Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Certain medications can cause you to balloon. However, in Dana's case, I have a feeling she and "the Queen of Moderation" have similar eating habits.
Like Prednisone. AL and Dana have the "moon face" associated with steroid ingestion from meds like Prednisone. However, we know AL's aversion to anything medicinal because somehow in her mind taking an aspirin will kill her, but drinking 4loco and downing a jug of dollar store wine, eating copious amounts of salty snacks, wont. If anything the aspirin would help her heart..
 
Ahahaha oh my god you have to get a screenshot of that. Amy Slaton is such a cunt but that's magnificently cunty. It's like a cunt supernova.
A meetup between the two of them would be hilarious. Amy is a country ham who hardly ever leaves her home, content to stuff her maw with whatever people send her in the mail and her brother brings home from McD's. AL is more of a city ham who loves to go out to eat and then follow that up with buying massive amounts of junk at Target. It's doubtful AL would be able to visit Amy, since Amy's brother would likely lose his shit at having some stranger videoing everything. Amy would have to make the trip to visit AL. Then it would be a tossup to see what happened: Would Amy get annoyed at having to actually go out and do stuff? Or would the experience lead to her becoming discontent with her current shut-in lifestyle (perhaps even to the extent that she'd turn into a U-Haul lesbian herself to try to move in with AL)?

Also LOL at Dana being fucking 19. How do you get that big so young?
A recent episode of My 600 lb Life featured a 684 lb 23 year old named Nicole. If Dana keeps hanging out with Dustin and AL, she could probably get to that weight in 4 years.
 
New post! Mary got a new apartment (Mary---RUN!!)

*Dustin mysteriously drops AL off outside the building of the mysterious "government job" they used to share so that AL can wait in the parking lot by herself for Mary to get off work. It had so much second hand embarrassment at all facets of this...

*First stop, of course, Texas Roadhouse with Mary.

*Next stop, Mary's new apartment! Apparently Mary's military hubby is in town bc AL kept eluding to how he was "such a good man" for helping pack and put stuff away (he wasn't there while she was filming).

*She films herself sticking her tongue out and saying how "cute" everything is and how proud she is of Mary, while you can clearly hear Mary in the background working her but off unpacking. Nice friend!

*Says how she remembers her first apartment. I have a problem with this. If I remember correctly, AL moved back to wherever her aunt and grandma live after she left foster care. She left from their house to Kasey's mom's apt after being kicked out, then from Kasey's to Krystal's parents house, then from there to Destiny's family's house, moved with them to Kentucky, then from her family's Kentucky house to their joint apt there. She has NEVER moved out on her own.

*Well, apparently she's on the move again! I feel like her little "driving down the road listening to music scene" was edited in between the "Mary unpacking in the kitchen" and the "waking up to tornado alarm" scene to throw us off. I do NOT think she left Mary's house at all that night. She kept saying "we" huddled in the basement or closet or whatever when the alarms went off, so she was with someone. The possibilities include her own house with Dusty/Dusty and Dana, Dana's house, or Mary's house. Supposedly, Dustin was working, and when she works, she works late into the night, so she would likely still be at work. That would rule out AL's own house or Dana's house. What really got me was the bright clean pillow case that we have never seen before. AL never has pillow cases on her pillows, and that wall she was filming against does not look like her wall in her own room.

*Mary's not even unpacked and, if my theory holds true, AL is already trying make the moves to move in with and mooch off of her and her hubby. She'll come back with something like "Mary really needs someone to help her with the place while her hubby is deployed, so they BEGGED me to come live with them so she wouldn't be alone when he's gone." Mark my words! Man, this Tea is delicious!

---ETA, she said "we all" huddled during the tornado alarm, so it sounds like more than one other person was with her...
 
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Dana weighs more than the two Hooters girls combined. Her arm is almost as wide as their waists
 
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Sorry guys - I don't have a screenshot of what Amy replied to me. I'm sure I can get her to say it again though lol I love that she shades Big AL by saying shit like "Who Amberlynn Reid" lmao. Amberlynn only wants to meet up with Amy for views and money. That's LEGIT the only reason and I told Amy that.
 


Yeah, this was part of her exploits while you can clearly hear Mary in the background busting her arse unpacking, while AL does nothing whatsoever to help.

Also, I noticed that she did not show us what she ordered at lunch like she usually does, but it mist have been impressive. When she shows the server's "cute" note, you notice that her own ticket was 29 and change. Mary had a separate check, she had to move it in order to show us the note on the take-out box.
 
She's having a breakdown guys.
Oh joy.

1. Taking pictures of your ugly cry face is exceptional as fuck. We'll believe you about being sad even if you don't post a picture of yourself crying, but, also, how upset could you actually be if you still feel the urge to attention whore?

2. If tears make your mascara or eyeliner flake like that, then you need to invest in some new shit. Unless you purposefully rubbed it that way to make this picture more melodramatic-looking, in which case, refer back to number one.
 
She's having a breakdown guys.
Oh joy.
I sound like I'm MAD and this cow got to me but. BUT. AL is seriously a fucking pitiful bitch. Trying to sympathy/asspats in THAT way, taking selfies after actually getting upset (HA who knows really tho) and broadcasting that to the world.....I wish she could realize how embarrassing she is. Literally 14 years old. I really wonder when she'll break down, finally see reality and think about her future long-term.
 
For future reference, try to keep a lid on the powerleveling.
You know what's crazy? I lost my mother to cancer but before she passed I was with her every day for 11 months, from the day she was diagnosed to the day she died, I had several breakdowns and sometimes cried so hard that I couldn't catch my breath. Never did I think to stop and take a picture and post it on social media. Call me crazy, I don't know, maybe it's me.
 
You know what's crazy? I lost my mother to cancer but before she passed I was with her every day for 11 months, from the day she was diagnosed to the day she died, I had several breakdowns and sometimes cried so hard that I couldn't catch my breath. Never did I think to stop and take a picture and post it on social media. Call me crazy, I don't know, maybe it's me.

That's the magic of lolcows

They don't react to things the way that normal people do.

AL posting crying selfies is hilarious because it's so out of the realm of what any reasonable person would do in a situation of distress

Sorry for your loss :feels:.
Know that you reacted a million times better than any person we discuss on this forum
 
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