Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Retarded Christian mooing. He's a man of science afterall.

1. His tooth doesn't look great. His gums don't look healthy either.

2. "I'm poor and disenfranchised because the fecund point of the ova is 21 years of age, and I'm poor so you don't date me."

3. He's wearing a new hat and headset. I have no idea how he's got the wires wrapped because it looks like they're running towards his back. What are the chances he's not plugging them into anything?

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I'm sure the women are attracted to this.
 
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Uh oh. It looks like lucas is going to have another reason to reeee about trump now. First pissing lucas off with talk of fucking with his tugboat and now the tariffs are fucking with his precious board games? I wonder how long it'll take before he's directly blaming trump for him not having a zoomer bae because he can't afford to impress them with his insane board games

I wonder how many imaginary millions of board game autists he'll add to the tugboat army he claims will appear and bring down the government in september
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Shut the fuck-up, faggot!

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So I got curious why he has such a hard time shutting off his camera. I wondered if it might be a circulation thing, and yep, turns out poor circulation in the extremities makes using touch screens more difficult. Now, this could be caused by any number of conditions, but I know what I’d put my money on. The Beetus.
 
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Lucas is talking gibberish again

Now he's claiming its musk working to take away social security and will 'cause a revolution to happen' that he claims he doesn't want to happen

and lucas is still claiming biden had the best economy in the history of the country. He seems to have forgotten his previous lie that he used to claim about the current economy being the result of the policies of the previous presidents policies. Which means that by his own logic his claims of a shitty current economy are actually bidens responsibility and his claims of the totally best economy ever is actually trumps doing

Lucas is a fucking idiot and the best part is he's too stupid to realize it
 
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WonderWino said:
Lucas is a fucking idiot and the best part is he's too stupid to realize it
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While it's true he's both an idiot and stupid, it's more than that. He's completely unaware how things relate to each other or the associated nuance. His perception (both internal and external) is fucking 0. It's honestly amazing because he's slightly above a drooling, wheelchair-bound retard; just enough to appear like he has mental faculties. Even then, I'm sure many drooling, wheelchair-bound retards have more going on upstairs than Lucas, sans functioning physical body.
 
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Lucas has no connection to the economy, so what the fuck does he know about the everyday realities of living? He doesn't drive, so he doesn't know that gas has gone down. He doesn't buy groceries or anything else except once a month pizzas and energy drinks/soda, so he doesn't track prices in stores. He has no savings or retirement and and never has, so he has zero experience with the market. But some lying leftist rag had a headline about Biden economy = good, TRUMP IS DESTROYING THE ECONOMY so that's what he moos about like the fat retard he is.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
Lucas has no connection to the economy, so what the fuck does he know about the everyday realities of living? He doesn't drive, so he doesn't know that gas has gone down. He doesn't buy groceries or anything else except once a month pizzas and energy drinks/soda, so he doesn't track prices in stores. He has no savings or retirement and and never has, so he has zero experience with the market. But some lying leftist rag had a headline about Biden economy = good, TRUMP IS DESTROYING THE ECONOMY so that's what he moos about like the fat retard he is.
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Here's the reality of the whole damned thing, if you don't panic and sell you haven't lost anything. I took a hell of hit in my retirement fund, but I'm not retiring for another 20 years so I don't really care.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
Lucas has no connection to the economy, so what the fuck does he know about the everyday realities of living? He doesn't drive, so he doesn't know that gas has gone down. He doesn't buy groceries or anything else except once a month pizzas and energy drinks/soda, so he doesn't track prices in stores. He has no savings or retirement and and never has, so he has zero experience with the market. But some lying leftist rag had a headline about Biden economy = good, TRUMP IS DESTROYING THE ECONOMY so that's what he moos about like the fat retard he is.
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For Lucas, its simple

economy good=more gibs (he got checks under Biden).
Economy bad = theyre taking my gerbs!

His appeal to normal people on economy is like his telomerase bullshit. He wants free gibs and underage girls. He'll use whatever he can to appeal to.other people. If telomesese talk convinces one zoomer, he wins. If all the shit he talks about the economy doesn't impact his free ride, he could give a shit. In fact he'd say 'good! Now you greedies can't drive your cars'
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas says his girlfriend will get lavish gifts but also says he is broke. And you better be between 18-24 to date this fat middle aged bum! Be a socialist too! 🐄 🐮


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"My last job was at Walmart 9 months ago <brief pause> so there's that." LOL

He thinks he's so sly with providing 'lavish gifts within reason'. Somehow, he doesn't think a Gen Z bae will be able to put 2 and 2 together. That a homeless schizofrenic bum that got fired from Walmart won't be able to pay for anything because it's not reasonable to pay for..... anything. Also, new headset? Why the fuck is he wearing a hat that's not all the way on with a headset sitting on top of it? It's so retarded and I can't handle it.
 
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Lucas says his girlfriend will get lavish gifts but also says he is broke. And you better be between 18-24 to date this fat middle aged bum! Be a socialist too! 🐄 🐮


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Expect lavish gift giving and constant praise

Sounds like a simp trying to get the attention of his favorite e-whore. Considering lucas's demands that anybody who claims to be interested is to facetime with him to 'prove' shes not a troll and actually a woman, that makes it sound even more like an e-whore situation

Luca better be careful, there are tons of predatory camgirl types who would hear that shit out of his mouth, realize he's stupid as a rock and gives people money and gifts to get what he wants out of them and fleece lucas for all he was worth. More to the point, the creepy guys who manage said camgirls would do it and tell lucas what he wants to hear as long as his pitiful simpbux kept flowing every month. Just imagine the chimpout lucas would have if he convinced himself the whore was actually his girlfriend and found out the actual woman had no idea who he was and it was just some male pimp lucas's age who was the one talking to him and telling him what he wants to hear. He'd land himself another week or two vacation in eastern state and would never live down the fact he bragged about acting creepy and sexually predatory trying to convince a man to meet him. That would be the new way to make him instantly wig out - pointing out he was trying to get a man to meet him

That said he looks absolutely retarded with that headset on. He's not in front of a computer and doesn't have music playing. He looks like an actual crazy person, like one of those retarded autistic kids in kindergarten who wears earmuffs and mittens indoors cause of sensory overload shit. Or in this case, to block out the voices on the wind

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Also, new headset? Why the fuck is he wearing a hat that's not all the way on with a headset sitting on top of it? It's so retarded and I can't handle it.
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At least he didn't pull a toque down over the headphones this time like he did with the last set. I bet that got some strange looks from people walking by
 
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Lucas says his girlfriend will get lavish gifts but also says he is broke. And you better be between 18-24 to date this fat middle aged bum! Be a socialist too! 🐄 🐮


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What even is this shit anymore? "Expect lavish gifts... but uh, my last job was Walmart 9 months ago and I'm broke", and then she has to be 18-25 to "produce the healthiest babies" but uh, "we don't have to have kids, that's up to you". Like, he immediately contradicts and destroys both his imagined selling points (willingness to simp and telomeres) back-to-back within a 47 second video. It's amazing how self-defeating he can be in such a short time frame.

Also, the title, "You're Really Beautiful". Who is, Lucas? Anyone who watches the video (so mostly kiwis)? No, of course it's Imaginary Bae. So uh, what's so beautiful about her, Lucas? What features of hers do you like? Oh right, she doesn't exist. Or rather, she's a demographic: 18-25 female, from Spokane, white (if we're being honest), democratic socialist, porn star body but also loves huge greasy meals, with zero standards bigotry. Okay, so, say by some miracle a girl like that exists, and based on her previous searches ("old homeless poor steakhouse dinner", "fascist republican atheist for Bernie drives a car", and "long fecund telomerase strong baby DNA") Youtube serves her up this video. Is she supposed to look at the title and feel complimented? Or has Lucas not even pictured her reaction, necessarily, and is just kinda parasocially flirting with no one? Like, it gives him a little thrill to title the video that, as if he just texted it to a girl?
 
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