My parents never did.
Anybody else here have genuinely monogamous parents?
Allow me the flip side of the coin: my parents were NOT monogamous - in fact, it was a situation at or more fucked up than Nick and Kayla's dynamic - which is precisely why I view the Qover as lower than dog shit. I know the damage it does to kids first hand. This isn't something they stumbled into. They were all married. They know what a marriage contract is. They had enough of a religious/cultural upbringing to know the moral & societal cost of stepping outside of those boundaries. Nick was public with their "monogamy." And yet, and YET, they did it anyway, and Nick cries as if it was something
that just simply happened to him. No. Nothing happens to you unless you allow it, and Nick was forthright about one single aspect of his crash and burn: he was intentionally setting out on a midlife crisis, which frankly, is mythical. Me and Mr. Bowl are settled into middle age, and we're happy as clams. Nick was just looking for excuses to get drugs and strange puss.
I'm not preaching from a moral high horse. I'm some asshole on the Internet that enjoys freakish corners of the web that produce characters like this. But Nick, preening as he does about his fame, fortune, and skeletal frame, made himself a public figure that was contradictory to how he's ended up; damn right we have the right to point out the hypocrisy. He may queerly whine about how he has only lent his rights to us, but you can't slip outta that one, chach. That's not how it goes, Nick. Your sins are public as you are; ergo, they will be commented upon until you die. This is singularly YOUR doing.
If you took Nick's goo and put it under a petri dish, I guarantee you'll find every parasite and broken genetic code that makes up pretty much every lolcow. I mean, Nick is unironically Patposting now. Trying reading sweetheart, enjoy prison.
Sorry for my PSA, but drugs are bad, m'kay. And don't ruin your children's lives. Simple as.