William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith

[BigPeanut]

Why do people hate that Billy guy so much? Just because he cheated at four decades old video game?

Just to play devils advocate, It’s fine not to care, I certainly don’t, but Billy is a faggot who made being good at donkey kong his entire personality for like 30 years which is gay as fuck and cringe, but then the fact that he cheated makes it pathetic, gay as fuck and cringe.

Fuck Billy and karl, both loser dweebs, that being said, it’s kino Billy won.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

I know billy is an asshole and hes objectively in the wrong, but deep down i kinda want him to win because i believe the ensuing karl jobst breakdown would be some of the best shit ever in the history of the internet.

Please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny.

You got your wish

 

[Seedling]

OH NONONONONONONONONO! EVEN REDDITORS ARE CALLING HIS BULLSHIT OUT!
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>Not even reddit is buying it
This shit has never been so fucking OVER
Billy not only destroyed his bank account, he obliterated his reputation

 

[Red flaming panda]

Billy not only destroyed his bank account, he obliterated his reputation

I hope that means outsiders will actually look into what happen with Apollo and start pointing to blame to the real culprits - DarkViper and the GDQ trannies.

 

[Pus_Infection]

Jobst makes some decent videos for goldeneye I wonder if when he fucks his wife he looks down at the floor to save frames?

 

[The Grillcast™]

KARLCUCKS ETERNALLY BTFO'D

BILLYBROS STAY WINNING FOREVER

YOU SWING AT THE KING, YOU BEST NOT MISS. JOBSTCELS NEVER EVEN SAW THE TARGET

TIME TO PAY UP LIL BRO LMAO

 

[Ego]

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"My friends, welcome to another episode of Speedlore! Today, we'll be covering the total destruction of a faggot from Australia on 00 Agent!"

Literally the only speedrunner who I can enjoy and he is still a lolcow. Atleast he is aware enough about himself.

 

[testnameplsignore]

I'm just catching up on the facts of the case, so to confirm
- The antagonist from Rocky killed himself
- Keemstar was heavily involved
- Karl Jobst was a Nazi all along (could Nazi that coming)
- Billy is in fact the honest and true King of Kong
- Total American victory USA USA USA

 

[kiwirevolving]

LMAO get fucked Karl

now you can't make a living anymore by bitching and moaning about someone who beat a game 40 years ago and who makes their whole personality about that

>mfw you make a troon 41% himself because you couldn't prove he cheated
>mfw you get a guy in so much debt that he'll have to pass it on to his kids


hope it was worth it, Karl. you retard. this shit will probably haunt you for most of your life. whenever your kids will ask you to buy something for them and you'll say that you can't because "I have to pay someone I accused of cheating and my only proof was that the button of the machine he was playing on was a slightly different tint of red"

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Suddenly I'm reminded of that video where Billy Mitchell said he didn't get any money from Apollo Legend. I'd look for it but it's buried by everything else. I'm sure someone has it.

 

[shoashuffle]

Here's Karl's best buddy, darkviper, addressing Apollo's suicide back when it happened. He sulks about how he is the real victim the entire time.

 

[Bobbobson]

There's a glitch that all great speedrunners use. If you join Apollo in the sky you don't need to pay Billy's damages.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Don't worry if your wife leaves you karl, I got a really nice pick up tutorial for you.

That's absolutely retarded. He approaches them to repeat a short rehearsed line, stammering through it at times, then walks off. There's no pick up, no meaningful conversation at all.

More proof that he bought his ching chong wife from fucking Temu

 

[Seedling]

Here's Karl's best buddy, darkviper, addressing Apollo's suicide back when it happened. He sulks about how he is the real victim the entire time.

>Apollo complains another speedrunner got banned for shit he said in his private discord that got leaked
>Darkviper makes a video accusing him of being a neo-nazi and sics the troons on him for it
>Apollo suicides from the harassment
>Karl tries to pin the blame for the suicide on Billy to get the blame off Darkviper
I'm starting to think the judge was not harsh enough

 

[American Castration]

Messed up thought. Cheating at a video game... is legit, the worst thing a man can do. Can you imagine niggas cheating in your arena shooters or getting those hot achievements in Dark Souls? Uh, I can't. Because that is like ten million holocausts. Next, you will tell me that cheating in something like DOTA is not a big deal and it's just "a game' - Grow up, dude.

He didn't cheat. Years after his heyday, he broke a trivial rule, and fibbed about it and troons have been seething at him ever since, as a belief they're destroying Drumpf and every alpha male by proxy in doing so.

Billy already had a shit ton of records from the 80s, like Wayne Gretzky in hockey.

In the early 2000s, when emulators became common, he switched to them like every non-Bugman. Then he fibbed about it when spergs spotted trivial irregularities.

The "B-b-b-but Billy IS a CHEATER!" meme is a stupid lie you got suckered into.

 

[Kane lives in death]

You got your wish

And it turns out that bill wasnt in the wrong that much lol, fuck the albino rat, i hope the aussie trial payments really fuck him over.

After all he has said on video that the best part of the australian lawsuit are the trial payments that surely he can extract fron billy on that ez win case.
Now whos paying?, you get what you fucking deserve.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Lmao.

My fucking sides.

 

[Zertes]

 

[American Castration]

but Billy is a faggot who made being good at donkey kong his entire personality for like 30 years which is gay as fuck and cringe, but then the fact that he cheated makes it pathetic, gay as fuck and cringe.

Fuck Billy and karl, both loser dweebs, that being said, it’s kino Billy won.

First, he didn't cheat. Years after he'd already had every record, he fibbed about playing retro games on emulators.

Secondly, Donkey Kong was one of Billy's (lesser) achievements. What made him famous in the 80s was mostly his succcess at Pac Man, and then his all-around game dominance.

 

[bortherman]

Enjoy debt, Defamer.
Paybilly.lol, goldeneye child.