Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 110 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 80 18.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 185 41.6%

  • Total voters
    445
Typically around 2K to 3K unique viewers per show, but this one's sure to be a massive blowout now that they've been graced by the "Rekieta Bump" hundreds of thousands of followers strong:

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If rustling up these three retards to interrupt their sentences with "like" about 200 times per hour is the best Nick can do to influence public perception of the RP case, this might as well be considered Cuckster's Last Stand.
Nick is going to make history defaming Aaron as Aaron is in court for sharing a picture of Nick's wife that Nick gave Aaron while Aaron was fucking Nick's wife. This plan has success written all over it Crackets. Only a fucking brain burnt faggot thinks of this is a W.
 
Some lawyers lose their ability to practice and get cracked out and end up reply guys in pedophiles 8 hour streams...

Sandwich lawyer law-streaming with cartoon Fox woman!!!!
Other lawyers join a cartoon fox to talk law on an actual, factual stream.
 
The prosecutor takes it as a point of emphasis, and the Toe has a record.
Jury nullification and application of unwritten community standards are key and ancient feature of the jury system and attempts to prevent you from expressly arguing them are largely modern non-constitutional innovations.

I think he DOES know how she got into the cocaine. He certainly knew she was gonna test positive before she did. We know that from the documents MNPR got. We also know, from Coomalot, that he believes cocaine has medicinal values.
I'm not sure if he knows HOW exactly, but he knew that she DID and when. I'm a hundred precent certain that the "my kid's having a medical emergency that's not really a medical emergency, but also kind of is; and Kayla is over reacting and so will the doctors if we go to the hospital so I've just got to say up with them for like two days - don't worry about it" thing was her taking some herculean amount of coke and Nick electing to ride it out instead of going to the hospital and dealing with CPS and trying to sell a made up story about how it totally wasn't his coke she got into.
 
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If they don't tell you, how did you know when to hit the "Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona" pose then retard? Or did you stand like that the whole time, worried about looking cool for your mugshot right after your kids were just dragged away?
 
Cue the usual word games, "I was never looking for another" just means he found April unintentionally. We all know how it works by now, he's such an obviously slimy scumbag.
 
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Thanks to all KarenFarmers who have the strenght to go through the fat holes podcast and provide us with the interesting parts. Tried to listen the dumb cunts for a minute and had to tap out myself.

pedoMelton on full damage control will never stop being funny, even after the correct timeline of "illegal access"-events has been established as a FACT now he still thinks that "it was just a bit" will save him from NICK's OWN fuck up.

"Time to acid wash them hard-drives full of Aarons children stuff my new fat e-daddy! Don't worry Pedolton, we will overcome this with ease, I'm an expert at Law just ask the dumb holes podcast!
Cheers, see you at Hackamania!"
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It's a good thing Google is a privacy focused company

It'd be terrible for Nick if, for example, whenever someone accessed a Google account their ip address was logged in a database with a time-stamp, ready for subpoena

Then all the feds would have to do is see if Nick accessed the account was see if his ip address is on that database after Aaron fled the balldo bunker for good

It's such an easily verifiable thing that Nick would be totally and completely fucked

Thank god Nick's actually a genius and not a mush brained retard
 
Cue the usual word games, "I was never looking for another" just means he found April unintentionally. He's such an obviously slimy scumbag.
Classic Rekietaisms, twisting words is his only go to defense and he always has to cling on "technicalities".
"I never said/did that"
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He just happened to end up in the same SimpCast with April and they suddenly happened to slide into each others DM's and ever since April started visiting Nick&Kayla's place for "hunting trips" and few trips later started to push qover things and Aaron towards Rekietas also.
Pure coincidence, Nick was not looking for ANYONE!"
 
Classic Rekietaisms, twisting words is his only go to defense and he always has to cling on "technicalities".
"I never said/did that"
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He just happened to end up in the same SimpCast with April and they suddenly happened to slide into each others DM's and ever since April started visiting Nick&Kayla's place for "hunting trips" and few trips later started to push qover things and Aaron towards Rekietas also.
Pure coincidence, Nick was not looking for ANYONE!"
I'm gonna take him at his word

Nick wasn't looking to replace Kayla, but April's just so much hotter, smarter, funner, and better that he decided to break his sacred vow of monogamy because, compared to April, Kayla looks like a shriveled up old hag that's also retarded
 
My parents never did.

Anybody else here have genuinely monogamous parents?
Allow me the flip side of the coin: my parents were NOT monogamous - in fact, it was a situation at or more fucked up than Nick and Kayla's dynamic - which is precisely why I view the Qover as lower than dog shit. I know the damage it does to kids first hand. This isn't something they stumbled into. They were all married. They know what a marriage contract is. They had enough of a religious/cultural upbringing to know the moral & societal cost of stepping outside of those boundaries. Nick was public with their "monogamy." And yet, and YET, they did it anyway, and Nick cries as if it was something that just simply happened to him. No. Nothing happens to you unless you allow it, and Nick was forthright about one single aspect of his crash and burn: he was intentionally setting out on a midlife crisis, which frankly, is mythical. Me and Mr. Bowl are settled into middle age, and we're happy as clams. Nick was just looking for excuses to get drugs and strange puss.

I'm not preaching from a moral high horse. I'm some asshole on the Internet that enjoys freakish corners of the web that produce characters like this. But Nick, preening as he does about his fame, fortune, and skeletal frame, made himself a public figure that was contradictory to how he's ended up; damn right we have the right to point out the hypocrisy. He may queerly whine about how he has only lent his rights to us, but you can't slip outta that one, chach. That's not how it goes, Nick. Your sins are public as you are; ergo, they will be commented upon until you die. This is singularly YOUR doing.

If you took Nick's goo and put it under a petri dish, I guarantee you'll find every parasite and broken genetic code that makes up pretty much every lolcow. I mean, Nick is unironically Patposting now. Trying reading sweetheart, enjoy prison.

Sorry for my PSA, but drugs are bad, m'kay. And don't ruin your children's lives. Simple as.
 
I wonder how often Nick uses Kayla having sex with/emotional affair with Aaron as a means to belittle and beat her down. I'm gonna guess probably daily. I don't say that because I feel bad for her but I just look at how obsessed Nick is with Aaron in public and have to assume he's 1000x more abusive to someone close to him that he perceives as being close (or was close) to Aaron. What a love triangle.
 
This is Melton, the guy that made AI voice clones of Aaron's underage kids and joked about how Aaron's underaged daughter had a "cupholder" if he flipped her upside down

Nick's super chatted hundreds of dollars to him, shared Aaron's breached emails with him, and begged the court to let him go to Melton's Hackamania event.

He's basically Nick's best friend right now, so if he turns then Nick will have to find a new Anti-Aaron community to join (maybe PAS)
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Off topic, please forgive my silliness. There is a kind of Millennial midwit I had in my mind's eye: Smart enough to reiterate Wikipedia articles but not smart enough to understand the Super-Ego is a thing that lives in their brain (AKA cringe-meter normal people have running at all times)
 
Some lawyers lose their ability to practice and get cracked out and end up reply guys in pedophiles 8 hour streams...


Other lawyers join a cartoon fox to talk law on an actual, factual stream.
Lookit that Nick. He's streaming with a Vtuber adjacent to the one you tried to harass and creep on with Coomalot.
If you had just been a normal non freakish fuck that coulda probably been you someday.
 
Nick was forthright about one single aspect of his crash and burn: he was intentionally setting out on a midlife crisis
Which is why he will only ever find a limited number of mongs willing to look past what he did. When you have children, their well-being has to come first no matter what.

Children need stability much more than adults do. Nick claims to know this, yet he didn’t give two shits about what would damage his children. He wanted to have orgasms with different people and those five pesky kids weren’t going to deprive his pee-pee of feeling good.

He’s just such a pathetic sack of shit pretending to be a man. I’m so glad he’ll never be allowed to forget this.

Get comfy in that misery, Nick. It’s the only thing you’ve ever earned in your life.
 
From Pretty Fat Antisocial chat, Nick claims ALL MARRIED PEOPLE CHEAT:

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Coping like a bitch as usual. Fishy Gash APRIL is the one who tweeted that Kayla cheated on Nick.
This suggests to me that:
  1. Kayla was feeling neglected by Nick at the height of his streaming, and reacted by having an emotional affair of some sort.
  2. Nick was more thoroughly buck broken by this betrayal than if she actually had sex with another man.
He is trying to brush it off as if it’s No Big Deal, and since it’s Nick saying it, we can infer that it was, in fact, a Really Big Deal.

I think Nick was brutally emotionally turbocucked by Kayla and has been drinking and snorting and huffing the pain away ever since.
 
This suggests to me that:
  1. Kayla was feeling neglected by Nick at the height of his streaming, and reacted by having an emotional affair of some sort.
  2. Nick was more thoroughly buck broken by this betrayal than if she actually had sex with another man.
He is trying to brush it off as if it’s No Big Deal, and since it’s Nick saying it, we can infer that it was, in fact, a Really Big Deal.

I think Nick was brutally emotionally turbocucked by Kayla and has been drinking and snorting and huffing the pain away ever since.
nick rekieta was letting the steel toe morning show guy bang out the mother of his kids, while his five children were in the house that his parents bought him, as he ripped lines of cocaine in the bathroom with a Minnesota crack whore and what i assume is a dog corpse. im not sure he can be buck broken. i think he has ascended to a level of shamelessness few will ever reach. i joined this site yesterday to keep tabs after the 18th because i want to see how long it takes for him to violate his probation. im guessing less than 90 days, personally, but man do i love watching the ride!
 
TV's Wil Herren chimes in with his brilliant take (among other anti-Toe tweets):
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(I don't believe it's been posted yet, but I could be wrong.)

I'm a hundred precent certain that the "my kid's having a medical emergency that's not really a medical emergency, but also kind of is; and Kayla is over reacting and so will the doctors if we go to the hospital so I've just got to say up with them for like two days
I believe this as well. Nick's smart enough to know that bringing her to the ER with a coke OD would have triggered a CPS investigation and wanted to avoid that at all costs. Ironically, he didn't do the logical move, which was to remove drugs from his home, and later got the CPS investigation anyway. Does anyone remember the date of that stream when he discusses it? I believe it was before he met April and Aaron.

Me and Mr. Bowl are settled into middle age, and we're happy as clams
This post made my heart happy. Cheers to you and Mr. Bowl.
 
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