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The Clavicular Impersonator
Update: the user @Clavicular is likely an impersonator, however I still feel like this info is relevant as to how we found out about the real Clavicular, so I will keep it in a spoiler for posterity's sake.On March 22, 2025, user @Clavicular made this post (a) in the Bad Plastic Surgery thread:
Users @Mound Dweller and @h2_jGX were able to link it back to a moderator on looksmax.org with the same name, asking why he would fish for compliments on Kiwi Farms. @Clavicular responded that he didn't care about his reputation (remember this for later), posting this video:
From there, a post was made in the Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame, causing a spergout in which he:
Denies having filler:
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Fails to grasp that nobody can post in Spergatory and thinks that @Inside your walls banned him from the thread:
In this thread, he:
Wow! Amazing! But this is only scratching the surface. Come with me on an adventure full of DIY surgery, drugs, and gross behavior as we find out who thisuncanny freak handsome lad really is.
From there, a post was made in the Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame, causing a spergout in which he:
Denies having filler:
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Fails to grasp that nobody can post in Spergatory and thinks that @Inside your walls banned him from the thread:
The post with said edit, which also revealed his Instagram account.Why do i have insufficient privileges to reply in my own thread?
What the fuck?
@Inside your walls
You did this because I didnt appreciate your gay ass edit, didnt you?
Cretin
The Mass Debates Thread
@Internet Wizard made a Mass Debates thread to discuss Clavicular's recent shenanigans.AMHOLIO said:
In this thread, he:
- threatens to unzip his cock on @AMHOLIO.
- Propositions @WelperHelper99 not once, not twice, not thrice, but four times after learning that he is male.
- admits to comparing dick pics with his friends.
- Claims he was just a troll impersonator trying to ruin the REAL Clavicular's reputation, but claims he feels bad about it after we start digging up posts.
- When asked for proof of his identity, posts a picture from Reddit, trying to pass it off as him (and calls us autistic after finding the original with a basic image search).
- Admitted that he joined because Laplace's Victim (famous for this thread) mentioned the site to him
h2_jGX said:The Clavicular Saga
The user @Clavicular joined KiwiFarms on Sep 26, 2024 and made an introduction post in the Introduction Thread. Clavicular is kind of an interesting username, isn't it? Apparently it refers to the collarbone. A user's username being kind of strange isn't unusual for KiwiFarms, I mean, look at my user. It's a reference to a bone, who cares? Well, if you know anything about looksmaxxers (and it appears you do if you're in this thread), bones are kind of their whole thing. They really really like talking about body parts and bones. So the username is fitting for our boy.
Anyways, his next post was in the SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors thread (A thread dedicated to talking about doctors/surgeries/complications that relate to trans-specific surgery. It's an interesting read.) His post was in response to another user, monstrous bubo, who mentioned another user named AlexBrown84. For the sake of simplicity, AlexBrown84 is just another 'Looksmaxxer' user who got caught and got called out. He doesn't really matter to this story, but our boy Clavicular knew of AlexBrown84 and wanted to share some information on him.
Ok, interesting. So what? Well, that's it, really. It was his only contribution in regards of AlexBrown84. He later goes on to explain that this is the reason why he joined KiwiFarms to begin with. Drop some links and move on, I guess. Most of the links go to a site called looksmax.org, which is a bit strange, but they're public threads about a looksmaxxer, so it makes sense.
But our boy wasn't done with KiwiFarms. He made a post in the Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread (NSFW) to share a screenshot. Although not mentioned in the post directly, the screenshot is a post from looksmax.org (NSFW). Okay, so it's pretty clear that this new user is into Looksmaxxing. The username, the posts all relating to it, he's a fag in that regard. He's weird, but that doesn't mean he's not welcomed. As long as he makes helpful contributions to the site, let him be a fag! And to be fair, he did contribute to the site a bit.
Here's a very small portion of a 'well written' post he made. It includes links, photos, it tells a story and so on. I'm not going to comment on the merits of the post itself, but it was still an interesting contribution.
Well, he became kind of annoying. Very quickly, actually. Not in regards of time, but in regards of post count. Some might say him debating about loli and whatnot was the start of his annoying presence (based off of the reactions at least), but I'll be honest, I respect the man's lolicon hate. No, I thought his annoying presence started when he shared a photo of himself on KiwiFarms.
Originally posted in the Bad Plastic Surgery thread, he started off pretty strong. Mentioned an interesting case of, well, bad plastic surgery.
While everyone was talking about the concept of looksmaxxing, he couldn't control himself but to share a photo. He had to compare himself to this very clear case of horrible plastic surgery. He needed the praise.
When he first posted this image, I figured it was him. I did have eyes and saw that he added no further context. In the previous posts, he had no problem about sharing information about other 'looksmaxxers', so it stood out to me. I looked up the image, and, well, I found an Instagram account with the username @clavicular0. To me, that confirmed it. But I decided to do more looking around first before saying anything. I just spoke about looksmaxxing in general, and thought he might've taken the bait. Sadly, he did not.
Still a true statement, by the way. I actually didn't plan on saying anything at first because, yeah it was kind of cringe, but the people who gave him asspats made me cringe more than him originally posting the picture, so I was going to move on. I also figured if I found out that information that quickly, that there'd be other farmers who'd find out and then say something. But then he spoke in the third person, called himself handsome, and whew boy. It made me cringe so bad. So I asked him sincerely. Even gave him an out if he wanted to take it.
Well, he actually did the smart thing and didn't respond to my question directly... at first. He sorta indirectly confirmed it by talking about his "reputation" (a comment which will age very funnily), but didn't say if it was his social media or not.
AMHOLIO couldn't let it slide though, rightfully so, because LOL, and that triggered him. Talked about it being off topic.
He seethed for a bit, but the fun came to a close soon after. Jannies moved the posts to Spergatory and out of the Bad Plastic Surgery thread. I didn't care to look into him more than that, because why would I? Mound Dweller made a small comment about the events in The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame thread and so Clavicular's attention was brought over to that thread instead. Well, he wasn't too happy about the Spergatory change, and expressed it as so.
So Internet Wizard was kind enough to make a separate thread. Everything up until this point is only mildly funny, but that new thread is where the chuckles and even laughter comes - in my opinion, of course.
Counting the thread is only 15 pages long, I strongly recommend you to take the time and go through the pages. I have to thank @Guns of the Gaytriots because they made the thread more interesting as the thread went on. They shared off-site posts and they documented some interesting stuff.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate...of-farming-for-attention-with-selfies.215239/
Wow! Amazing! But this is only scratching the surface. Come with me on an adventure full of DIY surgery, drugs, and gross behavior as we find out who this
Who is Clavicular?
You might recognize Clavicular from this meme(a) that went around on Twitter a while back:
The looksmaxing.org moderator Clavicular is a 19 year old man named Braden Peters from Hoboken, NJ. He went to Seton Hall Preparatory school in West Orange, NJ.
We know Clavicular is Braden because he uploaded a thread(a) on the looksmaxing forum where he uploaded an audio recording of him making a girl cry (due to her cheating on her boyfriend with him, apparently). Sometime in the audio file, the girl must have said his name, because the replies call him "Braden". The audio file has since been deleted. He joined the looksmaxing.org forum on August 19, 2023 under the name ylrevn, but later changed it to Clavicular(a). I have reason to believe that he has deleted most of his posts on the forum before his name change:
Why would he do this? Probably wanted to clean up his digital footprint because he got accepted into an ivy league university(a)! Congrats, dude! How are things going at school?
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Oh. Kicked out for doing steroids. That's rough, buddy. Getting hormones from underground labs might not be the most legal. And he mentions there were other posts that were sent to his university. What else could they possibly have an issue with?
Link | Archive
Turning your dorm into a DIY cosmetic surgery clinic? What a saint, to perform procedures on the poor with no medical experience. Truly a Robin Hood to big pharma. Speaking of surgery...
Get Pretty
As mentioned in the video, Clavicular is quite poor. As such, he has taken matters into his own hands (a) to keep his looksmaxing dream alive. And fortunately, he uploads videos on his YouTube channel so that we can observe how things are done.Clavicular injects something called lemonbottle into his cheeks, to remove or reduce the buccal fat pads, I think:
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Clavicular does DIY eye lifts:
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Clavicular does DIY eye lifts:
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Some procedures include (but are not limited to):
- A medial and lateral canthoplasty(a)
- Plasma Fibrosis(a)
- Eye lifts (a)
- Buccal fat removal(a)
- A PDO thread lift on his dick(a)
Get Prettier
Alas, a lone looksmaxer can only do so much. When Clav desires a procedure that is outside of his skill level, he must go to the professionals(a). Here's what the inside of his head looks like by the way:
Clav has gotten two professional procedures done that I could find. CO2 laser resurfacing of his face(a) and Botox in his nose(a). The botox even comes with a video:
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Lovely.
That's not to say a man can't dream, however. He currently also wants a rhinoplasty(a) as well as other procedures detailed in the cat scan post:
Get Swole
Every looksmaxer worth his salt knows that the face is only 50% of the reason ladies talk to you. The other 50% is your awesome, jacked muscles. And how do you get big muscles? What was that? Hard, honest work? No, of course not! Just shoot up a bunch of steroids, silly!Clavicular started injecting testosterone when he was 16(a). Today, he maintains a healthy balance of steroids, hair loss prevention drugs, and appetite suppressants(a), with a smattering of unregulated Accutane on top, a drug with no adverse side effects(a) whatsoever. Due to his prolonged exposure to steroids, his body has lost the ability to produce testosterone on its own(a). Because of this, he cannot grow a full mustache, and must use eyebrow pencil to fill it in(a). He does no cardio, and takes less than 1,500 steps per day(a). If you ask Clav, though, the only exercises that matter are strength training and dick-ups. What are dick ups? I'll let him explain:
Link | Archive
Get the Ladies
Now it's time to get out there and get some ladies. But wait, we've spent so much time obsessing over facial details and taking steroids that we didn't have time to develop a personality! Don't worry, Clavicular to the rescue!
Link | Archive
Ah, I see. we'll merely pretend to have hobbies. After all, once women talk to us, they'll naturally stay due to our awesome muscles and our botox-filled faces. Let's make sure to fill our dating profile with interesting photos, too.
Link | Archive
(courtesy of @Doktor Grimm)But wait, what if the stress of being a total fraud and not being able to keep up with my lies starts to get to me? Luckily, Clav has some more words of wisdom:
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Aaahhh... I see. Just take seizure medicine sourced from overseas.
Say, taking all these drugs seems a bit iffy. Like will they impair my ability to drive?
Link | Archive
Here's the police footage:
And what do I do once I trick a woman at da club into having sex (as is likely to happen)?
Link | Archive
I see. I... ejaculate into them without their consent, and with no intention to father the child.
Get That Bag
I know what you're thinking. "How does a young guy finance all of these drugs and surgeries?" Why, he takes out a loan, of course!
Link | Archive
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Additionally, Braden has a course on the site Skool. This course has a $50 price tag, but it's super worth it. Clavicular gives out all of the best looksmaxing advice. But you have to understand, he'd do it for free if he could.
Link | Archive
The powers that be simply forced him to grift.
Unfortunately, Clav's course has been subject to leaks. The first leak came from a site called lookism.cc. They leaked his entire course on a gitbook page. The second leak is less complete, and came from Clav himself. While updating his course, Clav made some video seminars. Apparently, the site uses Vimeo embeds, so Clav uploaded his videos to Vimeo. Unfortunately, he forgot to set them to unlisted.
Get Rejected
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His antics have even repulsed women to the point that they get a restraining order against him.
Conclusion
If all this is what it really took to get women these days, I think I would rather just stay home and masturbate all day.
Link | Archive
Glad you agree, Braden. Fortunately, we don't live in that world, and Clav is just a delusional freak, forever stuck in the botox uncanny vally.
Say, how's Tinder working out for you?
Oh. turns out women can tell when you're lying. And another DUI, too. That's rough, buddy.
Dox:
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Links:
Twitch | Archive
Reddit | Archive
YouTube | Archive
Instagram | Local Archive
TikTok | Archive
looksmax.org | Archive (Need an account to view)
Facebook | Archive
Skool | Archive
Discord Server
Vimeo(Dead) | Archive
Special thanks to everyone who bullied him in the Mass Debates thread, everyone mentioned in this OP, @Doktor Grimm for the summary, @Curzon Dax-sama for finding the anxiety video, @Colonel Sugarlemons for the court docs and police footage, and @Mound Dweller and @h2_jGX for finding his stuff originally.
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