I hear they’ll be serving cheese pizza.
If it were anyone else, I’d give them the benefit of the doubt and consider they were perhaps being tongue in cheek. But Melton is so desperate to be seen as anything but what he is (a fat pedophile and drug addict with a literal hunchback) that I’m sure this gathering was named with complete earnestness.
Being a high roller is like being beautiful, brilliant or holy. If you have to tell people you are …
If you’re interested in how obnoxious Melton is even with his ostensible allies, this video is a fun watch. The best part is that everyone involved is a degenerate POS.
Background:
Pat Dixon is a failed comedian in Chattanooga whose entire brand is being an old timey misogynist, broke loser and domestic abuser. (He also sucker-punched Geno Bisconte a couple of years ago, a temper tantrum that got Dixon fired from Compound Media.) Melton paid him to perform at the first Hackmania, also covering his travel and accommodations.
Pat, an Adderall-addicted dry drunk, passed tf out at his hotel and slept through his entire scheduled set time, so paralytic that he did not even stir at the sound of his phone alarm or the deluge of frantic calls and texts asking him where the fuck he was. Dixon has never taken responsibility for this, phrasing it passively as “I’m sorry it happened” rather than “I’m sorry I am such a hopeless addict and loafer that I can’t show up for work.”
Melton was surprisingly forgiving, letting Dixon take the stage the day after his scheduled set and going easy on him. Dixon has zero appreciation for this and complains of Melton expressing his annoyance privately. He also whines at length about how Melton makes fun of him, not realizing he’s being trolled. As much as I despise Melton, he is pretty great at getting awful people worked up.
Note that Pat Dixon re-litigates this episode, which happened a year ago, literally every 24 hours on his late night show. It’s wonderful hate-watching if you’re a night owl. Dixon has been trying to cajole Melton into paying him to attend Hackamania 2 and it ain’t happening. He couldn’t be more butthurt. Dixon even begged Anthony Cumia to commit to appearing at the event because Melton held out hope that this could nab Dixon a paid invite. Dixon is now convinced Melton is doing a full court press to persuade Cumia to attend on his own, cutting Dixon out completely. Like I said, Melton does have a knack for getting to thirsty bitches.
Dixon also exploited Melton’s Supertips system to dox an anonymous donor who turned out to be Dixon’s ex-gf. This infuriated Melton and he humiliated Dixon over it, which was richly deserved. Dixon still isn’t over that either.
