Tell us something boring and uninteresting about your life

[Core Theorist]

My name is Core Theorist. I'm <30 years old. I live in America, where all the niggers are, and I am not married. I work as a glowie for the CIA and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally eat @Travis Touchdown (REAL)'s ass. I'm in bed by 11PM and make sure I don't get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of Baja Blast and playing about 2 hours of ac6 before going to bed, I usually have sleeping problems until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any idea what I'm doing and with a full diaper in the morning. I was told there were skill issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any autism, like "a-logging" or "gooning", because that would make me lose time I could use for shitposting. That is how I deal with 'society', and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight, I'd probably make an ass out of myself.

 

[obliviousbeard]

During workdays I commute to building with gray walls to sit in front of some computer screens for the whole day before getting home. I'll get to do this the rest of my days. Or get laid off when I'm 50 - 60 yo, then die prematurely from something preventable, possibly alone and shunned for being unemployed.

 

[Myra]

I have a soft spot in my heart for squirrels.

 

[Dysnomia]

I have reverse SAD and dread the approach of summer.

 

[TenMilesWide]

One time I got a piece of popcorn stuck between my teeth. Think it's gone now, but can't be sure.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

My pea puffer fish spawned yesterday. They are the only thing poojeet that I like.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Every time I change my PFP I also change my bio, I dont think anyone has noticed or cared, so I only do this for my own satisfaction.

 

[Haloperidol]

I have two—count 'em—TWO nipples.

Oh yeah? Well I have three It just looks like a tiny dot but I know the truth.

 

[Tablet County]

Oh yeah? Well I have three It just looks like a tiny dot but I know the truth.

Are you that guy from the one Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie? Are you gonna tell me about the meaning of horror?

 

[Character from a movie]

I pay taxes like the loser I am.

Every time I change my PFP I also change my bio, I dont think anyone has noticed or cared, so I only do this for my own satisfaction.

Yeah, I know how you feel.

 

[Haloperidol]

Are you that guy from the one Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie? Are you gonna tell me about the meaning of horror?

I never said it was originally mine It stays on the belt with the others.

 

[Bored & Confused]

I can only hold my breath for thirty seconds. I can double that time if I take a breath in between.

 

[Pizdec]

I like to read.

 

[Wahgonga]

I had to snowblow my driveway 14 times this past winter.

 

[KuntyFukLugs]

I go into shops, take the lid off a carton of juice, turn it upside down and walk away.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

I just lost the game.

 

[#FF0000]

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Nothing brings me more joy in life than sitting down by a lake and listening to the sounds of the water and the birds sing.

 

[Whatevermancer]

I drink tea on a regular basis.

 

[DickMain]

I like cooking.