Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

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Listen, I'm no gooner or anything but how are these loonies recommending others go through the same thing? If I got my genitals blown off by a landmine or something I'd probably become a raging autist Lego or Warhammer enthusiast. Or probably more likely just some junkie in order to get through the day.

But if some madman who said they could change my sex just went "oops, guess your dick rotted off, lol get fucked" I'd probably be going out to buy an AR-15 and some 30 round mags. In Minecraft, of course.
It only makes sense if you think of it as a cult.

"David Miscavige locked me in a dungeon on Gold Base for three months!"

"Have you tried not being a suppressive person?"

"My dick rotted off!"

"Have you tried not being a suppressive person?"

"The surgeon gave me a snatch with the depth, texture, and smell of a roadkilled armadillo!"

"Have you tried not being a suppressive person?"
 
Question for the folx who know:

Why can't they do the teat yeet through the armpit and then figure out a way to gather and minimally remove the loose skin?

My understanding is that cancer surgery is maximally invasive because they need to get in there and get everything and they don't want loose tumor cells floating around.

However, boob jobs are minimally scarring, liposuction is minimally scarring, and skin removal surgery does leave scarring but not in a horror movie way, like they get shit lined up.

Why the hatchet job?
When you learn to perform most surgeries, you learn to perform the standard procedure according to stand. of care, not the retarded version. That's what's safe, that's what you know, that's what socialized healthcare will pay for. What's billed as a mastectomy gets performed like a mastectomy.

A lot of surgeons here aren't
plastic/reconstructive/beauty surgeons either and it shows in the absolutely hideous results

Lack of skill, lack of financial incentives, lower liability risk - and chopping is easy. They could try keyhole surgery - they're just not being given a reason to do it and the patients eagerly accept less.

Also, and this is the case for almost anything: Surgeons will have their surgeries they are proficient in, and excellent reliable surgery results are only to be had from surgeons who have experience with that specific surgery and have the ability to meaningfully evaluate their results, learn and improve.

Do not
let a guy operate on you in your local hospital just because it's nearby or he's in the correct/adjacent field if he doesn't have specific practical experience. A really poor idea unless it can absolutely not be helped.

Anyways the problem is that you can't truly meaningfully measure bullshit outcomes and try to improve on your bullshit technique. Bullshit is bullshit.
 
When you learn to perform most surgeries, you learn to perform the standard procedure according to stand. of care, not the retarded version. That's what's safe, that's what you know, that's what socialized healthcare will pay for. What's billed as a mastectomy gets performed like a mastectomy.

A lot of surgeons here aren't
plastic/reconstructive/beauty surgeons either and it shows in the absolutely hideous results

Lack of skill, lack of financial incentives, lower liability risk - and chopping is easy. They could try keyhole surgery - they're just not being given a reason to do it and the patients eagerly accept less.

Also, and this is the case for almost anything: Surgeons will have their surgeries they are proficient in, and excellent reliable surgery results are only to be had from surgeons who have experience with that specific surgery and have the ability to meaningfully evaluate their results, learn and improve.

Do not
let a guy operate on you in your local hospital just because it's nearby or he's in the correct/adjacent field if he doesn't have specific practical experience. A really poor idea unless it can absolutely not be helped.

Anyways the problem is that you can't truly meaningfully measure bullshit outcomes and try to improve on your bullshit technique. Bullshit is bullshit.
I’d just add to that: You need a particular kind of breast for a successful keyhole surgery: A small b cup.

Alas, most pooners are fat, and have usually ruined their breasts through binding, turning them into droopy sock titties.

So no keyhole for them.
 
Can you imagine the horror of waking up one morning. Feeling nothing but a concave chest where your luscious C cups used to be.

You feel something cold and flaccid in your underwear… Reach down and touch a cold, pale, piece of rolled up arm flesh where your clitoris used to be.

“WHERE IS MY CLITORIS?! WHERE IS MY VULVA?!?”

The nurse hears your screams of existential horror and runs ins to deliver the death blow. “It’s alright sweetie! YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!”
I bet it happens to them now and then even before the dementia sets in.

Ever go through a really horrifying ordeal- the unexpected loss of a close loved one, say, or a major accident or natural disaster- and sometimes, for a few seconds, maybe even a whole minute, when you first wake up in the morning, you forget what happened? You were asleep, relaxed, at rest. The the daylight filters in, the birds are singing. You wake up, and for a second, it's like it always was before. Jane is still alive. You still have the house. You will be getting up and going about your usual routine-

And then you become fully aware and awake, and you realize it all at once- no. Jane is dead. The house burned down. And now you're staying at someone else's house and you have to start over again.

I bet you money they all go through that, a few seconds of horror, at least a few times per year.
 
When you learn to perform most surgeries, you learn to perform the standard procedure according to stand. of care, not the retarded version. That's what's safe, that's what you know, that's what socialized healthcare will pay for. What's billed as a mastectomy gets performed like a mastectomy.

A lot of surgeons here aren't
plastic/reconstructive/beauty surgeons either and it shows in the absolutely hideous results

Lack of skill, lack of financial incentives, lower liability risk - and chopping is easy. They could try keyhole surgery - they're just not being given a reason to do it and the patients eagerly accept less.

Also, and this is the case for almost anything: Surgeons will have their surgeries they are proficient in, and excellent reliable surgery results are only to be had from surgeons who have experience with that specific surgery and have the ability to meaningfully evaluate their results, learn and improve.

Do not
let a guy operate on you in your local hospital just because it's nearby or he's in the correct/adjacent field if he doesn't have specific practical experience. A really poor idea unless it can absolutely not be helped.

Anyways the problem is that you can't truly meaningfully measure bullshit outcomes and try to improve on your bullshit technique. Bullshit is bullshit.
It’s utterly baffling when they go “Well, XYZ doctor with good reviews has a wait list 2 years long but this other guy can get me in within a few months, but I can’t really find any information about him online…” AND THEY GO WITH THE RANDO. I mean, it’s all fucking retarded, but that’s just extra retarded.
 
"I HAVE FOUR NERVES IN MY DICK DOOD!":story: (Archive)
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Post op my surgeon let me know that I had 4 nerves in my graft site which, in his experience, is about 2x-4x as many as the average Phallo patient. So we’re both curious how sensation comes in.

I had my procedure a week ago and I definitely feel something for sure! And I know that sounds insane.
Trans "gay" queer jewish ADHD autistic pooner... huh :thinking:
Her posting history is so incredibly girly she's a walking stereotype, but it's a manly dood dood so it's so subversive dood!

I think the whole 'nerve hookup' has to be the biggest load of dung aspect of SRS. I don't believe for a second these doctors are able to remove something so delicates as nerves from somewhere else and 'reconnect' them, especially in a rolled up flesh burrito or an orgami'd penis. I have a hard time believing doctors can do this for people who're undergoing much safer surgeries with actual standards that can be applicable.

Also, four whole nerves? It's not like a human penis has way more than that, oh wait.

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I think the whole 'nerve hookup' has to be the biggest load of dung aspect of SRS. I don't believe for a second these doctors are able to remove something so delicates as nerves from somewhere else and 'reconnect' them, especially in a rolled up flesh burrito or an orgami'd penis. I have a hard time believing doctors can do this for people who're undergoing much safer surgeries with actual standards that can be applicable.

Also, four whole nerves? It's not like a human penis has way more than that, oh wait.

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Those are axons. Nerves are bundles of 'em. Nerve anastomosis/graft is a thing.
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Since we're talking about phallo, let's take a look at a female's. Of course, as you can see, it's not such a simple thing as what's usually illustrated, but it's certainly different than what you think. There's also this 2017 open access article journal to illustrate how is it like [link] (see figure 1). The journal article is particularly interesting since it discuss the genital sensitivity of a phallo patient.
 
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I think the whole 'nerve hookup' has to be the biggest load of dung aspect of SRS. I don't believe for a second these doctors are able to remove something so delicates as nerves from somewhere else and 'reconnect' them, especially in a rolled up flesh burrito or an orgami'd penis. I have a hard time believing doctors can do this for people who're undergoing much safer surgeries with actual standards that can be applicable.

Also, four whole nerves? It's not like a human penis has way more than that, oh wait.

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Four hacked apart ones, forty-five normal ones.... ehhh who's counting??
 
A Swedish troon who had his stinkditch installed a year ago at Sahlgrenska is complaining about "hard stuff" in his amhole which apparently smells like "a dead animal":

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The ditch itself, what does it look like?


He misses his penis and orgasms:

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My hard-earned tax kronor helped pay for this abomination:

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"Swedes do not care much about sex":

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"My surgeon is brilliant but my body closed up my vagina"

Also...

"Smells like a dead animal" :lit:
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Unironically, championing his surgeon despite ad admittedly poor outcome is the most feminine thing about him, and usually something you only see from pooners. So... congrats on unlocking such an exclusively feminine trait, Existing-Economist-7!

I just had to include this gem in the replies from today's post about the "hard stuff" that smells like a dead animal:

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The really hilarious thing is that these utter porn-rotted dickheads seem to believe they should have orgasms from sticking something inside their ”vagina”. I know a lot of current-day Reddit-tier shit claims millions of hours-long squirting vaginal and cervical orgasms, but men, I need you to know this: vaginal orgasms are not standard. Some research (done in the heady days before gender and 24/7 porn bullshit) actually found orgasms solely from vaginal penetration were almost a myth (ie they mostly didn’t happen).

WOMEN DON’T ORGASM FROM JUST STICKING SOMETHING INSIDE THEM. Please, for the love of slobbermutt, can you at least try to understand the REALITY of the sex you claim to be, men in dresses?

Actual vaginas have was less nerve endings than most skin. Actual vaginas don’t feel anywhere near the amount of touch sensation most other body skin does. Actual vaginas are designed to give birth through - and thank the gods that a real vagina can’t feel anywhere near the amount skin everywhere else does, because otherwise the pain of birth would be unbearable. Believe it or not, women’s bodies are designed perfectly to do a biological job.

A VAGINA IS NOT AN INVERTED DICK. It doesn’t feel the same as your dick, whether inside or not (also, your inverted dick is not a vagina, but you know that really, trannies, don’t you?).

There’ll be hordes of Reddit-tier idiots going ‘no, but SOME women orgasm just from vaginal penetration’. Keep believing what we fake in porn, bro. Keep believing what we tell you because it’s what you want to hear. Keep believing it because too many women are still dumb enough to believe not reacting like porn is a personal failing (not that porn shit is fake).

But yeah. I’m sure those nerves will wake up any day now. Any day, girlie pop! Someone page Kevin Gibes, we’ve got another one here.

Maybe four nerves dood could donate one, being as she’s got four more nerves than every other pooner (apparently)?
 
Who's up for another round of Are My Nipples Okay?

Rare for this sub, but they are definitely infected.

Anyways the problem is that you can't truly meaningfully measure bullshit outcomes and try to improve on your bullshit technique. Bullshit is bullshit.

Also, and this is the case for almost anything: Surgeons will have their surgeries they are proficient in, and excellent reliable surgery results are only to be had from surgeons who have experience with that specific surgery and have the ability to meaningfully evaluate their results, learn and improve.

Anyways the problem is that you can't truly meaningfully measure bullshit outcomes and try to improve on your bullshit technique. Bullshit is bullshit.

I don't know who in this thread follows the Jazz Jennings thread, but this is my same point about art. If you don't see your flaws, then you can never improve.
 
Medicalhuman, that TiF who got top surgery at 15 that I've been posting updates to is now 18 in a few weeks and is gearing up for a metoidioplasty.
For the unacquainted,
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  • Testosterone at 14.
  • Absolutely tiny. Claims 5'4" but other posts suggests this is a lie. Twin is 5'9" and older brother is 6'4"
  • Had DDD's before she had top surgery.
  • For top surgery the Doctor drew her nipples too low for her liking but she didn't say anything because she's too meek. Regrets this.
  • Revision at 17. pics here
  • Was already balding at 15 (see above)
  • She has gruffin's bodytype. Short, fat and stubby proportions. Nose ring. More piercings since above picture.
  • She selfharms, has depression
  • She's been in residential care multiple times before the age of 15; was put in the tranny ward last time but tried to get into the male ward.
  • Thinks she passes.
Previous post on her
And another
Link | Archive

Calming nerves for consult?​

I’m 17 (18 in a month and a half) and have a bottom surgery consult on Thursday and I can’t calm down I’m so nervous. I literally know the surgeon bc he literally did my top surgery. And fixed my hematoma, and did a revision, so I’ve been operated on him 3 times. But I still can’t calm down. I think I’m partially very nervous for the physical exam. I am very uncomfortable with my bits so maybe that?

Also he has to take measurements and while it’s normal it’s probably gonna get hard at the slightest of touch and that’s likely not good for the measurements of baseline 😭

And then I may be very dysphoric after bc it’s talking about my bits in detail and getting examined but then I have to go straight to school

Anyways does anyone know how to chill tf out in this context?
She's also been posting about having atrophy already and was ignoring it for months before finally getting estrogen cream. She's now complaining that it's hard to apply because she's fat and can't reach. If she's anything like the rest of the TiFs then she's added another 15-30 pounds since the above picture.
Anyways So I got prescribed the conjugated estrogen cream (Premarin)for testosterone related atrophy that I led get decently bad because I didn’t want to deal with it.

it comes with applicators but they are hard plastic and even with lube feels like it’s scraping the walls and hurts, feels like nails on a chalkboard but in there, and causes some mild bleeding from putting it in regardless of the angle. I don’t use that hole ever if that makes a difference. I can’t use my finger because my proportions are bad so longer torso but short arms mixed with having a bit of a belly, I can’t reach my finger past like an inch or inch and a half In at most so it’s not deep enough, and I guess shape, dryness, and not using it make it impossible to get the cream in without most of it being on the outside and having to try and shove it in.
 
This girl has been failed by every adult responsible for her. Are her parents super fucked up or is this another case of being terminally online?
Relevant comments I found by search
Ny parents are divorced but My mom, though I thought my dad was supportive but gaslit me into saying he was the supportive one and he was way more left wing than my mom and how supportive he was being (he was being opposite of supportive) and also said he never would have seen it coming (if was stupid obvious)

but my mom was like “you sure?” (I was 12 I think) and I was like “yes” and she was like “huh I guess it makes sense looking back”
The clinic I was through allows 13.5+ with therapist letters, Long term history with dysphoria where treatment can’t wait until older, and both parental consent. I coulda got blockers at 12 but it was WAY too late for them to do literally anything. I had very early female puberty so that was done by then. That’s probably why I’m still short is because I stopped growing like 3.5 years before I started t.

When I started I was still 14 but 3 months before I turned 15.

My mom and stepdad had to sorta do some legal stuff to make it where my dad legally had to let me get testosterone. They did that because even though they were lowkey weird about trans people, they couldn’t say they were surprised at all when I told them and they didn’t want me to keep trying to off myself.

I got top surgery at 15 too, which I’m so grateful for because I had DDDs. I got that so young through the same clinic. I can pm you where if you want but don’t want my city info out on Reddit. In terms in physical health waiting any longer binding was gonna cause more issues than it already had with my lungs and ribs and would potentially make future surgery more dangerous
Terminally online with dumb leftist parents who think saying no to children is morally wrong.
 
WOMEN DON’T ORGASM FROM JUST STICKING SOMETHING INSIDE THEM
Tuh-heh-heh… Sucks to be you but my gf disagrees!

Keep believing what we tell you because it’s what you want to hear.
Wait… Whaaa?! Women would do this?! :(

Since we're talking about phallo, let's take a look at a female's. Of course, as you can see, it's not such a simple thing as what's usually illustrated
WHADDAFUCK IS THAT PIC?!? Did someone dig up a dead woman or something?!

It may been a while, but I don’t recall labia being corpse blue.
 
It’s utterly baffling when they go “Well, XYZ doctor with good reviews has a wait list 2 years long but this other guy can get me in within a few months, but I can’t really find any information about him online…” AND THEY GO WITH THE RANDO. I mean, it’s all fucking retarded, but that’s just extra retarded.
Oh but you see their dysphoria is soooooooo horrible that they can't possibly wait that long!!!! It's life-saving surgery, after all!!! Who cares if the results will turn out god-awful, it's still way better than having perfectly functioning genitals or a normal chest, right?
 
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