IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

[Judge Holden]

If he wants to ruin his life for money, he should just become a prostitute. Earns more money and is probably less publicly humiliating than whatever the fuck he's currently doing.

You forget nigger that public humiliation and mass hatred is actively sought after by many of these specimens because for them its the only way they can be "famous" which is the existential objective of so many retarded scumfucks like this.

I have said this before but back in the day when reality TV was at its height, these types would be corralled into whatever trashy "look at the freak" talk shows and reality television programming suit them most, with shit like Jerry Springer being a general catch-all for analog era proto-cows.

While a fair few of these shows are still kicking much of what remains of reality TV has been centred squarely around the wannabe "influencer" demographic which means that the average retarded and sociopathic attention whore aint getting shit in terms of fame and exposure unless they weigh north of 600lbs and thus can be sent to one of the various fatfuck shows still in operation.

All that is left to them thus is doing ever more scummy and pathetic shit on a livestream in order to max out their infamy and how much normies hate them, and then use this reputation to get their first foot on the "famous" ladder. People like Johnny Somali have zero marketable skills or charm or charisma and zero nepo links or backchannels to give them an unearned head start. Thus shit like this is for them the only logical way of achieving their only life goal.

 

[JustStopDude]

All the more reason to let Small rot in a South Korean prison.

I don't think you got my joke.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

A youtuber named Audentum released a 2 hour video going over the Johnny somai scenario in deep, painstaking detail. Worth a listen if you want finer details and have a lot of time to kill.

 

[TheLastFart]

A youtuber named Audentum released a 2 hour video going over the Johnny somai scenario in deep, painstaking detail. Worth a listen if you want finer details and have a lot of time to kill.

2 hours... thats a lot of time when all i want to hear is the number of years he gets jailed.

 

[souschef]

A youtuber named Audentum released a 2 hour video going over the Johnny somai scenario in deep, painstaking detail. Worth a listen if you want finer details and have a lot of time to kill.

Audentum stuff is great. I like his Cyraxx coverage.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

2 hours... thats a lot of time when all i want to hear is the number of years he gets jailed.

A quicker version.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

I think his next hearing is soon

 

[Larka]

I think his next hearing is soon

His next appearance in court is on the 9th, so just a few days away

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I think his next hearing is soon

If I were manning the suicide hotline I would probably tell people to just try to hold on until April 9th to find out just how Johnny's going to get anally assraped in the butt by the girthy cock of the Korean justice system. Then they'd fire me and have security escort me out.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Johnny Somali is officially broke and being supported by Hank.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

If LM or anyone else on the planet, can spend more than three years in South Korea and still cannot speak it fluently, they are retarded or they are lying about being in the country.

It's literally one of the easiest languages in the world to learn.

If your native language is Japanese or you're a rare linguistic genius, maybe.

It's one of only five languages included in category IV (hardest for native English speakers to learn) of the FSI scale used by the US military and State Department – the other four are Mandarin, Cantonese, Japanese, and Arabic. So, assuming they have a job and aren't spending all their waking hours studying the language, few Westerners (assuming their native language is in the Indo-European family) are going to be able to achieve fluency in just a few years, though that of course depends on the amount of individual effort put in and how you define "fluent".

It's certainly easier to learn to read, since they have an actual alphabetic writing system and don't use Chinese characters anywhere nearly as extensively as the other East Asian languages do, but being able to haltingly sound out a newspaper article isn't the same thing as being able to read through it effortlessly and with full comprehension.

He is a streamer claiming to have a high end professional degree but must dance for Internet pennies to make ends meet.

You're 1) underestimating just how many people with JDs there are floating around out there and 2) overestimating the typical attorney salary, apart from high-paid corporate BigLaw positions (and even those are worked to the bone to crank out the billable hours). Way less stress, far more lifestyle flexibility, no concerns about AI making your job obsolete if you're a low-level discovery drone (which has been a trend for years before ChatGPT ever came out) – it's not that unreasonable that a lawyer might consider pivoting to a youtube/streaming career if they can find a viable niche, especially if they live in a country with a lower cost of living.

I'd never heard of Legal Mindset before Johnny Somali started getting coverage and I don't really care about him one way or the other outside of that, but I'm not getting the hate-boner you seem to have for him.

 

[JustStopDude]

I'd never heard of Legal Mindset before Johnny Somali started getting coverage and I don't really care about him one way or the other outside of that, but I'm not getting the hate-boner you seem to have for him.

You clearly don't care about him one way or another.

I apologize for questioning LM's intent or his expertise on Korean law based.
I'm sure he will one day do other content and not just keep signal boosting harassing Livestreamers for engagement and money.

 

[Incecticyder]

You clearly don't care about him one way or another.

I apologize for questioning LM's intent or his expertise on Korean law based.
I'm sure he will one day do other content and not just keep signal boosting harassing Livestreamers for engagement and money.

Well, Vitaly (or whatever he is called) proves that we are not running out of stupids. Also, if harassing Livestreamers are boosted only to end up in jail, I am fine with it. They are commiting crimes, alerting the authorities and the public is God's work.

 

[Judge Holden]

Johnny Somali is officially broke

NO MASSA SUNG-JAE NOOOOO!!!

His next appearance in court is on the 9th, so just a few days away

Speaking with precisely jack shit knowledge of Korean law but with intimate experience in disappointment, I am predicting some procedural shit that delays anything big happening for anuddah six months that leaves us all blueballed

 

[Incecticyder]

Speaking with precisely jack shit knowledge of Korean law but with intimate experience in disappointment, I am predicting some procedural shit that delays anything big happening for anuddah six months that leaves us all blueballed

It is a win-win for me. He is either imprisoned or starving. He went there to make money and now he cannot even feed himself. Getting sentenced means he is out of the frying pan and into the fire. Either way, he is cooked. Also, by keeping him out of prison, we get to see him in pain and that scares others into behaving.

 

[Larka]

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NO MASSA SUNG-JAE NOOOOO!!!


Speaking with precisely jack shit knowledge of Korean law but with intimate experience in disappointment, I am predicting some procedural shit that delays anything big happening for anuddah six months that leaves us all blueballed

Its actually a win-win either way. If he gets slapped by the court and is banished to the cabbage mines, we get satisfaction and closure. If there are delays, we get more content of Ramsey doing retarded shit.

 

[JustStopDude]

Well, Vitaly (or whatever he is called) proves that we are not running out of stupids. Also, if harassing Livestreamers are boosted only to end up in jail, I am fine with it. They are commiting crimes, alerting the authorities and the public is God's work.

I'm pretty sure the authorities learned of the situation from the actual victims as opposed to a random streamer who doesn't even speak tagalong.

 

[Incecticyder]

I'm pretty sure the authorities learned of the situation from the actual victims as opposed to a random streamer who doesn't even speak tagalong.

Certainly but it helps to identify the streamers too. A random Filipina granny will not be familiar with a has-been streamer enough to give the authorities his name but YTers can provide the authorities with name and criminal record which helps the search and sentencing by a lot. They probably learned who he is and where he was staying at with little effort because of that.

 

[JustStopDude]

Certainly but it helps to identify the streamers too. A random Filipina granny will not be familiar with a has-been streamer enough to give the authorities his name but YTers can provide the authorities with name and criminal record which helps the search and sentencing by a lot. They probably learned who he is and where he was staying at with little effort because of that.

Or the hotel just reported him. I just think that is far more likely to have played a role than LM taking superchats, reacting to the guy's Livestream.

 

[Not Really Here]

Speaking with precisely jack shit knowledge of Korean law but with intimate experience in disappointment, I am predicting some procedural shit that delays anything big happening for anuddah six months that leaves us all blueballed

You know everything about Korean law then. They do a hearing for an hour once a month to progress the case. It's especially bad for a person without money, a job, or a work visa.

Asia is master level 'process as punishment.'