Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
DSaC said:
I'm a bit late, but it's worth mentioning that there's never been definitive proof that Billy cheated.
Thing is, you don't need proof that he cheated, just that the records didn't follow the rules, and we know for a fact that Billy didn't follow the rules (played on MAME, played on a modified cabinet).
Also, Billy's not like Todd Rogers where he's just some nobody who blatantly lied about his own skills. He's genuinely really damn good at these games and has proven so, such as when he streamed himself pulling off a perfect Pac-Man in 2019. He's not an awful guy, just a bit of a tool.
Click to expand...
What sucks is that he does have the talent and admittedly his achievements are pretty cool if you like old arcade games. Him maxing out Pac-man and flying out to Namco is a neat story. But he has to ruin it with absurd lies like the "video game player of the century" nonsense.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: Pee Cola, Vernon Dozier, Time of Space and 9 others
Großmann said:
This. The MAME debacle demonstrated that Billy was dishonest about what hardware he was using, but the actual difference is the difference between playing Goldeneye on N64 versus Nintendo Switch N64 app. It’s the same game, but there are some technical differences that only other pros at the game will perceive.
Click to expand...
That is cheating as per the rules of the high score leaderboard.
MAME scores require additional proof to be eligible for their own leaderboard.

It is like driving in the 50cc kart class with a 100cc kart.

[EDIT] Billy is still a better player at all those games than I will ever be and that is ok, he just needs to stop going batshit over the Arcade high scores from 20 years ago.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang, Pee Cola, Vernon Dozier and 13 others
Gobermental Supervisor said:
It is like driving in the 50cc kart class with a 100cc kart.
Click to expand...
Now imagine MAME as a sexy fast formula 1 race car. It is geared to be as performant as possible, yet has the sleek, sexy feel that real hardware lacks. It literally converts every electron coursing through your computer to Donkey Kong. It's so good. It's so damn sexy. Now imagine the MAME car at the starting line, revving its engines. People are cheering, so excited it will win. They're popping the champagne already. Except the MAME car is not on a racetrack to the finish line. It's a racetrack up your asshole. The car goes in. Then out. Then in. Then out. At incredible speed. Blood is everywhere and you're basically crying at how amazingly fast it is, it's so damn cool. Yet your ass is getting ruined.
 
  • Autistic
  • Horrifying
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang, Staffy, Time of Space and 18 others
Update: I'm making a video on main using my personal archive and videos I knew existed. I won't directly say what my main account is. All of the references specifically for my video will be uploaded from the usual archive channel.

I am forcing everyone to wait until April 18th to get these videos, at least the ones that are in good taste, so I have a decent length of time to get views on mine before others can use the same resources. My archive means you don't get to yoink my shit for content before I make the content with it. And I'm saying this because there's a tranny who watches Kiwi Farms and asked if anyone has videos from why Apollo was hated.

The video is about Apollo, mainly, and how retarded Karl Jobst is for making the exact same mistakes as Apollo.

Edit: The tranny in question used the Brad thread to make a video on Brad. When I personally told them relying solely on KF is bad, especially considering it's a site that hates the trans community, they said they did it for money (with their 127 subscriber count), that they hated KF, and that sources are for people who give a shit.

If anyone wants to see and not post shit early, I'd be happy to do it in private, if they agree to hold off on posting it for a few days.
 
Last edited:
  • Dumb
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Autistic
Reactions: Pee Cola, Cringemaster Supreme, Starefag and 13 others
Corbax said:
What sucks is that he does have the talent and admittedly his achievements are pretty cool if you like old arcade games. Him maxing out Pac-man and flying out to Namco is a neat story. But he has to ruin it with absurd lies like the "video game player of the century" nonsense.
Click to expand...
It's just part of his brand and I'm sure he doesn't actually believe he's "video game player of the century".
It's the equivalent of saying "GOAT" for people who don't talk like niggers. It's not literal.
 
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: Cringemaster Supreme, Marchesa of the Vast, Alan Shore and 3 others
Großmann said:
Apparently its a monumental task to expect a redditor to leave reddit or YouTube long enough to know what you’re giving support to.
Click to expand...
You seem to be a bit incognizant, yourself. Between the original legal threats in 2021, and the MSM finally reporting in Sept. 2024 (the last fundraiser donation was about Feb. 2024), the only sources of info about this lawsuit in particular were Billy and Karl's tweets and videos. Guess who had the public's ear.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang, Cringemaster Supreme, Chester Copperpot and 2 others
Ted's Cabin said:
Now imagine MAME as a sexy fast formula 1 race car. It is geared to be as performant as possible, yet has the sleek, sexy feel that real hardware lacks. It literally converts every electron coursing through your computer to Donkey Kong. It's so good. It's so damn sexy. Now imagine the MAME car at the starting line, revving its engines. People are cheering, so excited it will win. They're popping the champagne already. Except the MAME car is not on a racetrack to the finish line. It's a racetrack up your asshole. The car goes in. Then out. Then in. Then out. At incredible speed. Blood is everywhere and you're basically crying at how amazingly fast it is, it's so damn cool. Yet your ass is getting ruined.
Click to expand...
What is this post, something that Karl Jobst posted in 2006 to sexually harass his peers?
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Pee Cola, Cringemaster Supreme, Marchesa of the Vast and 6 others
It really was a 1 in a million loss. No one could have predicted this.
A3F7EBF5-E3B6-4114-8BE4-A6C7C5263316.jpeg
(Unverified screenshot going around)
 
  • Lunacy
  • Like
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Arkin O'Brien, Adr1anD, Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang and 26 others
Annealing Crater said:
It really was a 1 in a million loss. No one could have predicted this.
View attachment 7203509
(Unverified screenshot going around)
Click to expand...
Only an Albino Nigger would rely on AI to predict the outcome of his unwinnable lawsuit and rely on it.

Well done Karl. Your case and this comment should be part of every "threats of people relying on AI" study.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: Steamy Hot Poo Poo, Marchesa of the Vast, Alan Shore and 3 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back