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- Mar 3, 2023
I'm still laughing about Harry cornering Bob Iger, "You know she does voiceovers, right?"
"Oh, really? I did not know that."
*visibly turns to try and talk to someone else*
Harry really strikes me more, day by day, as someone who would struggle to hold down a job at an Amazon warehouse if he had been born into literally any other family.
He's so retarded that part of me wants to pity him, but he's also such a mewling fucking big girl's blouse that another (much louder) part of me tells the first one to STFU and bully him instead.
I think it's just eldest-child identification with William. I don't GAF about the royals as an institution, but I know how responsible eldest kids sometimes feel for their younger siblings, especially when something emotionally devastating happens. My impression is that William genuinely cares about his little brother and has likely been pseudo-parenting him most of their lives, but now is absolutely done with him. He tried to warn him about this obvious, money- and attention-grubbing semen sponge that most of us can clock from a solid mile away, and got a 'tarded manbaby tantrum in response. I can only imagine the shit that must have happened behind the scenes for him to reach that point with Harry, after emotionally nursing him through the loss of (both of) their mother. A mother Harry is now flogging embarrassing stories about in his cringey fucking ghostwritten hagiographies of himself, while he deals with the fallout of (both of) his father's cancer and that of his clearly beloved wife. I don't think you need to be a monarchist to feel for what the guy's been through lately. Though I dunno, maybe he's a huge arsehole behind the scenes too? I'd still wager Harry's the bigger one by a country mile.
Ugh. I don't know any of these people from Adam, but I know if I was in William's position I'd have gone scorched earth with them both, ASAP.
Ugh. I don't know any of these people from Adam, but I know if I was in William's position I'd have gone scorched earth with them both, ASAP.