Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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No joke, everything that Jobst did here, Apollo Legend did first. Everything. Scamming on GoFundMe included.
And he was likely talked into doing the Billy videos by the same people.
Just look at Ersatz_Tranny backseat defaming all this time, wanna bet he always supported Karl's cope takes and supported Karl not settling?
 
It really was a 1 in a million loss. No one could have predicted this.
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Can confirm those messages exist. They will be in the discord archive i made a few days ago.
 
And he was likely talked into doing the Billy videos by the same people.
Just look at Ersatz_Tranny backseat defaming all this time, wanna bet he always supported Karl's cope takes and supported Karl not settling?
Not even. Karl literally showed up in Apollo's comments section on the apology/announcement video and said he'd carry the torch for him. At that point, he should have carried the shovel to dig Apollo's grave.

Karl was just some guy. I wish I had a link to Apollo's apology video, because Karl was the pinned comment at one point. Karl involved himself, and there was no reason for him to do so.

Edit: Scroll down, I found the thing I mentioned.
 
With all the information people are so easily digging up. How hard would it have been to have found out that the trial really wasn't about the cheating beforehand?
Convincing someone they know all they need to is the easiest way to get away with something. Think about it - someone has a history of lying, another at the moment doesn't. Most people only knew Billy for cheating, most "knew" Karl for exposing "wrongdoing". It's easy to believe that people can buy it at face value, not feel the need to look into it, and move on with their day after throwing a McDonald's trip's worth of money at him.
 
Not even. Karl literally showed up in Apollo's comments section on the apology/announcement video and said he'd carry the torch for him. At that point, he should have carried the shovel to dig Apollo's grave.

Karl was just some guy. I wish I had a link to Apollo's apology video, because Karl was the pinned comment at one point. Karl involved himself, and there was no reason for him to do so.
Did you know that Apollo not naming Billy in his goodbye video was not by choice? [EDIT] I am being sarcastic, the quoted post below is total garbage and cope. 1744318141531.png

This is the kind of brainrot I mean, that guy is just making shit up because he feels like it.
If this is one of the people Karl listened to for advice about Billy, this can only end with him jumping off a bridge next to do the Apollo skip of the Billy Lawsuit category.
 
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This is the kind of brainrot I mean, that guy is just making shit up because he feels like it.
This feels very much like the interrogation tape youtube channels that make all sorts of shit up with the power of hindsight.
At this point he scratches his ass which is a subtle muscle memory of him scratching out his victim's eyeballs
 
Did you know that Apollo not naming Billy in his goodbye video was not by choice? View attachment 7203598

This is the kind of brainrot I mean, that guy is just making shit up because he feels like it.
If this is one of the people Karl listened to for advice about Billy, this can only end with him jumping off a bridge next to do the Apollo skip of the Billy Lawsuit category.
I'm gonna be real with you, this may be the first time on the internet where I'm uncertain how far you're being sarcastic and how serious you're being, and who the brainrot is.

I work night shifts rn, and my neighbors are doing construction. If I kill myself for any reason, please ignore my note and please notify Karl Jobst that it was his fault, and please also notify everyone that I transitioned to get those numbers up.
 
Apollo had the good sense to settle. Billy let him off relatively scott free too. I guess not destroying your finances for Internet points is selling out now. I'm sad he killed himself, things could have been worse. He could have been Karl.
Everything here could have been avoided if Apollo didn't show up to Billy's event to harass him, get a cease and desist, then go back to take a second selfie with him. And Karl's situation wouldn't have happened if he just decided not to accuse Billy of killing Apollo.

But, this wasn't even the first time Apollo did this shit. Apollo was once Frogburt, and as Frogburt, he changed his whole internet persona after getting into retarded drama.
 
Did you know that Apollo not naming Billy in his goodbye video was not by choice? View attachment 7203598

This is the kind of brainrot I mean, that guy is just making shit up because he feels like it.
If this is one of the people Karl listened to for advice about Billy, this can only end with him jumping off a bridge next to do the Apollo skip of the Billy Lawsuit category.
this troon flew to another country drooling at the thought of some boomer losing a court case because he "cheated" at video games lol
 
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