Cringy & Funny Messages From Men on Dating Sites - They think they're deep because they have seen Fight Club

[AncientPhosphur]

I’d ask the same. What IS a good opening line? How does one say ‘hello, I find your profile attractive and would like to initiate conversation’ without sounding like a serial killer or sex pest?

There isn’t one. Talk about shared mutual interests. But if they’re not being a creepy sex pest she’s probably getting the same canned responses from every other man too so make it funny and unique or personal. Never had a problem with openers it was more the girls ended up not being what I was looking for in a relationship on dates.

 

[Black Hole Vacation]

I’d ask the same. What IS a good opening line? How does one say ‘hello, I find your profile attractive and would like to initiate conversation’ without sounding like a serial killer or sex pest?

You talk about whatever shared interests are evident from her profile. You just have to not make the mistake of bringing male competitiveness and elitism to your conversation as shown in the OP. This is also part of why dogs are seen as a social cheat code, they're an instant low-stakes conversation starter and anyone worth calling themselves a human being is at least neutral towards animals.

Granted, lots of women don't even bother writing anything in their profiles and upload nothing but selfies, but you should take that to mean they aren't really worth your time.

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For context, calling cis women trans is an incel weapon of choice on their 'chadfishing' accounts

 

[draggs]

Yeah it's far better to state your political ideology in full. Women LOVE neo-nationalist libertarian antifa hiterites.

If you're at a skinhead bar, I guess

The real answer is it's better to approach with a smile and your name, which is an implicit ask for her name in response, then if she responds positively ask a light question that isn't creepy or retarded expressing interest in her as a person. People usually love to talk about themselves, man or woman. If she responds positively again you've got a conversation going which is more than half the battle

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

You talk about whatever shared interests are evident from her profile. You just have to not make the mistake of bringing male competitiveness and elitism to your conversation as shown in the OP. This is also part of why dogs are seen as a social cheat code, they're an instant low-stakes conversation starter and anyone worth calling themselves a human being is at least neutral towards animals.

Granted, lots of women don't even bother writing anything in their profiles and upload nothing but selfies, but you should take that to mean they aren't really worth your time.

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For context, calling cis women trans is an incel weapon of choice on their 'chadfishing' accounts
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How tf do you fuck a toilet. I am horrified yet intrigued.

 

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[Hitchhiker]

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What DOES that mean?



Not a dating app, but close enough. This one is pretty fucking funny though.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

I’ve got a good one, it always reminds me of why I thank goodness that I’m not in the dating scene anymore lol

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

I’ve got a good one, it always reminds me of why I thank goodness that I’m not in the dating scene anymore lol
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Pajeets really are a great example of being ugly on the inside and the outside.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Saw this one on Twitter in response to a large account posting a picture. She did in fact notice it.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

Why do any of these women dignify a response to these scrotes? Please, block and move on. They enjoy your attention, even if it’s bad. Screenshot if you must for the laughs, but seeing women actually respond is painful for me.

I’ll probably get negative reacts for this, but I am just trying to help. If no one has ever taught you to block, please let my post open your brain to the idea. My KF ignore list is like 40 scrotes long at this point.

 

[slungus22]

Why do any of these women dignify a response to these scrotes

Entertainment

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Entertainment
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I bet this guy is a tranny now

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I’ve got a good one, it always reminds me of why I thank goodness that I’m not in the dating scene anymore lol
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Saw this one on Twitter in response to a large account posting a picture. She did in fact notice it.

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Wtf is so hard about spelling the word tongue?!

Also pro tip : that word should never appear in an outreach message.

 

[Super Guido]

"You should come to my house so I can fix your teeth."

Who the fuck says something like this? Does this nigga think I'm a two-bit whore?

 

[GreenJacket]

A guy sends a message like “Cute dog. Do you do anal?” A girl replies “pretty gross.” and he’s like “if we can’t do anal can I cum on your tits at least”

He’s actively jerking off to the fact that she saw the message and replied, right?

I don't understand how another man could find this arousing.

What IS a good opening line? How does one say ‘hello, I find your profile attractive and would like to initiate conversation’ without sounding like a serial killer or sex pest?

If a women signals her interests, I usually ask her about them. This has worked several times.

 

[themanwhowalks]

What DOES that mean?


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Not a dating app, but close enough. This one is pretty fucking funny though.

This is a good line though

 

[Meiwaku]

I kinda get why so many of you hate men now

I'm glad we could have this talk.

Please see to it that your people understand that men need to fucking stop this if men want positive reputation back. Men are good at calling other men gay retarded faggots. So I suggest bullying these types of men every opportunity.

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Call them faggots on site.

 

[NerdShamer]

Please see to it that your people understand that men need to fucking stop this if men want positive reputation back. Men are good at calling other men gay retarded faggots. So I suggest bullying these types of men every opportunity.

Yeah, there's nothing that can be done about those coomers, unfortunately. Well, nothing that doesn't involves curing their porn addiction

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

I'm glad we could have this talk.

Please see to it that your people understand that men need to fucking stop this if men want positive reputation back. Men are good at calling other men gay retarded faggots. So I suggest bullying these types of men every opportunity.

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Call them faggots on site.

I feel like these are the kind of people that will always exist in some form no matter what you do. Doesn't mean you shouldn't bully them.
I never understood why women liked softbois or effeminate men in general. Like I get not wanting your man to be a lumbering ape-man, but some of these guys seem just kinda pathetic to me. That and they're also annoying.

 

[Hitchhiker]

I'm glad we could have this talk.

Please see to it that your people understand that men need to fucking stop this if men want positive reputation back. Men are good at calling other men gay retarded faggots. So I suggest bullying these types of men every opportunity.

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Call them faggots on site.

Problem is that there is always gonna be people like this. Before this sort of behavior was isolated to trailer parks, they'd get with some fat trailer park chick who thinks this sort of behavior is fine and have 5 children with fetal alcohol syndrome. The Internet has become basically one massive trailer park where the worst of the worst congregate and can harass normal people.