Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[John Andrews Stan]

marched with the athletes

Her legs amaze me. Even when she was pregnant they were still like toothpicks. You can’t help what you’re born with, I’m just fascinated by how little muscle there is, even after decades of wearing heels and doing yoga.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Her legs amaze me. Even when she was pregnant they were still like toothpicks. You can’t help what you’re born with, I’m just fascinated by how little muscle there is, even after decades of wearing heels and doing yoga.

I've got second-hand embarrassment watching this video.

WTF was she even DOING there?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

WTF was she even DOING there?

Being the center of attention and pissing off Invictus Games staff, as she did with Sentebale’s polo event.

There was a lot of talk during Invictus a couple months back about how many of the athletes and their families were irritated or downright disgusted with Meghan and Harry being the stars of the show at the expense of the veterans. One pain point was that many of the athletes struggled to pay their travel expenses themselves to attend while Harry and Meghan had all their expenses paid for luxury travel and accommodation. One video showed them on the back of a golf cart being driven around the venue, waving at the disabled athletes who were hoofing it the whole time. I can see how that would bother them, especially with Meghan wearing $350,000 worth of clothing and accessories in three days (10 outfit changes total). Sure the clothes are probably a write-off, but the optics aren’t great. They both really seem to be missing the basic empathy required to see how others are likely to view their choices.

So before Sentebale blew up, there was already chatter that Invictus was considering dumping them. Personally I just can’t see that, but I also didn’t expect Sentebale would go down in flames with the chief exec putting Harry and Meghan on blast publicly.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Small point, Meghan was largely abandoned by Doria around age 9 and was thereafter raised by her father. I assume he would have had cable as he was deeply involved in the TV industry.

also it was hilariously easy to steal cable back then. it was probably on par if not easier than torrenting, just need a cable splitter and cable. the cable box and card hadn't been popularized yet.

 

[Rich Evans Simp]

Her legs amaze me. Even when she was pregnant they were still like toothpicks. You can’t help what you’re born with, I’m just fascinated by how little muscle there is, even after decades of wearing heels and doing yoga.

Classic “female alcoholic” body type. Even if a female alcoholic hasn’t (yet) developed a barrel gut - look at her calves. I don’t know why this happens, but it happens.

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I wonder how many windowsill shoe arrangements she went through before finally settling on the one worthy of gracing her instagram

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Classic “female alcoholic” body type. Even if a female alcoholic hasn’t (yet) developed a barrel gut - look at her calves. I don’t know why this happens, but it happens.

I don’t think she has the Cushing’s body type (yet) and her legs have always been stick thin. Like I said, it’s not her fault but just rather unusual.

Speaking of alcoholism, there have been claims about M for a while. They ramped up when WLM debuted and every episode seemed to feature day drinking. Now consider the source, but this doesn’t help:



It was previously reported that M was sending Sentebale staff to fetch her champagne at the infamous polo match. Considering how unhinged many of the anti-Meghan brigade are, and how nonchalantly media lies, I won’t put a ton of stock in this until the coverage gets more compelling.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

For the exorbitant prices she’s charging, janky packaging like this is inexcusable:




The flower sprinkles look just like rabbit feed.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

Her legs amaze me. Even when she was pregnant they were still like toothpicks. You can’t help what you’re born with, I’m just fascinated by how little muscle there is, even after decades of wearing heels and doing yoga.

well, maybe she is doing yoga like everything else: with no true engagement. Or she does one pose once a week and calls it a day.
She definitely has a body of someone who doesn't workout just diets a lot.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I need fashion autists to confirm whether or not I’m being retarded. Meghan has a short torso, right? When she wears that stupid shorts and oversized jacket combo she loves so much, it looks to me like she’s all legs and shoulders with nothing in between. Am I the only one or is this obvious to people who understand clothing?

 

[brocktherock]

that letter to Procter and Gamble

Lmao I was way off but nice save. It's funny how it seems embedded in her programming now, for other tweens it's usually something actually significant like parents divorcing, first crushes, new pets, dead pets, playground pecking order stuff. Maybe by circumstance it was the most praised piece of schoolwork and got a note her father kept on the fridge door, something like that.

Hmm, the scarcity thing rings a bell here.

Does anyone remember a few Invictuses back when she showed up in that weird beige romper and then marched with the athletes in some weird short shorts? I remember the autists on Reddit came through big time and showed that she had consciously bought at least one thing that was almost/entirely sold out, so they could claim that her wearing it made it sell out. I remember it happening over and over again. I have zero doubts that they made sure there was barely anything in her shop so she’d sell out immediately.

That's probably her best or only trick in the book to deceive people into thinking she's that influential. It just reeks of failed Kickstarters to me.

Her legs amaze me

Should they even be out? I'm not for burqas and this was the summer but she feels inappropriately dressed. And that smile, again, I'm not sure if she just doesn't care that she soaks up attention blatantly not aimed at her or if she's delusional. Maybe it's a lizard brained technique where it sort of works if you're a toddler, pushing others out the way so that the teacher sees your painting over the quiet kids, but doesn't scale up to normal adult situations like being next to airdrummer man. I'd like to know how she copes because she often looks like she doesn't know what to do with herself, go home and mine her narc supply from Harry if her brain flips a 1 and sensed everyone in the room was her hater that day?

People worry about Archie with Mockin' for a mother but I also worry if him and his sister become wonky terrors with that part of her personality and Harry's instability.

 

[duckling]

I need fashion autists to confirm whether or not I’m being retarded. Meghan has a short torso, right? When she wears that stupid shorts and oversized jacket combo she loves so much, it looks to me like she’s all legs and shoulders with nothing in between. Am I the only one or is this obvious to people who understand clothing?

yeah she's basically a minifridge on stilts, it is very strange.

Anyhow, lots of low-effort, story reposts from her instagrams, I'm going to spoiler most of them because it is pure fluff.
@akilahreleford, @marielleservida, @mindyweiss, @serenawilliams, @chefroychoi, @oliviamcdowell, @hrhkarissa @_ashleyhyder, @alyssajmattix, @melaninonmainst, @rachelmeltzerlee

I just want to note, look at the one from @chefroychoi (who btw is that chef that Meghan turned her nose up at for listening to speed metal while he cooks because she was hoping he'd say he listens to k-pop) - She added the stupid fucking eyelash to the R AFTER she wrote the letter rather than writing it continuously. The rest of it is pure shaky garbage, I can't get over how uneven those pen strokes are and my handwriting, fwiw, is fucking terrible. I cannot emphasize how bad she is at this not-calligraphy that she thinks she invented. I also think the handles @hrhkarissa and @melaninonmainst are a bad look for Meghan to acknowledge

Spoiler: stories from 4/6 and 4/7

 

[Cheesegirl78]

For the exorbitant prices she’s charging, janky packaging like this is inexcusable:

She had the same crappy packaging with the ARO jams. Labels coming off, crooked, etc.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

She had the same crappy packaging with the ARO jams. Labels coming off, crooked, etc.

The quality of the image itself seems kinda bad too (don’t know if it’s been lost somewhere between the photographer and here).

These were not done by a professional that’s for sure.

Also, I repeat others, how fucking bland is this crap? You could have colour coded items by type for a start. Anything but more boring beige.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@marielleservida

It was pointed out on Reddit that this woman barely has 300 followers and still got an influencer box. The entirety of her very recently populated grid is fully dedicated to Meghan.

It would be so easy for a sneak to ingratiate themselves with this one.

I cannot emphasize how bad she is at this not-calligraphy that she thinks she invented.

I was clicking through the Wayback Machine archives of The Tig during a boring meeting today and she’s evolved the look of her chicken scratch. It used to be more bubbly. She also made a ton of typos in her copy.

basically a minifridge on stilts

Look at the picture SpongeMeg used to entice Tig readers to read her styling tips:



Just fucking why lol.

 

[duckling]

It was pointed out on Reddit that this woman barely has 300 followers and still got an influencer box. The entirety of her very recently populated grid is fully dedicated to Meghan.

The history of this account is so, so sparse. Is it possible this was a manufactured account that Archewell purchased and is now socking to simp for Meghan?

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I've never launched a business, so maybe I'm out in left field entirely, but I'd think you'd want those promo boxes to already be in the influencers' hands before the launch with instructions to be hyping them on or just before launch day. To you know, build hype.

Having these people post hype about a brand that "sold out" in an hour days after it sold out? Lame.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The history of this account is so, so sparse. Is it possible this was a manufactured account that Archewell purchased and is now socking to simp for Meghan?

No, someone on Reddit did a deep dive and she’s just a thirsty fan.

I've never launched a business, so maybe I'm out in left field entirely, but I'd think you'd want those promo boxes to already be in the influencers' hands before the launch with instructions to be hyping them on or just before launch day. To you know, build hype.

She had a lot of hype but what matters to Meghan is praise. PR boxes were only sent to those guaranteed to fangirl, so Meghan can point at them and say “It’s unanimous, I’m amazing!”

People are justifiably annoyed that Meghan’s PR boxes for rich celebrities came in beautiful wooden boxes that are nicer than anything inside them, while paying customers got plain cardboard.

 

[Potatis Salad]

They also review Meghan’s jam, which they say is way too sweet and runny. It’s downright soupy (warning: the writer’s voice in the video is extremely grating).

Sorry no source, it was on the hotel TV when I turned it on while traveling, but I just saw a random local newscaster reviewing the "spread" and saying it was unpalatably tart. It did look hilariously runny.