Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[Super Guido]

SUFFAH JANNIES
Hope that shitty website comes back as there are no other alternatives for anonymously shitposting with no gay shit like upvotes, asspats and post history to expose my schizophrenic tendencies

They have other gay shit though, like 10 minute wait times between posts and captchas.

 

[Fishcat]

There's no discussion on them. Twitter is just a shitpost factory about anything whenever. Reddit is reddit. Facebook is a glorified blog between friends and random strangers. It's all so tiresome.

Real talk, is there  any decent surviving non-pozzed site (other than this one) where you can just hang out and discuss hobby/interest stuff in a genuine way? Everything else seems oriented around soapboxing and clout chasing nowadays and enough has been said about the state of 4chan.

Dunno if it's been mentioned but as a former /cgl/ gull I think the current state of egl encapsulates my woes. Platforms like Instagram and TikTok are just full of fake people trying to build a cult of personality with cheap consoomer trends for their own gain, Reddit is infested with entitled newfags and predators under the guise of inclusion, 4chan was unusable due to coomers turning it into a borderline red board, splinter groups like threads on lcf are too inactive to be worth anything, old blogs are long dead and decomposed, large public Discord servers are an unholy mix of the crowd from Instagram/TikTok/Reddit now with added trannyjannying, and any of the mythical supposedly good private servers are still Discord—plus I dunno how you're supposed to get into one since it's a catch-22 of needing to know a sane person to find a place to meet sane people. All I wanted was a place to sperg peacefully about my autistic dresses with other true and honest autistic women

 

[Spergichu]

Jesus Christ, at least censor some of them
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I think I know why he'd want to watch this movie in particular.

 

[Psychobabble]

I have a profile picture of cropped feral deer furry porn, I goon to things like this full-time because I'm a hopeless porn addict

Interesting.

Spoiler

https://imgops.com/uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/avatars/l/105/105866.jpg?1637725750

 

[LucienLachance]

can't AI just moderate boards by now, why the need for humans at all

 

[Postal Cuck]

my favorite reveal of this is that each ban has a "private reason" proving that the jannies ARE seething when they ban you.

Personally, is when I found out that keep track of your own personal posts. I knew those fuckers were lying. They ban you based off of your posting history, just like Reddit faggots. The rules don't really matter, it's a matter of how much you annoy the fuck out of them.

I got banned globally because they thought I was the developer shilling their game on /v/. Just real dumb shit. If you get 80+ bans (Including if it's a warning, or 3 day ban) you're permabanned forever.

 

[Johnny Ringo]

I think anyone that created an account in April 15 2025 should have a permanent pink triangle.

Make it a clover and I'll accept my brand.

 

[giga sapling]

i miss my

Spoiler

retarded

/hoc/bros...

There really isn't a replacement for /hoc/
Normie/reddit hockey humor is so bland and sterile

 

[Stupor Mundi]

Personally, is when I found out that keep track of your own personal posts. I knew those fuckers were lying. They ban you based off of your posting history, just like Reddit faggots. The rules don't really matter, it's a matter of how much you annoy the fuck out of them.

I got banned globally because they thought I was the developer shilling their game on /v/. Just real dumb shit. If you get 80+ bans (Including if it's a warning, or 3 day ban) you're permabanned forever.

You made the fatal mistake of discussing vidya on /v/, what did you expect?

 

[AgarthaCrack]

Would have been extra funny if the MySQL database was dumped. I bet there would be even more juicy info in there.

 

[Not That Vancouver]

/k/'s actual problem were NAFO troons and people paid by the US government (janitors included) to keep cheerleading Ukraine at all costs.

ok Armatard, but honestly this happens every time there's conflict in the world. The majority of posters on k are American and most Americans are going to support current thing or be somewhat subversive, there was a lot of anti-ukie posting as well but I guess since it didn't make you mad you didn't remember it.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Even if it comes back how are mods going to deal with the endless mockery and spam? Because mind you they didnt get "hacked" by some 14 year old boy from Pakistan (unlike this digital Fort Knox) but the fucking sharty of all places. Anon will never let them live this down, its just going to be constant reminders that /qa/ won and lots of ´jaks to boot, in the first few weeks its going to drown out any other discussion.
Mods fucking hate the sharty so what are they gonna do? They are not going to reopen /qa/ thats for sure. Are they gonna implement even stricter moderation banning anybody making fun of them? 24 hour timer for new IPs?
The fallout from that nuclear own might just kill the site for good, then its really just going to be bots botting bots. Good riddance I guess.

They add all of the doxed janitor names and email addresses to the word filter (this already existed prior to the hack for certain individuals, for the same reason) and increase the new IP post timer to some ludicrous number, like one hour. This sort of thing has happened in the past and their response has always been heavy-handed. The Discord accounts and real names of various mods/janitors have been floating around for ages. Everyone knows the site fingerprints you to death and phones home to military bases.

ok Armatard, but honestly this happens every time there's conflict in the world. The majority of posters on k are American and most Americans are going to support current thing or be somewhat subversive, there was a lot of anti-ukie posting as well but I guess since it didn't make you mad you didn't remember it.

Spare me this gay shit, for a solid year only one side was allowed to post gore WEBMs. I don't care what side is winning or losing in yet another slavic retard war, I care that a unique board culture was flushed out by current day politics (and then only the western globohomo troon side is allowed to speak freely.)

 

[Fae Supremacist]

i'd wish they'd fish some public personalities like gamedevs and cartoonists who shill and astroturf their own stuff constantly on /v/ and /co/.

Most people seething about "shills" need their brain checked for worms.
No wonder 4chan doesn't get any homegrown gamedevs or creative projects anymore, the second you start getting any positive attention for doing anything you earn a dedicated schizo who does nothing but derail and spam BUY AN AD REEEEEE*

*This does not apply to Nintendo™ products of course, they're popular cultural phenomena.

 

[Miragestallio]

I never really posted much on 4chan, but I kinda had made a hobby to scroll through/adv/ and see if there were any outlandish stories to amuse myself with. It was a gold mine of retardation, though I'm sure most of it was made up

 

[CEO of Autism]

Go ahead and call me a retard, but I truly do think that if 4chan is actually kill, it would be a loss even in it's current zombified state.

Sure, tons of good stuff will be lost and the internet as a whole gets a little more closed, but my point was exclusively about 4chan tranny jannies getting doxxed. I'm actually kind of upbeat even if I use(d) 4chan a lot, if only because the bitter enemies of humanity (tranny jannies) got pwned in the funniest possible way. Karmic comeuppance.

 

[NoReturn]

MillennialSisters... the Zoomers beat us again

I'm so proud of the little mischief monkeys.

Touhou/Miku highjack on the Farms !
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Edit: the dancing gif goes surprisingly well with Emotional Skyscraper.
Edit 2: it goes even better with any of Tenshi's themes.

Miku Micute

Alright, auto-phonebooked all of the emails in the leaked jannies/mods/admins list

Download here: https://files.catbox.moe/42w6h3.zip
File tree here: https://files.catbox.moe/f75ypv.txt (did this on a VPS in India, I am not a jeet)

All a bunch of JSON files named as username-email.json, I recommend using jq to parse through them all if you know what you are doing.

Cheers everyone.

I want pictures! Pictures of the jannies!

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look at this retard who is using his business email to do janny stuff.

Next time y'all make fun of Null being fat, this is what 4chan jannies look like:
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Good work, Parker.

2chan (Futaba Channel) has a thread on the hack.

First post reads as this when translated from Japanese to English:
4chan is dead. All user passwords leaked in hack. Administrators' identities leaked (also apparently a list of FBI agents). This is bad!!!

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["Controlled Demolition"]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/4chan.37222/post-21102894

Null, the KF admin and who also used to run a chan in the past gave his opinion

Null, capital G God bless his heart, assumes one very important thing: That the guys running the 4chan shitshow actually care and want to do a competent job. That would involve moving very carefully and ensuring no repeat events can occur. They might care, they're certainly not competent, and they might not even know the deep shit they're in.
It'll be back up within a week. And hacked again in a day after that.

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

Damn I relied on /vg/ for discussion of homebrew, emulators and horror games.

The Nikke thread was unironically great.

 

[Willow Singe’s Secrets]

EVERY 4FAG THAT JOINED AND INSTANTLY CLICKED ON THIS THREAD, REMEMBER:

- Read the fucking guidelines. Learn proper posting etiquette, how to's, ETC. you get it.
- THINK BEFORE YOU POST, THIS IS NOT DISCORD. otherwise you will have to learn that the hard way...
- Nobody gives a shit about how you feel about 99% of the time, only post if its actually valuable to the discussion or funny. Basically no TMI.
- If you're a mobile please hang yourself or close the website.

I'm too lazy to write more but this should keep at least One in line.

 

[Vertigo]

You guys need to know where to look if you're saying altchans are dead.