Strange things men do/have/endure with - Things guys put up with women just don’t get

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Picking up a cool stick and feeling the inate primal urge to forge it into the perfect weapon

 

[ChompChomp]

most men who have jobs that aren't desk or retail based are in physical pain all the time because they're doing manual labor in logistics, manufacturing, construction, whatever. it sounds like they don't do anything all day when they tell you about it because your brain shuts off when you're working and you only remember the little bit of downtime you had laughing at your coworker or trying to get a minute to slack off.

women of course get sore and have to do jobs where they carry shit and walk all day too, the difference is instead of a mild nonstop work out all day with that, a man at work is essentially doing a full force nonstop workout but with the entirely wrong form and doing damage to their body all day because they're trying to get stuff done quickly, or their own way and don't pay any attention to regulations.

when they come home and complain they're sore, it's not really from lifting or carrying 200lb stuff all day, it's because they do it wrong, know they're doing it wrong but don't care. every man at any labor job knows of a "team lift" that's supposed to be anything over like 50lbs or something but knows they never do it unless they literally can't move it themselves or just need an excuse to talk with their buddy while they move or install whatever it is.

Damn, nigga. Chill.

From the initial post:

> An example of things that should NOT be posted here is generic women hate.

 

[el bandito loco]

Damn, nigga. Chill.

From the initial post:

> An example of things that should NOT be posted here is generic women hate.

? Are you retarded or unable to read? it's not woman hate. the post is explicitly about how men do physical work wrong on purpose and then we hurt because of it, whereas women do jobs that make them normal sore they don't purposefully do it incompetently at a full workout mode. It's about how we as men are stupid.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Being gaslit into taking a nap when she actually wants sex.

Can you elaborate here? I'm not sure if I'm understanding.



Give me all the neg stickers you got, you faggots. We've all been in this situation or similar once:

In my experience the shit that causes a little piece of me to die is that day where you and her have been sending each other pervy and or just vulgar messages all day long, maybe she even sneaks off from that comfy desk job at work and sends you a couple of pics of her tits etc. The whole day it's implied both of you are going to break the bed frame when you get home. You put in IDK 10-12 hours come home with a solid 900$ net profit earned for the day. Your hands/joints/muscles hurt, dark with dirt or industrial mystery materials but, all you can think about is that sweet sweet action waiting for you she's been teasing all day long.

You rush home jump in the shower, brush your teeth, shave for the second time that day, scrub the hands with industrial grade hand cleaner, followed by the premo lotion, comb your hair, mist her favorite cologne she picked out or you, on. You both chill out, cuddle, make out a little bit off and on while you're both watching some Netlfix show she picked and then she starts to yawn, then 5 mins later another yawn. You're panicking now, it's only 930 and she's getting sleepy watching some dumb girly show she picked out you couldn't care less about. You say you're getting a soda from the kitchen, you ask if she wants a coffee, "No thanks I'm good". Fuck, it's not looking good.

Back at the couch "Hey babe, I loved those pics you sent me today, really hot". She says something nice and complimentary about how she's just as into you, your biceps look great lately (yeah that's kinda obvious what happens when you move 200-300lbs of tooling to finish a project or home repair) but, the make out moments are getting short and shorter. Now it's time for the Hail Mary Play , "Hey babe, we should watch the rest of the show in bedroom" Now the bedroom the fooling around gets shorter and the yawns keep coming. You hear the words that somehow make your blood both run cold and rage-induced hot at the same time. She says : "Hey babe, I'm fading out and I've got work at 9 tomorrow, can we finish this show another night". You hear the words but, you're in denial and go for the second Hail Mary, "You totally read my mind" before you lean in for the kiss and at best more PG/PG-13 action about 10 seconds when your hands move to the take off her bra and etc in she pulls back "I'm sorry babe, I'm just fading out and I've got a big day tomorrow, a regional supervisor is coming in and..." You don't even hear the rest of the words you know what's happening.

You want to reference all those texts/pics from hours ago and make your case before your realize it's pointless and just going to start a fight and delay future conjugal fun the next night. You take the L and go to sleep. This is not a woman hate post. I have to state It really seems women and only women can be a committed relationship, can be unfathomably jealous/sus if you get late night coffee with a guy friend and catch up on shit/business/family etc over some decaf and juxtaposed pull the last minute DTF/bed time switcheroo, as previously described.

 

[Humble Architect]

Women will never understand the power of a male friendship where not only do both parties view the other as their lesser and have a multitude of criticisms about the other but simultaneously have hundreds of stories of misadventures and shenanigans, forging a bond stronger than actual brothers but while still being absolute jerks to each other.

They genuinely cannot comprehend it, they either go to the “oh you guys wanna fuck” or the “that’s toxic” leaps, brotherhood is unthinkable to the femoid.

It’s not an anti-woman thing either, they just genuinely cannot fathom the idea of brotherhood. The feeling of, “this friendship is strong, this is a brotherman I’d die alongside” is exclusively a male sensation.

 

[Neodanthril]

Can you elaborate here? I'm not sure if I'm understanding.

Sometimes I am a sleepypilled napcel and my wife will suggest a nap, and me being a fool, thinks we are about to set off in the afternoon train to napnap town but I have in fact been seduced and am on the handy train to bj town.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

The woman are wonderful effect applies to women only, not men.

If you're a young attractive woman everything you do or say, including mannerisms etc, will be appealing to a lot of people and will earn you a lot of positive praise and attention. Even though you basically haven't done anything. Got a new haircut or tried a new dress on? Post it on Facebook and by the end of the day you will have 300 likes and comments telling you how beautiful and amazing you are. Feeling down? just say so and within minutes 200 friends and strangers will be saying " aww I'm here for you honey let's talk xx". Almost everyone (men and women) will automatically be nicer to you because you are a woman.

Do men have this privilege? Hell no. You want positive attention or praise then you need to actually do something to earn it. Feeling down? Then man up, no one gives a fuck.

A lot of women are blind to this fact and privilege and don't seem to understand why male suicide is so high.

You do realise that most women aren’t young and attractive? And those that are, do not necessarily spend their time promoting themselves on social media?

What you’re describing is pretty privilege, not female privilege. Attractive men may get large social media followings as well.

Also pretty privilege is a double edged sword as they experience more sexual harassment.

 

[hog cranking frog]

Sometimes I am a sleepypilled napcel and my wife will suggest a nap, and me being a fool, thinks we are about to set off in the afternoon train to napnap town but I have in fact been seduced and am on the handy train to bj town.

Backing this one up. It's a wife thing. I don't understand it but I don't fight it.

 

[Neodanthril]

Backing this one up. It's a wife thing. I don't understand it but I don't fight it.

I wish they viewed us as more than sex objects

 

[Smar Mijou]

Guys don’t you hate it when you’re taking a huge dump and you just cum. I hate that! Women will never understand.

Nigga eat more fiber. And see a urologist.

I have the primal urge to need to be able to fix everything around the home/car/computer without calling a repairman. I feel like I have failed if the parts are available to me and I am unable to solve the problem myself.

I'm the same way. Why fix something if it's not broken it's only a little bit broken? Often a few hundred dollar appliance is fixed with a simple $2 microswitch. Or a cheap plastic part is worn out or broken, and new ones are readily available. You're just spending more money and creating more waste if you throw everything our the minute it breaks. And nothing beats the satisfaction you get from fixing something yourself.

 

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

most men who have jobs that aren't desk or retail based are in physical pain all the time because they're doing manual labor in logistics, manufacturing, construction, whatever. it sounds like they don't do anything all day when they tell you about it because your brain shuts off when you're working and you only remember the little bit of downtime you had laughing at your coworker or trying to get a minute to slack off.

women of course get sore and have to do jobs where they carry shit and walk all day too, the difference is instead of a mild nonstop work out all day with that, a man at work is essentially doing a full force nonstop workout but with the entirely wrong form and doing damage to their body all day because they're trying to get stuff done quickly, or their own way and don't pay any attention to regulations.

when they come home and complain they're sore, it's not really from lifting or carrying 200lb stuff all day, it's because they do it wrong, know they're doing it wrong but don't care. every man at any labor job knows of a "team lift" that's supposed to be anything over like 50lbs or something but knows they never do it unless they literally can't move it themselves or just need an excuse to talk with their buddy while they move or install whatever it is.

So as a man who refuses to be retarded about lifting and moving stuff this macho mentality pisses me off. I'm a strong man but I'm not a fucking retard. I think that this refusal to seek help even when needed or doing things in the wrong speed/wrong method is a toxic trait that men have and it doesn't serve us. We need to start thinking about each other and laughing at the faggots who take it seriously. The macho dude's always end up crippled and worthless in their 40's and 50's and then dying from a heart attack because they got fat after they stopped being able to move.

 

[el bandito loco]

So as a man who refuses to be retarded about lifting and moving stuff this macho mentality pisses me off. I'm a strong man but I'm not a fucking retard. I think that this refusal to seek help even when needed or doing things in the wrong speed/wrong method is a toxic trait that men have and it doesn't serve us. We need to start thinking about each other and laughing at the faggots who take it seriously. The macho dude's always end up crippled and worthless in their 40's and 50's and then dying from a heart attack because they got fat after they stopped being able to move.

yeah, it's something I've noticed ever since I entered the workforce. I don't have a problem really with cutting corners here or there but I've always found it kind of inherently funny that the guys who complain the most about the day tend to be the guys who go out of their way to make everything harder on themselves. hence the full force workout I was talking about, they'll be going all out when they don't have to, and just entirely wrong and fucked up and then at lunch or on the way out be talking about how fucked they feel now.

I think the problem tends to lie in the fact they teach you to do it a proper way, that nobody actually does because it tends to be too safe and counter intuitive to whatever you're trying to do, they need to train people on a normal middle ground in labor jobs. because what you're stuck with is a group of guys who either don't accomplish anything because they're entirely by the book, or a group of guys who destroy their bodies irreversably over a short amount of time by doing things so fucked up at such an intensity.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Sometimes I am a sleepypilled napcel and my wife will suggest a nap, and me being a fool, thinks we are about to set off in the afternoon train to napnap town but I have in fact been seduced and am on the handy train to bj town.

Ok, how exactly does one induce this "problem" you seem to be experiencing?


Real talk, I have noticed the clear correlation more I ignore her, express subtle disinterest in physical intimacy or plant the seeds my eyes are wandering that's when she puts in effort. I have no shame/hesitation in being a manipulative bastard to people I don't like but the people I love, I hate myself for resorting to that shit. I don't think women will ever understand half, maybe even the majority don't actually want to be treated "nicely". Conscious or subconsciously you act like a cocky rude asshole they respond to it by putting more effort in just taking it at face value. I really thought that this concept wouldn't apply after the college years but all the spinster friends she has fall for that shit over and over.

 

[CornBogFitz]

Ok, how exactly does one induce this "problem" you seem to be experiencing?


Real talk, I have noticed the clear correlation more I ignore her, express subtle disinterest in physical intimacy or plant the seeds my eyes are wandering that's when she puts in effort. I have no shame/hesitation in being a manipulative bastard to people I don't like but the people I love, I hate myself for resorting to that shit. I don't think women will ever understand half, maybe even the majority don't actually want to be treated "nicely". Conscious or subconsciously you act like a cocky rude asshole they respond to it by putting more effort in just taking it at face value. I really thought that this concept wouldn't apply after the college years but all the spinster friends she has fall for that shit over and over.

My working theory is a man that’s seen trying to give his relationship freely, is viewed by women the same way a woman giving away sex freely is. Low value. if they view your relationship as harder to get or more exclusive. The same way women who don’t fuck right away are viewed as better mates

 

[Troon_Patrol]

My working theory is a man that’s seen trying to give his relationship freely, is viewed by women the same way a woman giving away sex freely is. Low value. if they view your relationship as harder to get or more exclusive. The same way women who don’t fuck right away are viewed as better mates

Well yes, absolutely.

I hate to overgeneralize. That being said you are describing the elephant in the room most men can always see, we won't tell women we see it too unless we absolutely have too. Juxtaposed, women will get trampled half to death by this is same elephant and refuse to acknowledge it exists on the way to the metaphorical or possibly literal hospital. The only exception are Men or a just fucking losers/oblivious, the NEETS, the Incels the men lacking ambition; Chris Chan is a prime example. Other side Women either buy into 3rd wave feminism "You don't need no man" which is really just future "cat lady" training, the female Incel equivalent or they try to lock down a half decent man.

I find it disgusting Men and Women can't just have a strait conversation like adults even after 25, something like: "this is my role, this is your role, do you agree? How do you feel about that? Let's just be honest and open with each other and avoid bullshit that turns into an actual argument anytime we don't see eye-eye . That is how we are going to make this relationship work"

In going with this threads theme, this is a concept only men seem have to deal with.

 

[CornBogFitz]

I find it disgusting Men and Women can't just have a strait conversation like adults even after 25, something like: "this is my role, this is your role, do you agree? How do you feel about that? Let's just be honest and open with each other and avoid bullshit that turns into an actual argument anytime we don't see eye-eye . That is how we are going to make this relationship work"

In going with this threads theme, this is a concept only men seem have to deal with.

Once you get into a long term healthy relationship you can. My girlfriend and I do this. men are very direct. Women are very scatter brained. Men do have to learn to read between. Women do have to learn to not take being blunt as personal.

 

[CornBogFitz]

Also women complain about period cramps but will never understand how hard it is to trim our foreskin when it grows too long every couple months

 

[Spud]

how hard it is to trim our foreskin

That's easy, the issue is when your pubes get caught by it.

 

[Executive Petrel]

• Being privileged
• Being a huge strong chonker but waste your life playing video games, cooming and eating junk food
• Never having to fear rape other than prison

fyi I voted I'm a woman for empathy with the wise sex and cuz I don't understand moid humor.

 

[GratsTheat783]

I try use my foot to kick up the toilet seat so I don't have to touch it with my hands, I try to piss without touching my penis and I put my sleeve over my hand when touching the door and the flusher so that I don't have to wash my hands. It doesn't work a lot of the time, sometimes the toilet seat will keep falling back down or when I'm putting my penis away, one tiny little droplet of piss lands on my right index finger and I have to wash my hands.