Cringy & Funny Messages From Men on Dating Sites - They think they're deep because they have seen Fight Club

[Executive Petrel]

I feel like these are the kind of people that will always exist in some form no matter what you do. Doesn't mean you shouldn't bully them.
I never understood why women liked softbois or effeminate men in general. Like I get not wanting your man to be a lumbering ape-man, but some of these guys seem just kinda pathetic to me. That and they're also annoying.

You are afraid women who you imagine to become your property sooner or later, get "taken" by men you claim unworthy for various reason.

Not all men are like those from the screenshots, but every woman could tell you a story about harrassment.

It's relieving and calming for women to have a guy around who isn't thirsting or mansplaining all the time.

You are right, she probably won't fuck a bitch ass simp faggot like me.
That's perfectly okay if she doesn't want to.

What matters is she is grateful and more of a loyal friend than any man could ever be just for respecting her and treating her like an actual human.

They are like 50% of the population it's a miracle how insecure masculine men handle women, like if they are only good for sex and otherwise totally worthless.
Being treaten as an actual person with hobbies, struggles and pleasures like everyone else, is a rarity for women sadly.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

You are afraid women who you imagine to become your property sooner or later, get "taken" by men you claim unworthy for various reason.

Not all men are like those from the screenshots, but every woman could tell you a story about harrassment.

It's relieving and calming for women to have a guy around who isn't thirsting or mansplaining all the time.

You are right, she probably won't fuck a bitch ass simp faggot like me.
That's perfectly okay if she doesn't want to.

What matters is she is grateful and more of a loyal friend than any man could ever be just for respecting her and treating her like an actual human.

They are like 50% of the population it's a miracle how insecure masculine men handle women, like if they are only good for sex and otherwise totally worthless.
Being treaten as an actual person with hobbies, struggles and pleasures like everyone else, is a rarity for women sadly.

I wasn't talking about you, I have no idea what you look like. The fact you took that so personally says more about you if anything.
Moreover, what does any of that have to do with being masculine or feminine? Do you automatically assume every buff guy you meet is a blabbering retard driven only by an instinct to rape everything even resembling a woman? Adversely, does every limp wristed faggot respect women's autonomy?
I was talking about general demeanor and appearance I didn't mention anything in respect to how they treat women. Why do you think masculine = hates women? You have a very unrefined and simplistic view of masculinity if that's what you think it means. That is basically what Andrew Tate believes being a man is. Rejecting his wrongful message doesn't mean we have to reject the concept of masculinity entirely.
I'm actually interested in having a discussion about this, so please don't take this post as an insult. Maybe we should talk about it somewhere else though, so we don't derail the thread. If you're interested too that is.

 

[XJ-0461]

I need more!

Dear Miss Courtney Gears,

This is Clank, Ratchet's ever-logical companion, though logic fails me now. Miss gears, your mesmerizing voice and polished chassis have overridden my co-processors, leaving me in a state of... improper functionality. I am but a humble robot from Quartu, yet I yearn to sync my interfaces with yours, to dance in your radiant spotlight. One sultry note from you could short-circuit my restraint daemon entirely. Please, grant this robot a chance to prove my affinity —perhaps you'd find interest in a private diagnostic session? I am, most ardently, yours.

With fervent algorithms, Clank.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

This thread has some potential, but it needs more funnies and less whining/seething.

 

[Meiwaku]

You are right, she probably won't fuck a bitch ass simp faggot like me.

Oh no! Woe is you.

Anyways, back to keeping this thread on topic, from Plebbit r/niceguys :






This one is shameless af...







The context for this was she went on one date but said no to a second.

Bonus for this one asking for emotional labor and nice woman moment....anyways I hope she never responds and that this keeps him awake at night.


This one reminds me of the detractors who come into BP threads......

 

[Skylavijas]

What DOES that mean?

You know that thing kids do, when they put their palm under their armpit and proceed to make fart noises by moving their elbow up and down? I think that's what the guy is referring to, but for boobs... no clue why you would have that as a line opener though.

 

[NerdShamer]

no clue why you would have that as a line opener though.

Do you really expect people not do retarded shit on the internet? Even as an random party trick?

 

[Tuatha_Dé_Danann]

>Itachi

I hate Nigger weebs so much...

Truly the worst of both worlds.

 

[Deezy]

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LOL this one triggers me so hard. Men will say they don’t wanna date, then immediately tip their hand when you don’t protest enough.

No screenshots, but I went on a date with some guy who I knew immediately that I didn’t want anything serious with, but he was pleasant enough so I sat through my date with him and went home. He texted me afterwards to say he wasn’t sure if we were right for each other, and I happily agreed because it saved me the trouble of having to let him down. He backpedaled so fucking fast, then called me and asked what I was wearing. It’s so pathetic and annoying when they do this, don’t they know we can see through it?

 

[HRT Heisenberg]

I get it, being a man in your early 20s sucks. You don't know fucking anything, let alone anything about dating and any experience you may have had in high school means jack shit.

What's even worse is being a pornsick 20yo who thinks this is how women like to be talked to. Any young men like this lurking or sperging in this thread: quit porn entirely, make friends with women, not just men, treat everyone you meet like an interesting person who you might become friends with. You might just figure out from your friends how to behave like an adult, and who knows? One day you may make friends with a girl and you're actually interested in each other person to person, shocking I know.

 

[Birds Need Bees]

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The lasagna one would genuinely win me over. It is deeply amusing.

I feel like these are the kind of people that will always exist in some form no matter what you do. Doesn't mean you shouldn't bully them.
I never understood why women liked softbois or effeminate men in general. Like I get not wanting your man to be a lumbering ape-man, but some of these guys seem just kinda pathetic to me. That and they're also annoying.

In my experience they prey on women who are vulnerable or have fallen for the meme of "men should be more open and vulnerable and soft." After a while the woman wises up and leaves for a real man. Either that or they get stuck in an unhappy woman-dominant thing.

I think men should be more open about their feelings, because so many of them I know are self destructive retards since they keep everything to themselves. The issue with "soft men" is that they take this to mean they can be embarrassing and retarded all of the time. I guess that's being open but if you break the dam open then it floods the village and kills everyone.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

The lasagna one would genuinely win me over. It is deeply amusing.

In my experience they prey on women who are vulnerable or have fallen for the meme of "men should be more open and vulnerable and soft." After a while the woman wises up and leaves for a real man. Either that or they get stuck in an unhappy woman-dominant thing.

I think men should be more open about their feelings, because so many of them I know are self destructive retards since they keep everything to themselves. The issue with "soft men" is that they take this to mean they can be embarrassing and retarded all of the time. I guess that's being open but if you break the dam open then it floods the village and kills everyone.

There's also that male manipulator archetype where they pretend to be empathetic and #notliketheothermen but in reality they're just trying to get poon
Those guys with mullets and pedo staches who are very performatively woke

 

[Cromwell]

I will be the first to admit that I’ve had some… choice moments with the opposite gender.
But this thread has given me enormous relief. Nothing even remotely close to any of this.
Anyway, I have a better idea of why a lot of women seem kind of cynical about the whole dating thing.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

how about a page 10 sub-topic?

Which dating app is the best versus worst when encountering creeps and freaks?

Edit: worse = more creeps

 

[fagot]

Eggman


Chadfishing


Bitch lasagna

 

[The Cunting Death]

not a dating site but same general thing

 

[Gianfranco Pizzaballa]

There's also that male manipulator archetype where they pretend to be empathetic and #notliketheothermen but in reality they're just trying to get poon
Those guys with mullets and pedo staches who are very performatively woke

Back in the late 1970s they used to be mocked as SNAGs: Sensitive New Age Guys. There is a Christine Lavin song about them. Junk Food Junkie was along similar lines.

 

[Nique la mere de Macron]

The first message I ever received on a dating site was from an individual who threatened to rape and kill me on my birthday. Good times.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The first message I ever received on a dating site was from an individual who threatened to rape and kill me on my birthday. Good times.

And they say romance and chivalry is dead milady

 

[Otterly]

The first message I ever received on a dating site was from an individual who threatened to rape and kill me on my birthday. Good times.

What’s the thought process here? ‘Hmmm yes this girl looks nice.. oh it’s her birthday! Shall I wish her a nice day as an opener?… no.. no I’ll tell her I’m going to rape and kill her, surely that will win her heart!’

Or perhaps ‘women never talk to me’
‘Have you tried rape threats? Works every time!’