Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

Yes, technically. Black Angus(and there were a couple other chains as well) used to have part of the restaurant that was clearly a dance floor. Move the tables out of the way and be a lame "club" sometimes with live music, and of course the promo reel is using clips from music videos and concerts to make it look like big time musicians were showing up to do concerts

https://www.facebook.com/groups/blackangusfunbar/

So the fact that Fatty reminisces in his head about being a fucking club DJ at a god damned Black Angus is hilariously pitiful and makes a lot of sense. So yeah, chain steakhouse that wasn't particularly great. Still exists, don't know if they do the pretend club shit though.

Oh god, "Black Angus". I remember that place. It was one of those steakhouses that never really lived up to the hype. It wasn't really bad but it was never good.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Oh god, "Black Angus". I remember that place. It was one of those steakhouses that never really lived up to the hype. It wasn't really bad but it was never good.

Apparently it's still around. I haven't seen one in decades. I don't remember it being good or bad, either, just kind of a typical steak place. Probably not better or worse than Outback or Texas Roadhouse

 

[p1138]

Oh god, "Black Angus". I remember that place. It was one of those steakhouses that never really lived up to the hype. It wasn't really bad but it was never good.

Yep, epitome of "good" for suburbanites in the 80s and 90s. Wasn't shit, but it was a place to go when you wanted a step above Sizzler as they at least tried to keep the atmosphere during normal service a bit more upscale feeling(candles, dimmed lights, lots of wood everywhere, staff wearing collared shirts and ties, etc. All I can remember about the food is that it wasn't shit, but I haven't been to one in 30+ years and it's certainly not something I'd seek out today even if there are a couple within an hour drive.

If I actually had a FB account, I'd want to know if that square cow fun bar group I found is searchable and there's a mention of Fatty or if asked anyone might remember his stupid ass.

 

[AnOminous]

Eggs, water and calcium hydroxide.
He fucked up a recipe that consists of 3 ingredients mixed together, no cooking involved.

Amazingly, he managed to fuck up ALL 3 ingredients, including the water. The eggs aren't supposed to be washed or it won't work. Obviously he used actual limes because he's an idiot. And you're supposed to use distilled water, not tap water.

He managed to fuck up water.

 

[Marc]

He managed to fuck up water.

He managed to fuck it up twice, even with all the comments on the first one informing him as to what he had specifically gotten wrong.

 

[Puggers]

I get people love anime. I think its retarded and gay. But, Jack going on this shitty AI edit anime/cartoon craze is even gayer. He posted about an anime named 'Food Wars' as well and thought it was hilarious.


EDIT: What does that room smell like, and how thick is the layer of dandruff caking everything in it?

 

[LifeAlert]

 

[charlesdickens]

The BitMoji people need to be working on AI to retain their biggest user, they're losing him

 

[LifeAlert]

Jack has a new show

 

[Aeritalia F-104S-ASA]

He posted about an anime named 'Food Wars' as well and thought it was hilarious.

I want him to watch it and say how it has no political agendas.

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Where does this fat retard even get these ideas from. GUIZ EVERONE GOING TO LOVE FOOD NOOOZE.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Where does this fat retard even get these ideas from. GUIZ EVERONE GOING TO LOVE FOOD NOOOZE.

I have two possibilites:

1. He wants to find some way to put in more tax write offs, maybe getting certain items for his news show

2. He's a fat prideful idiot who thinks he's more important than he really is

Anyway more Jack tweets

He reviews the new Jason Statham movie and its really weird but why does Jack need to mention about parents not bringing little kids to obviously PG-13 or R-rated movies, I know that happens, but still why does Jack care this much

Jack has the insight of a peanut



Jack asks why there's no more arrests again



then posts this right after



Jack really can't put two and two together, so smart

Wow more lack of self awareness

 

[The Stranger]

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[Popper Whiting]

Even if Jack hadn't always been allergic to effort, no one rises to the occasion - They revert to their training; and Jack had not a single skill to fall back on (even before he lost the capacity to develop any of them), simply because he refused to. Which reminds me to ask if this post in another thread happens to remind folks of anyone, in particular:

Ok, probably a dumb thing for me to suggest. But if you guys really want I can do a functional assessment of Jack and a recommended rehabilitation plan. It will be basic as I'll be relying on videos and second hand information and the last time I did one was in 2011. I can run it by some of my friends who still do Occupational Therapy to make sure the assessment tools are current and not out of date.

Normally in a full time job this sort of thing would take a week as you run a series of small tasks whilst working with doctors, physios and nurses to work out what the person is doing. But given I have full time work outside of this (which I admit I do spend a lot of that time lurking and posting) I can probably have it done in 4-6 weeks. It won't be me making fun of Jack, it will be as close to a clinical assessment as I can do, with what would be a normal treatment plan given the things I can observe (some things like deficits to cognition and process are really hard to notice unless you specifically look for them or ask). It wont be perfect by any means because 1. I am out of practice and 2. I will have to do this using videos and 2nd hand accounts talking to the Jack experts on here.

The point I suppose, is that it might give you all an indication of how much, or how little, Jack actually listened to medical advice and took an active role in rehabilitation. I know a little about Jack, but don't really follow him closely. And if I am doing it I won't be looking at him from the view of finding something to laugh about, as I'll be looking at him from the angle of an Occupational Therapist assessing and implementing a treatment plan (as I think that would be most useful to you guys).

Honestly I'd be happier if you all said no, just @Marc has sort of piqued an interest for me to take a good look at Jack and see what is going on so I'd thought I'd offer.

 

[Marc]

@Popper Whiting, you don’t need to waste time promising anything - We’ll find out in four to six weeks if you ever felt like exercising those skills or not. Those of us who pay attention to what Jack wants seen or believed about him already know he doubles down on delusions for comfort because he’s wasted his life lying about doing things correctly while self-destructing through doing the opposite. One of the best posts in this entire thread was a lost post from someone succinctly pointing out that Jack essentially Peter Principle’d himself into lifelong convalescence through pretending that lying about dieting or not poisoning himself was his job. We know he didn’t follow a single doctor’s or physical therapist’s directions; because he bragged that Jesus would heal him if He wanted Jack to be able to wipe the blood off own ass or walk over to Tammy to ask her to wipe his bloody ass.

 

[Enig]

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You forgot his defining feature though, plus you gotta remember that cranking the saturation up 75% is professional and makes every youtube video look good.

 

[Popper Whiting]

@Popper Whiting, you don’t need to waste time promising anything - We’ll find out in four to six weeks if you ever felt like exercising those skills or not. Those of us who pay attention to what Jack wants seen or believed about him already know he doubles down on delusions for comfort because he’s wasted his life lying about doing things correctly while self-destructing through doing the opposite. One of the best posts in this entire thread is a guy succinctly pointing out that Jack essentially Peter Principle’d himself into lifelong convalescence through pretending that lying about dieting or not poisoning himself was his job.

I got to admit I've watched a few of his vids since yesterday, both before the strokes and after. Whilst he was always shit at procedure (hence why he's an awful cook) I noticed that it is a lot worse post stroke. Things like fucking up the eggs, water and calcium hyddroxide twice, but in different ways.

One of the first things I'd run on him is a coffee test, usually we sneak this one in on people, we'd hold a meeting in the kitchen/cafe area of the hospital/rehab centre and ask the person to make a cup of instant coffee. It is something most people do and can do without thinking too much. You ask them how they normally make a cup of instant coffee and get them to do it. So if someone usually boils the jug, puts coffee in first, then sugar, then milk, then the water and they put in the water, then boil the jug, then coffee, sugar, milk it shows that the person has problems sequencing out tasks. As you repeat that over a couple of days, you work out whether they're doing the same thing or are they changing the order of the tasks each time. You then start looking at whether or not the person is aware of the fact they're doing this.

To most people the arm and his gait are probably the most obvious, but to me that sequencing and understanding that he has a problem with sequencing is the most dangerous and problematic thing for Jack. Things like that aren't a major hassle when you make a cup of coffee, but are down right dangerous if the person is driving, in a kitchen or dealing with poisons (as would be the case with someone who is a farmer). Now considering most of you have watched a lot more videos of Jack than I have, has this particular thing gotten worse with Jack after each stroke?

Again, this is just the thing that is the big flashing red light for me if I was treating Jack (back when I used to).

Edit: also note that whilst Jack may have always been terrible at this, the fact that he has been terrible may actually be covering up that he has had damage to that part of the brain. Being terrible at something isn't as big a problem as having brain damage in that specific area which makes you terrible.

 

[ILikeYou]

He reviews the new Jason Statham movie and its really weird but why does Jack need to mention about parents not bringing little kids to obviously PG-13 or R-rated movies, I know that happens, but still why does Jack care this much

I think it might be that he's so blind now, and has impaired thought processes, maybe bc of vascular dementia, that he actually can't follow the plot of any of the movies he watches. He stays quiet (mostly--I'm sure he has to share his important insights w/ Tammy a few times during each movie, annoying others) and eats popcorn by the bucketful, and then all he can remember a few moments later is (kind of) whether it had naughty words, any violence, anything that was 'woke,' and that's about it. If you actually asked him to recall the plot points of a movie right after he watched it...well, I'd love to hear that! Because I don't think he could retell the basic story of what he just watched, genuinely!

 

[AltisticRight]

Amazingly, he managed to fuck up ALL 3 ingredients, including the water. The eggs aren't supposed to be washed or it won't work. Obviously he used actual limes because he's an idiot. And you're supposed to use distilled water, not tap water.

He managed to fuck up water.

3 ingredients.
Mix % of liquid with % of solids with # of eggs added in.
He messed it up.
He messed up the eggs. He messed up all the ingredients.

A recipe with three ingredients, he somehow used more than 3, had more steps, and still messed it all up.
He also messed up the second attempt as well.

If this doesn't exemplify his failure at life, I don't know what will.
I also hate people that waste food. This fucker wasted what two dozens of totally good eggs that could have went to families who actually needed them and can cook? You know, ones that don't require a $250 sous vide setup to make a fucking omelette?

Die fatty.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

3 ingredients.
Mix % of liquid with % of solids with # of eggs added in.
He messed it up.
He messed up the eggs. He messed up all the ingredients.

A recipe with three ingredients, he somehow used more than 3, had more steps, and still messed it all up.
He also messed up the second attempt as well.

If this doesn't exemplify his failure at life, I don't know what will.
I also hate people that waste food. This fucker wasted what two dozens of totally good eggs that could have went to families who actually needed them and can cook? You know, ones that don't require a $250 sous vide setup to make a fucking omelette?

Die fatty.

IMO it’s really revealing that he assumed that because the recipeon was so simple, that he could just mix three ingredients together (the funniest blunder of choking on a homophone for ‍ lime) and calling it a day.

That is the type of extremely revealing test that you can give people to size them up and see if they pay attention to details. I will do this at work when someone new transfers into my area. I’ll give them something so utterly simple to accomplish, but with some sort of specific that will stand out to anyone actually reading what I had written. If they fuck that up they are almost always a nitwit that you either don’t bother with in the future or you have to expect to spoon feed them every step of the way.

Also jack doesn’t know what a homophone is because it immediately reminds him of his son’s homosexuality (and his own).

Oh god, "Black Angus". I remember that place. It was one of those steakhouses that never really lived up to the hype. It wasn't really bad but it was never good.

I wonder if that’s like the favorite stegg and pasta place another failed DJ lolcow likes so much, Miller’s Ale House….

 

[densedance]