Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

[Anonitolia]

smug bragging aside, yeah this shit sucks

Kind of predictable given Nintendo's track record but that doesn't make it okay

I have several legitimate reasons to buy this thing, but I won't at launch and probably not even for a few years because LMAO that price. Bet your ass not even physical stores will consistently stock those games at 70-80 or they'll never make a profit.

Hoping for another Wii U-tier failure. The current shitshow has been so fun to watch, it'll only get better if that happens.

 

[Markorian]

The nerve of the company to charge extra money to let fans play Zelda Breath/Tears at decent framerates is disgusting.

Switch 2 will play switch 1 games at a higher framerate and with minor graphical upgrades for free, including games with a paid upgrade. Major graphical upgrades and new features are a $10 upgrade, while major graphical upgrades, new features, and additional content are $20.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

Someone remind me what happened with the 3DS again? I thought that that sold well, although it's been so long I don't remember any news briefs from the time.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Switch 2 will play switch 1 games at a higher framerate and with minor graphical upgrades for free, including games with a paid upgrade. Major graphical upgrades and new features are a $10 upgrade, while major graphical upgrades, new features, and additional content are $20.

I'll wait for the system to come out then to see how much of improvements are made.

Someone remind me what happened with the 3DS again? I thought that that sold well, although it's been so long I don't remember any news briefs from the time.

The 3DS underperformed so hard that Nintendo had to immediately cut off $70 from it's launch price tag. The day one buyers were given Founder's Edition status that meant they got some 20 or so old gameboy roms.

 

[Markorian]

Someone remind me what happened with the 3DS again? I thought that that sold well, although it's been so long I don't remember any news briefs from the time.

The 3ds had an extremely rocky launch to the point the price was cut from $250 to $170 in mere months, went on to decent success, but not nearly as big as the ds, but that was in large part to medium budget games disappearing from the industry outside of Nintendo and a couple japanese devs at that time, and small budget games moving from handhelds like the psp, ds, 3ds, and vita to phones.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I really want to hope it will flop badly because Nintendo is a shit company, but it's a shit company with the most autistic fanbase known to man. And you can bet once they make 80$ games the norm other companies will follow suit.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Boycott this disaster of a release and force Nintendo to pad shit out with cheap Players Choice Rereleases and other consumer friendly stuff.

I hate the term "boycott" for this shit because it minimizes what it is, consumers not feeling the product is worth the value being charged. People say when this shit that "boycotts don't work" when, in my view anyway, I saved my money anyway so yeah, it absolute did achieve the goal I wanted

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>razorfist jumpscare
I still cant belive that razorfist faggot is defending this shit:

I guess Danny boy is mad that he can't abuse women efficiently due to inflation

 

[whatever I feel like]

I hate the term "boycott" for this shit because it minimizes what it is, consumers not feeling the product is worth the value being charged. People say when this shit that "boycotts don't work" when, in my view anyway, I saved my money anyway so yeah, it absolute did achieve the goal I wanted

>razorfist jumpscare
I still cant belive that razorfist faggot is defending this shit:
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I guess Danny boy is mad that he can't abuse women efficiently due to inflation

"Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it."


But that goes both ways, if the price is too high, DO NOY BOY.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Korea leaked a pretty big Bananza plot twist. Its on GLAR if you all want it.

 

[winterfag]

Korea leaked a pretty big Bananza plot twist. Its on GLAR if you all want it.

please confirm that the titular character's redesign is Donkey Kong Jr and that the Rare design is his son

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

please confirm that the titular character's redesign is Donkey Kong Jr and that the Rare design is his son

of course not, they'd never be that based.

the "spoiler" is that....Pauline is in the game. Or one of her relatives.

 

[whatever I feel like]

of course not, they'd never be that based.
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the "spoiler" is that....Pauline is in the game. Or one of her relatives.

Spoiler

She is Odd Rock. That image is the title screen except with Odd Rock in her place.

 

[BinaryFucker]

Switch has good games but we're already paying 60-70 bucks for their games, I might unironically get it early just so that I have a chance to homebrew it before it gets patched so that I can pirate the games.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Switch has good games but we're already paying 60-70 bucks for their games, I might unironically get it early just so that I have a chance to homebrew it before it gets patched so that I can pirate the games.

Speaking of jailbreaking, i wonder how many of Switch 2 games will have Denuvo?

 

[ShootyPee]

"assessing the Tariff situation" more like "oh shit oh shit oh shit they're not eating it, Jack, they're not eating it, Jack!"

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I hate the term "boycott" for this shit because it minimizes what it is, consumers not feeling the product is worth the value being charged. People say when this shit that "boycotts don't work" when, in my view anyway, I saved my money anyway so yeah, it absolute did achieve the goal I wanted

>razorfist jumpscare
I still cant belive that razorfist faggot is defending this shit:
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I guess Danny boy is mad that he can't abuse women efficiently due to inflation

Is that for real or is this fucking faggot using a Canadian Toys R Us catalog cause there is no way in hell Batman Forever was 90 dollars in the states unless they price different in Alaska and Hawaii.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

The low framerate from your friend sharing their gameplay would drive me bananas. But i bet it’ll be worse when the console ships.

 

[starborn427614]

of course not, they'd never be that based.
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the "spoiler" is that....Pauline is in the game. Or one of her relatives.

Oh so it is kind of like an origin story.

 

[BinaryFucker]

Speaking of jailbreaking, i wonder how many of Switch 2 games will have Denuvo?

Did all games have that? I know back when the original switch came out just a few months that you can count on 1 hand after it's release yuzu came out and was able to emulate games. I'm sure they will find some flaw to get that to happen again.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Did all games have that? I know back when the original switch came out just a few months that you can count on 1 hand after it's release yuzu came out and was able to emulate games. I'm sure they will find some flaw to get that to happen again.

see below.

You're assuming Nintendo isn't watching the emulation scene like a hawk.

You're also assuming normalfags aren't going to shut the fuck up about a S2 emulator on social media as soon as one arrives, bring unwarranted attention to it.

You should also pray the devs don't use official code or illegal SDKs, otherwise this will be the Yuzu/Citra situation all over again.