Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Looks like another pig wants to challenge the status quo, stalker child. Prisons will be enjoyed.
 
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Fatrick confirms the long suspected notion he performs in Milwaukee's underground donkey show ring
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Didnt Use Real Email Once said:
"Hello published author here" is just begging random normies to discover the Tiny Tim fan fiction and start laughing at him. Wait, maybe that's his fat brained attempt at drumming up interest for the new installment which will surely release any week now.
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Someone tried to illustrate to pig man why thats such a stupid fucking thing for even him to say, and it flies right over his bloated frankenpork head
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Oh yeah and he is oinking and seething that members of congress are not "physically removing" social security workers
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"I ONLY TRIGGER AT THE RANGE, CHILD." :story:
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Also we got some textbook "I don't believe in jesus but this is what he would think child..." oinks
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Judge Holden said:
Pig man is awake and oinking about AI again
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God help us if IP laws were to be relaxed, and the sacred creative genius that is the upcoming Tiny Tim gets Buttfucked to Death in the Oort Cloud were to be defiled and violated by the grasping fingers of the infernal talmudic machine demons
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Yes IP laws are terrific Disney needs to have 90 years of IP control how else will they stay in business! It’s not like patents on medicines only last 20 years we know how Eli Lilly is hurting.
 
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femoralcanal said:
How are you fuckers so knowledgeable about fucking peppers? The only way I classify them is into "not hot" and "no thank you I look like a crying pussy whenever I eat those".

I never knew there's so much to it, and it sounds interesting to boot. Thank you for enlightening me, you bunch of weird food connoisseurs.

Also, Pat is fat
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We used to grow tiny chili peppers next to the pool at my aunts house.

I'm also formerly countryside, so i also went to the farmers market to pick up fresh grown ones. And I'm hispanic, so i have a natural +5 to pepper knowledge and heat resistance
 
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John_Smith said:
Modern jalapenos are retarded and the Industrial food concerns are responsible.
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That explains the kind I grew last year for pickling being good but not spicy, they were called big boys or something as well, probably the prime example of that. Hope the ones I got this year will be hotter, I'll save some seeds from them and do them again next year if they're good.
femoralcanal said:
How are you fuckers so knowledgeable about fucking peppers? The only way I classify them is into "not hot" and "no thank you I look like a crying pussy whenever I eat those".

I never knew there's so much to it, and it sounds interesting to boot. Thank you for enlightening me, you bunch of weird food connoisseurs.

Also, Pat is fat
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I've personally always liked spicy food and when I got some space to garden I thought about what to grow that you can't easily get in decent quality from a supermarket for cheap anyway, usually that's hot peppers, especially when you like to also cook Korean food, you can get the pepper flakes or you can dry and grind the peppers yourself and have a fun hobby on the side, cooking your own sauces also included. Tomato are also big, they're so much better home grown than store bought, downside is that I've ruined store bought for me.

Peppers don't even usually get that big and if anybody's interested in growing them you can just grow some in a pot by a window that gets a good amount of sun. Even Rick is fatly able to do it in his salted strip of dirt, although I'm still convinced he just bought his grown for the photo op and bragging.
 
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Judge Holden said:
I ONLY TRIGGER AT THE RANGE, CHILD." :story:
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That is factually not true, child. He also triggers passerby's gag reflex when he poses for a photo (or just walks outside).

msd said:
I'm also formerly countryside, so i also went to the farmers market to pick up fresh grown ones. And I'm hispanic, so i have a natural +5 to pepper knowledge and heat resistance
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Can confirm about the racial trait, it's like being slavic and having a radiation resistance or being a redguard with a penalty to your intelligence score.
 
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Also we got some textbook "I don't believe in jesus but this is what he would think child..." oinks
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No stalker child, it is not merely textbook, it is what books are written about.
Really, it might be a sleeper for my favorite retarded writing from him. It's not enough for him to go "Christians. Hypocrites. Amirite? If Jesus was around today...", he has to put a sci fi spin on it, but it's also not enough if he was cloned because he must assert how he such an atheist he doesn't even believe that Jesus as a historical figure, so he has to bring in the latest pop science dire wolf to fashion some sort of Jesus look alike homunculus. A preamble that weakens his point and is makes it so you don't even get there until a second tweet.
 
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TIL that as a published author, I know everything about everything*.
I grow chillies from seed indoors on a windowsill. We had one plant that was so ridiculously prolific that we literally could not give its output away. It kept going year round. I was sprinkling chillies round at work like fucking confetti, leaving them with 'free' signs on benches, making weekly drops at a soup kitchen...why does Pat make the simplest, most wholesome things shallow and worthless?


*a letter in the local paper sometime in the 90s and a number of comics and zines around the same period.
I will now go opine on microbiology (which I know nothing about) to microbiologists, and the German Federalist State (ditto) to German historians.
 
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The Pat most Porcine is getting creative with his prison threats. With such wit we will surely be seeing Tiny Tim: Boywhore of Gor hit shelves any day now
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Also he is still trying to pretend his assigned guard/sow wrangler at the courthouse was there for Dan's protection as porkpat was totally gonna "hurt him very badly" unless the cop held him back
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Plus as of this literal minute he is busy playing internet tough pig to normies laughing at his previous posts
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