Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Losing to a person that doesn't even exist.
LMAO
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It's even funnier. He lost his world record to a bot, vowed revenge, planned and announced it months ahead and then lost again spectacularly.

 

[Crescent Fresh]

he couldnt beat a literal vtuber chatbot, its NEET programmer and his generic catgirl sideho, total turtle-man victory

Foxgirl, yet I only remember this because she wasn’t enthused with Pirate’s response to the record being broken like a full week before the WoW drama. While she’s been silent about it since, I’ve got to think she’s loving this.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

I don't know how much he did, but he definitely did at least some, because I got one lol
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He talked about doing it at one point. Something like "Twitch gives me so much in ad revenue a month, I convert a portion of that into subs that I give away, which I get half of the money back because I paid for the subs."

Does make me wonder if some of his subs are people he's gifted subs to and it autorenewed the next month or not. I don't do twitch shit so I don't know

 

[SandyCat]

Donating money to streamers to achieve a arbitrary world record on behalf of the streamer is extremely retarded

 

[bremer]

Does make me wonder if some of his subs are people he's gifted subs to and it autorenewed the next month or not. I don't do twitch shit so I don't know

That would be a hilarious way to steal money, but gifted subs don't auto-renew.

 

[Marche]

is extremely retarded

Insane behaviour

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Insane behaviour

*stretches

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Tutel Neuro victory

FTFY.

Cope and seethe, Mald.

 

[SandyCat]

Insane behaviour

*stretches

Please pull up MS paint and draw various boxes that explain nothing to help me understand better

 

[atriskteen420]

Donating money to streamers to achieve a arbitrary world record on behalf of the streamer is extremely retarded

I’d go as far to say that donating money to streamers period is extremely retarded but I’ve never really understood the appeal of Twitch

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Saw his tweet when looking for Da Update on the monthly patch - which still isn't out mind you.


Maldy, that's every day with you!

1 hour till its 4/2/25 on the west coast wheres da update maldy?

 

[Comfort Cumfart]

Since he had his "world record attempt" on April 1st can he just claim that his failure was an april fools joke?

 

[Chris Konon]

What was his subathon record last year? How did he do compared to this year attempt?

How does it affect the mald’s burrito index?

 

[itogi]

What was his subathon record last year? How did he do compared to this year attempt?

Last year he reached Hype Train level 106 (source, archive), this year he only reached level 70.

How does it affect the mald’s burrito index?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

To everyone's shock and horror I must report.
There is no promised update for the month of April on heartbound at the promised time.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

There is no promised update for the month of April on heartbound at the promised time.

MFW when a cheating, grifting, psyoping, discord server owning, 7 years coding at blizzard, defcon award winning, ferret concentration camp having game dev with a reputation of not updating his shit game as promised, in fact did not update his shit game as promised:

 

[el gordo]

To everyone's shock and horror I must report.
There is no promised update for the month of April on heartbound at the promised time.
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there is just not enough time in the day to finish a game that was payed for 8 years ago

 

[Aidan]

its sponsored
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I don't normally check his Xitter so yesterday went into the replies of his Assassin's Creed post where he pretends to love the game.


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Being disingenuous and lying are a core part of his personality.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Donating money to streamers to achieve a arbitrary world record on behalf of the streamer is extremely retarded

But don't you feel good making Maldy richer than other streamers at your expense?

It's absolutely retarded that his goal is just to be paid more than other streamers instead of anything else.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

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It's clear that even if he's having fun, he's sucking up to the sponsors for business opportunities. But whatever. It's his life he can do whatever the fuck he wants, if he likes cheating on his wife with a cub drawing FtM trans queen, he can do so freely.

People can like things, you might want to try it sometimes.