Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[LonesomeDud]

Okay. I'll bite. What's the big sin this girl committed?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Aside: They have the most velvety, rich borscht on the planet and it’s somehow completely vegan. (Or at least they did the last time I was there.) Everything there is great.

What’s NOT great? Meghan’s sun damaged décolletage. I hate how she labels all of her age spots “freckles.” She’s overdue for melanoma with how many growths she has and has already had removed.

And boy is that upper blepharoplasty still obvious as hell.

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What is that thing on that woman's forehead?

 

[duckling]

What is that thing on that woman's forehead?

Microphones, she’s a stage actress

 

[Cheesegirl78]

it could explain the weird ass lumps (potentially traction lines) on the side of her face earlier this year.

Could those be injection sites for botox? I've seen it used along the jawline to give it a firmer look.

 

[duckling]

Could those be injection sites for botox? I've seen it used along the jawline to give it a firmer look.

No they’re much too dramatic. It’s possible she’s had her masseters done, I haven’t looked too closely but now that you mention it her jaw doesn’t look as strong these days as it used to so it’s possible. I’ll look more tomorrow. Regardless, swelling from Botox usually looks like a mosquito bite if any reaction occurs at all. The injection sites are also lower than the high bump I believe, like on the jaw bone.

 

[duckling]

Not as close up of a shot as I’d like but saving these images to look at tomorrow night. I won’t spoil which way I’m leaning but get ready for a really intense amateur discussion on face lift anatomy tomorrow. First image is from an article torching Meghan’s motorcade on page six and I am still looking for a closer shot of her ear from this year if anybody can find it.

https://pagesix.com/2025/04/11/royal-family/meghan-markle-hires-over-the-top-motorcade-for-broadway-night/

 

[nigel p poppycock]

I vaguely recall there being more inconsistencies but that’s all I can think of at the moment, mostly because I find it funny as fuck that they keep changing the story. Possibly bc the real version about them hooking up over snap is pretty lame and plebeian.

Yeah--"I stalked him" and "I slid into her DMs" isn't exactly a fairy tale start. I refuse to believe she had no idea who he was or anything about the royal family. And not showing up for fittings gives off this "I'm too busy and important to be bothered vibe" she likes to give off.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Okay. I'll bite. What's the big sin this girl committed?

Trying to be the top bitch. And failing. Miserably.

 

[duckling]

Did Meghan have a lower facelift? Oh boy. I'll be honest, I am expecting a bit of push back on this one. I'm going to present a lot of circumstantial evidence to suggest that yes, I think she has. Also, I just want to say that I don't think plastic surgery is a moral judgement or proves that Meghan is a succubus sent from the depths of hell who ruined the world's beloved ginger idiot. I just think analyzing for it it is interesting .

First of all, I have established previously that Meghan is not shy about going under the knife. And I don't blame her. I do not think she could have bagged Harry if she hadn't gotten a nose job. There is nothing wrong with a wide nose, of course, but I do not think Harry would have been interested; additionally I do not think Meghan's original nose suited her face but that is simply a matter of taste. This isn't even a race thing, she clearly got her nose from her white dad and his nose looks kind of ridiculous, unfortunately. I personally think her nose job looked quite nice when she was younger but I am not quick to demonize plastic surgery as other people may be. Anyhow, I discussed Meghan's lip filler, her upper blepharoplasty and rhinoplasty alongside botox and fillers, and went into more detail on her early rhinoplasty previously.

Second of all, I would like to dispense with the myth that facelifts are always obvious horrorshows. Obviously people are going to share and laugh at extreme or botched results, shown below.


Instead, well-done lower facelifts are often remarkably subtle or, if not subtle, simply not obvious. A few extremely well done facelifts that come to mind include Kristen Wiig and Madonna circa 1994 (yes, Madonna is botched now, just look at the picture below please. She had a very good face lift and this was using the facelift tech from 3 decades ago.)


I picked these two examples above for a very specific reason: I want to talk about their ears. For a really well-done lower facelift, barring extreme results, it can be challenging to really pinpoint that it happened except for a few small indicators around the ears that you usually see even with a perfect surgery. The first indicator is a small scar in front of the earlobe. In a botched surgery this can even result in a pixie ear, that is, an attached earlobe, but typically you just see a small - and I mean really, really fucking small - scar. The more obvious indicator to me is changes in the tragus, which is the little flappy bit shown pierced in the image below, which you can see also looks kinda weirdly large in the images of Wiig and Madonna above. A lot of times even with a good facelift, the tragus will look significantly different - either bigger or longer - due to how the skin is re-draped and attached. The diagram below shows one option for incisions above and around the ear for a facelift so you can see how the scar can be concealed mostly along the tragus rather than a scar along the entire front of the ear which I think most people imagine when they think about facelift scars.


Anyways, so when I'm looking at Meghan, rather than looking for big gnarly scars per se, what I'm really going to be looking at is the shape of her ear and her hair styling. First, lets get it out of the way, I do think I see a small scar in front of her ear lobe from the page 6 timage that I posted yesterday. I actually wonder if Meghan shared a B+W image with Audra McDonald to instagram to conceal a scar because she tucked her hair behind her ear when she had intended to wear it down; tucking her hair behind her ears is a nervous tic that we have seen in Meghan for years and years. There's tons of compilations on youtube that I won't share here of her doing straight up goofy stuff with her tongue or touching her hair constantly from being a giant ball of nerves. Anyways, I do think I see a faint scar in front of Meghan's ear that could be associated with a facelift, shown below untouched and then circled. If you think that's camera flash or a wrinkle that's fine, we have other stuff to talk about.


Anyhow, lets talk about Meghan's tragus. She had a pretty dainty little one in the past - see Wedding, South Africa 2019, Wimbledon 2019 below. Honestly her old ears were pretty adorable.


To my eye at least, I do think Meghan has a new tragus shape - it is elongated and attaches higher relative to her concha, like we saw in Madonna above. It also looks to me like her right earlobe (3rd image below) might be a little bit smaller/attached too low - not quite pixie ear small, but definitely not as defined as it was at, say, her wedding. As a note, I believe she had intended her hair to be framing her face in this last photo below but as mentioned above, tucking her hair behind her ear is one of Meghan's oft-observed anxiety tics.


And lastly, some reeeaally circumstantial evidence - Meghan used to freaking LOVE ultra tight buns. In the "Meghan Markle hair evolution" article below, over half her hairstyles are some form of tight bun, updo, or ponytail. If you pull that bun tight enough, it'll actually give your face a bit of a lifted effect. Some instagram models even put tape on their face to pull back their percieved jowels.

https://www.allure.com/gallery/meghan-markle-hair-evolution

I haven't seen Meghan wear a tight bun in a while and, in fact, her letting her hair swing all over the place was one of the big complaints audiences have about WL,M. She doesn't even wear an updo where it would now look more appropriate, like at the red carpet event where she showed off how her upper body fat didn't slop over her red Carolina Herrera dress anymore. When she DOES wear an updo these days, it tends to have a lot of loose hair in the back behind her ear - that is the spot where the big obvious facelift scars tend to actually be. It can be like a really big 3-4 inch scar that extends back behind the ear, depending on how much work was done.


Anyways I'm sure it amused or annoyed many of you that I was going to do a plastic surgery deep dive and all I did was make you stare at the evolution of a god damned EAR for 5 minutes, but that's because as mentioned, face lifts can be really, really subtle so the clues I look for aren't the lift itself but rather what was left behind. I'll be interested to hear what you guys think about this new plastic possibility. I might discuss her traction lines and the actual changes in her face shape some other time, but this was enough from me for now.

 

[Ass Dan]

Okay. I'll bite. What's the big sin this girl committed?

Read the thread, newfag.

Lol jk Dud but for real, read it. It's not long and it contains all the info you seek.

 

[Barbarella]

Read the thread, newfag.

Lol jk Dud but for real, read it. It's not long and it contains all the info you seek.

Just ignore the trolls.

Good job on catching the lift. Yes, always look at the ears if you wonder. So far her work is really subtle but so many of these celebrity types forget the goal is to look good for your age and not look 20.

 

[duckling]

/r/royalsgossip has typically been pretty firmly in the pro-sussex camp; however, upon news that Harry and Meghan's Archewell will no longer support a charity that made anti-israel remarks, they appear to be having an identity crisis.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoyalsGoss...archewell_stops_donating_to_charity/?sort=top https://archive.is/wip/tSxdt

top comments:



@aseverofficial stories. @fashionista, @elmswoodnco, @ambianceandliving, @eyeswoon, @thetimes (blind taste test, which is clearly a response to the bind taste test compilation that panned her spreads) @alicia_mcghee1, @littlemorgantown burkeandbrown

Spoiler

 

[Eventide]

/r/royalsgossip has typically been pretty firmly in the pro-sussex camp; however, upon news that Harry and Meghan's Archewell will no longer support a charity that made anti-israel remarks, they appear to be having an identity crisis.

Pro-Palestine folks on Reddit sure are braindead (well, the ones who aren't bots). They genuinely thought Prince Harry, an Afghanistan vet who casually bragged about shooting Al Qaeda terrorists in Call of Duty in his autobiography, would side with Hamas?

 

[duckling]

Oh boy we are so fucking here for the downfall arc. Ardent Harry and Meghan supporter subreddit /r/fauxmoi is losing. Their. Shit. Those of you who haven’t watched that subreddit will not truly be able to enjoy how hilarious this is to watch. As a reminder Reddit users who comment on the /r/saintmeghanmarkle subreddit - ever - are banned on sight in /r/fauxmoi, even if they do not participate in any Markle discussions there.

I highly, highly recommend that you guys laugh your way through the comments yourselves but I’ll summarize many below the link for the lazy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1jyeo7m/harry_and_meghan_have_pulled_donations_to_a/ https://archive.is/wip/PStqG

They’re dredging up Harry’s old sins that they forgot during their Markle worship era including
- the nazi costume
- racial slurs (paki)

Users claim that Meghan only ever garnered support due to people sticking it to the monarchy. They also acknowledge Meghan only left the monarchy because it didn’t work for her, Harry and Meghan do not have an issue with monarchy or colonialism itself.

There was also some brief but swiftly-corrected Diana worship, lol.

 

[Yakka Hula]

Did Meghan have a lower facelift? Oh boy. I'll be honest, I am expecting a bit of push back on this one. I'm going to present a lot of circumstantial evidence to suggest that yes, I think she has. Also, I just want to say that I don't think plastic surgery is a moral judgement… I'll be interested to hear what you guys think about this new plastic possibility. I might discuss her traction lines and the actual changes in her face shape some other time, but this was enough from me for now.

There’s likely been some lifting going on (among other things; waiting to see how Michael Jacksoned her nose is going to get), and I agree that her going from tight-assed bun hairstyles to letting those greasy wig strands flop down everywhere is a great excuse for covering up scarring or obvious signs she’s had work done.

But for the love of Clive, if she’s going to continue to trot out that atrocious red Herrera dress, get some damn chicken cutlets re-installed so the chest area isn’t so sad looking. I’d rather have tits you could bounce a Buick Roadmaster off of than a facelift.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

But for the love of Clive, if she’s going to continue to trot out that atrocious red Herrera dress, get some damn chicken cutlets re-installed so the chest area isn’t so sad looking. I’d rather have tits you could bounce a Buick Roadmaster off of than a facelift.

There is literally nothing that could save the disaster that is the combination of her + that dress.

 

[Otterly]

I’m intrigued at the idea of ‘crepe mix.’ When I make English/french style pancakes at home it’s just eggs and flour and milk, pinch of salt. mix. Fry in pan.
Why would you need a ‘mix’ for this? What’s the point of putting some powder from a box Into a bowl and adding an egg and water or milk when you can just use powder (flour) from a bag and add egg and milk…? No time is saved here.
You can make shortbread biscuits with flour, sugar and butter. That’s it. Vanilla if you want it, pinch of salt. It’s not some complex alchemical secret. It takes about five minutes to chuck into a bowl or mixer.

 

[vercingotisrix]

Why would you need a ‘mix’ for this? What’s the point of putting some powder from a box Into a bowl and adding an egg and water or milk when you can just use powder (flour) from a bag and add egg and milk…?

Well, it describes Meghan to a tee in a very philosophical way, doesn’t it? Superfluous, ornery, overwrought, affected, gilded, fussy…

Nobody needs a mix for crepes, but if you’re disconnected enough you might think it’s a great, on-brand, idea. I guess.

 

[Otterly]

Well, it describes Meghan to a tee in a very philosophical way, doesn’t it? Superfluous, ornery, overwrought, affected, gilded, fussy…

Nobody needs a mix for crepes, but if you’re disconnected enough you might think it’s a great, on-brand, idea. I guess.

I really need to start marketing stuff to stupid people with more money than sense. There’s cash to be made here

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

"You know, Meghan is great at polishing a knob, she can do that for you"

i highly doubt she is great at that, she'd have to think about someone beyond herself to be good at that.

. Isn't British history filled with stories of royalty being killed for just as, if not more, petty reasons?

maybe british history is filled with that, but this is a german royal family