Cringy & Funny Messages From Men on Dating Sites - They think they're deep because they have seen Fight Club

[p0e]

You got asked by THE Christian Weston Chandler to be his boyfriend free girl and you turned him down?

haram, I know!

 

[failed mist]

Men reading this thread, please weigh in.

A guy sends a message like “Cute dog. Do you do anal?” A girl replies “pretty gross.” and he’s like “if we can’t do anal can I cum on your tits at least”

He’s actively jerking off to the fact that she saw the message and replied, right?

 

[Dan of Steel]

Men reading this thread, please weigh in.

A guy sends a message like “Cute dog. Do you do anal?” A girl replies “pretty gross.” and he’s like “if we can’t do anal can I cum on your tits at least”

He’s actively jerking off to the fact that she saw the message and replied, right?

I'd say there's a greater than likely chance, yes and that's just as gross and pathetic as you can imagine.

 

[NerdShamer]

Men reading this thread, please weigh in.

A guy sends a message like “Cute dog. Do you do anal?” A girl replies “pretty gross.” and he’s like “if we can’t do anal can I cum on your tits at least”

He’s actively jerking off to the fact that she saw the message and replied, right?

More or less, or it's another retard doing retard things. But there's an off chance that he wants to fuck your dog

 

[The News Crews]

 

[Thé au lait]

4 years here you'd know better not to cling on to confirmation bias when finding someone's information. him being this retarded I'm sure his info is out there, you just gotta look a little harder.

Nigger that's not confirmation bias that's called class evidence, it's how you narrow things down

 

[Otterly]

Is there such a thing as a good pick up line? Its an ick when someone tries an extremely overused and unfunny pickup line. The disobedient avocado is a good example. I swear I first saw that over eight years ago and it wasn't funny then either.

I’d ask the same. What IS a good opening line? How does one say ‘hello, I find your profile attractive and would like to initiate conversation’ without sounding like a serial killer or sex pest?

 

[p0e]

I found some more

The fanfiction plus the prompt under it saying "Hey, so tell me something you're excited about" makes me laugh a lot


(I accidentally deleted this one earlier)

 

[Safir]

I’d ask the same. What IS a good opening line? How does one say ‘hello, I find your profile attractive and would like to initiate conversation’ without sounding like a serial killer or sex pest?

??? Just talk about the stuff that's in the profile that you have in common with the other person and/or are interested in. If s/he has a dog and so do you, maybe you can meet at a dog park. If s/he climbed a mountain and so did you, talk about that. If s/he climbed a mountain and you're deathly afraid of heights, ask about his/her mountain-climbing stories.

 

[Mukhrani]

You can just smell the curry stink coming off some of these. Jesus I feel bad for any woman who has to interact with these animals, which is basically all of them outside East Asia at this point.

Men reading this thread, please weigh in.

A guy sends a message like “Cute dog. Do you do anal?” A girl replies “pretty gross.” and he’s like “if we can’t do anal can I cum on your tits at least”

He’s actively jerking off to the fact that she saw the message and replied, right?

That's a distinct possibility. He also might be a maladjusted teen who gets a kick out of grossing people out. Parents these days are letting the kids get downright feral.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

The only reason the match rate for women is so high is because men have no standards.

Match rate is high because there are significantly more men than women on those apps. Most people are not using them to find dating partners, they're using them for casual sex, so men will knock on every door in front of them and try their luck on the ones that open.

 

[crazedaze]

men will knock on every door in front of them

because men have no standards.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Not entirely a case of lacking standards. You're not obligated to reel in every fish that bites your line. Some people lack confidence and cast a large net.

 

[crazedaze]

Not entirely a case of lacking standards. You're not obligated to reel in every fish that bites your line.

This contradicts what you were just saying about poor men having no options because there are so many more men. What youre saying is men are lazy and swiping right on 100 profiles in 3 minutes because they're only there to fuck randos and will make their selection once the women have done the actual work of looking at profiles and matching.

Some people lack confidence and cast a large net.

This is what a lack of standards means...

 

[NerdShamer]

Not entirely a case of lacking standards. You're not obligated to reel in every fish that bites your line. Some people lack confidence and cast a large net.

Aren't those sites filled with bots or something?

 

[Nicholas Gur]

What youre saying is men are lazy and swiping right on 100 profiles in 3 minutes because they're only there to fuck randos and will make their selection once the women have done the actual work of looking at profiles and matching.

Correct, they put the effort on the women to essentially show interest. However where the aspect of standards applies is that they can still reject them afterwards. They game the system because they're already starting at a disadvantage having a larger pool of competition. You seem to be operating under the assumption that they will just message every reply they get.

What actually happens is they mass like profiles, then sift through the ones that respond, then they send out these retarded gooner messages to further game the system in hopes that one of their selected profiles will forgo normal human interaction and skip straight to hooking up.

Aren't those sites filled with bots or something?

Probably.

 

[crazedaze]

You seem to be operating under the assumption that they will just message every reply they get.

Where are you getting this?? You seem very argumentative. Stop explaining your grand unifying theory of how all men act on dating apps when you're really just telling on yourself and whores like you.

The only reason the match rate for women is so high is because men have no standards.

That's literally what you're saying, so why are you arguing? Whore men match with everyone because they have no standards, and then they'll take whatever they can get, simple as!

 

[Vonel]

A guy sends a message like “Cute dog. Do you do anal?” A girl replies “pretty gross.” and he’s like “if we can’t do anal can I cum on your tits at least”

He’s actively jerking off to the fact that she saw the message and replied, right?

Yes maybe but probably no. It's a zero effort bs message to get a response because they're bored or spamming women to do a 'you miss every shot you don't take' thing. It's a way for guys to say "dtf?" Deep down they know exactly what they're doing but block it out/justify sexually harassing random women because it's online.
Keep in mind random shock humor is a millenial/zoomer man thing, so a guy in his own bubble will think a comment is funny and without thinking too hard about it, harass women because his parents/society did not teach him how his actions affect others. Unfortunately, most men don't seem to develop theory of mind until they drop acid or do ayahuasca.
I HAVE HAD MANY MEN SAY THIS TO ME. WHY IS THIS COMMON?

I'm not justifying this, only giving my experience and perspective as a guy who has talked with a lot of other guys about dating. It's brutal talking with other men about dating because 7/10 times, even if they're in a relationship, the advice is absolute dogshit. Ironically some of the best dating advice has come from close girl friends. Idk maybe guys should be asking a fish how to be caught lol.

I’d ask the same. What IS a good opening line? How does one say ‘hello, I find your profile attractive and would like to initiate conversation’ without sounding like a serial killer or sex pest?

I've always figured a good opener is any way to show someone you're interesting and worth dedicating braincells to. There are no real rules. As long as it's an interesting way to start a conversation that you can eventually lead into casually meeting for coffee, then sure, its a good opener.

I don't know anyone who would use a corny generic pickup line unironically, as every other drooling 90iq retard has already run it into the ground. The only people I could see using them are the guys who I wrote about above or the ones that complain about not getting a single match after years of using an app.
I do use them to rizz up (annoy) my girlfriend, she hates it.

 

[Executive Petrel]

this is my personal one, dude tried suicide baiting his way into pussy, I told him "not my problem" and blocked and he got on his alt and said this, 10/10 I laugh everytime

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I guess he used voice to text.

 

[Fagguccine]

Men reading this thread, please weigh in.

A guy sends a message like “Cute dog. Do you do anal?” A girl replies “pretty gross.” and he’s like “if we can’t do anal can I cum on your tits at least”

He’s actively jerking off to the fact that she saw the message and replied, right?

Yes. Odds are he's jacked it to your pics too.

Aren't those sites filled with bots or something?

Bots that promote their OF pages yeah.

Ironically some of the best dating advice has come from close girl friends. Idk maybe guys should be asking a fish how to be caught lol.

No you're absolutely right. I've always gotten a good idea of dating women by talking to girl friends of mine. I work in a pretty female dominant workplace so I tend to hear a lot about what they look for or how they want to be treated. All of them have mentioned dudes sliding in trying to send dick pics or hit on them when they just aren't interested.