke could fit into that narrative Ubisoft created for a video game?

Ignoring the cultural war regarding Shadows for a second, people wanted Japan for Assassin's Creed for a while and Ubisoft blundered that fanfare potential for DEI purposes, hence Yasuke. So yes, it is "optional" but so is not buying the game.
 

"If you don't like Yasuke, just don't PLAY AS HIM! He's OPTIONAL!"

That's the new argument I'm hearing now that completely misses the point of the "excessive hate" that Shadows is receiving. If Yasuke is "optional," why go through the effort of having him front and center for marketing AND the cover art? Why did Wikipedia have to block edits so that Yasuke could fit into that narrative Ubisoft created for a video game?

Ignoring the cultural war regarding Shadows for a second, people wanted Japan for Assassin's Creed for a while and Ubisoft blundered that fanfare potential for DEI purposes, hence Yasuke. So yes, it is "optional" but so is not buying the game.
Same shilling went on for Kingdom Come 2 when talking about the magical negro or the underage gay sex. At least this shill is consistent, same people that defended KCD2 are largely shitting on Shadows for being "woke" despite both games being just as guilty of it.
 
"If you don't like Yasuke, just don't PLAY AS HIM! He's OPTIONAL!"
No he's not, that's a flat out lie. You have to play as Yasuke at some points there are things he can do that the ninja girl whose name I don't care to remember can't.
I find it funny too that Ubisoft also outright lied about that early on when people asked if they could simply pick whoever they wanted they went "Yeah totally bro." but I'm hearing reports that no, in fact there is content exclusive to Yasuke so unfortunately the Niggerai is not optional.
 
What I hate the most is that instead of splitting the game into two very bad routes and characters, they could've had spent all those delays and resources to improve Naoe's instead. Dual Protagonists have always been unsuitable for Assassin's Creed ever since they tried it with Syndicate and failed
 
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What I hate the most is that instead of splitting the game into two very bad routes and characters, they could've had spent all those delays and resources to improve Naoe's instead. Dual Protagonists have always been unsuitable for Assassin's Creed ever since they tried it with Syndicate and failed
I'm not too sure on this but I think the character Naoe was added very late once they got closer to the release date and realized playing as a nog in Japan would turn people off from buying the game. So the initial delays were created so they could add her in the game because I don't remember hearing anything about her before the delays were announced.
 
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What I hate the most is that instead of splitting the game into two very bad routes and characters, they could've had spent all those delays and resources to improve Naoe's instead. Dual Protagonists have always been unsuitable for Assassin's Creed ever since they tried it with Syndicate and failed
It's also hilarious that every time they've attempted dual protagonists it's so they can have both a man and a woman because Ubisoft desperately wants people to play as the female character, but fears sales will be abysmal with a sole female protagonist.
 
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I'm not too sure on this but I think the character Naoe was added very late once they got closer to the release date and realized playing as a nog in Japan would turn people off from buying the game. So the initial delays were created so they could add her in the game because I don't remember hearing anything about her before the delays were announced.
Naoe was shown first back when they announced Shadows at the first time, so it's probably her first but someone forced them to add a male MC, so they add Yasuke because they know the suits can't made them change it without being called a racist
It's also hilarious that every time they've attempted dual protagonists it's so they can have both a man and a woman because Ubisoft desperately wants people to play as the female character, but fears sales will be abysmal with a sole female protagonist.
Yeah I like that theory that they forced Yasuke as an MC because they want to show the management that tard wrangle them with the Syndicate, Origins, and Odyssey. It reeks of stupidity it's the most likely answer
 
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It's also hilarious that every time they've attempted dual protagonists it's so they can have both a man and a woman because Ubisoft desperately wants people to play as the female character, but fears sales will be abysmal with a sole female protagonist.
I think it's been confirmed that Naoe was there from the start, but when George Floyd riots happened they shoved a nigger into the game and tried to make him the main protagonist. It is theorized that the "delays" were made to remove his content by the boatload.
 
being a naive spergy techbro doesn't mean being a soy-guzzling libtard choking on bbc at the same time.
Hope you're right, but these things have a nasty tendency to get worse, the more time and "noticing" that goes by. I don't think Elon has changed his opinions on replacing Americans with cheaper slave pajeets one bit. And thanks to the 4th estate media and people's goldfish memory in general, those Christmas Day remarks have already been largely forgotten.
It is theorized that the "delays" were made to remove his content by the boatload.
Fuck, that's what I really want to know about. What Even Worse Nigger-Worship Shit did those frogs begrudgingly remove over the passed 6 months? I can only imagine the Tarantino-esque cringe of it all.
 
why?, also most games have similar drop offs irregardless of how well they sold
Given that Ubislop added a fucking Battlepass into this game, I don't think they can afford a "similar drop off".
"If you don't like Yasuke, just don't PLAY AS HIM! He's OPTIONAL!"

That's the new argument I'm hearing now that completely misses the point of the "excessive hate" that Shadows is receiving. If Yasuke is "optional," why go through the effort of having him front and center for marketing AND the cover art? Why did Wikipedia have to block edits so that Yasuke could fit into that narrative Ubisoft created for a video game?
I said it before and I'll say it again: you don't get to spit in my food and then tell me to just "eat around your saliva".
 
Naoe was shown first back when they announced Shadows at the first time, so it's probably her first but someone forced them to add a male MC
Ubisoft have been desperate to make a woman the only main character in a game for a while (iirc all the way back in Syndicate) but every time they pussied out and added a dude to boost sales.

Hell the whole "choose your gender" shit they started in Odyssey was solely because they didn't think a chick could sell enough copies, Kassandra is the canon option but they included Alexios at the behest of the higher ups.
 
Ubisoft have been desperate to make a woman the only main character in a game for a while (iirc all the way back in Syndicate) but every time they pussied out and added a dude to boost sales.

Hell the whole "choose your gender" shit they started in Odyssey was solely because they didn't think a chick could sell enough copies, Kassandra is the canon option but they included Alexios at the behest of the higher ups.
It's funny how the InFamous devs thought Evil Ending is gonna win and were gonna make the sequel about that but majority of players went hero.

Meanwhile Ubislop picked Kassandra & female Eivor as canon despite them only being 11% of player picks.
 
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