Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[cypocryphy]

Bob must make the ladies drier than the Sahara.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Paul Ryan is like a fetus? And what political experience do you have, friendo?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Bob must make the ladies drier than the Sahara.

mine's drier than his heart valves

 

[Keystone]

mine's drier than his heart valves

It's likely to be the exact opposite, since his body and lifestyle choices put him at a huge risk for Congestive Heart Failure (CHF). His heart has to pump blood with all that fat around the arteries, veins, etc. Causes excess fluid to build up and puts a huge strain on everything else.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So Bob doesn't want any more R-rated superhero movies because he doesn't want a repeat of The Dark Age of Superhero Comics. Going off that, it's not because of quality concerns, but because they'll trigger him and remind him of the 90s. FFS, High School was rough for a lot of people, but they all grew up and moved on. Doing either is apparently too much to ask from him.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

>the one person on this site who might out-potato Phil is judging others by their appearance

Also, calling out the bullfrog neck is pretty risky when he's growing one himself:

EDIT: I just realized that Bob is probably wearing satin old-timey pajamas here. His manchild tastes aren't limited to 8-bit gaming T-shirts.

I think there's a species of Echidna where it's fur creates the illusion of spines but the fur is like removable or some shit and the Echidna is like this blob of pink flesh underneath?

That's what Bob is right now. Jesus Christ it barely looks like him.

 

[Lensherr]

So Bob doesn't want any more R-rated superhero movies because he doesn't want a repeat of The Dark Age of Superhero Comics. Going off that, it's not because of quality concerns, but because they'll trigger him and remind him of the 90s. FFS, High School was rough for a lot of people, but they all grew up and moved on. Doing either is apparently too much to ask from him.

To be fair, he does have a point with the R-rating not being what made Logan good. Unfortunately, too many film studios will think just that. Other than that, I agree with you.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

FFS, High School was rough for a lot of people, but they all grew up and moved on. Doing either is apparently too much to ask from him.

Bob's so fixated on this one period in his life he associates everyone he doesn't like with the jocks who picked on him, even if said thing has fuck-all to do with those jocks. And that to me is one of the more pathetic things about Bob.

 

[DoctorGonzo]

God damn this fat fuck is disgusting.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

why the fuck are his cheeks fucking imploding on themselves

is this some diabeetus symptom I am not aware of

The fat is overpowering his anatomical structure.

 

[Jill Kews]

I love that he, much like fellow lolcow TJ, is proud of being uncommonly tall-something nobody has control over-yet neither will admit to being fat, and in Bob's case actively attempted to give health advice to his audience at one point. Diabeetus Man's insecurity is almost as pathetic as his viewership figures.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

>the one person on this site who might out-potato Phil is judging others by their appearance

Also, calling out the bullfrog neck is pretty risky when he's growing one himself:

EDIT: I just realized that Bob is probably wearing satin old-timey pajamas here. His manchild tastes aren't limited to 8-bit gaming T-shirts.

...he's literally pre-tomgirl Chris.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

But now he looks like the basement-dwelling creepo he's always been.

 

[Bob Page]

But now he looks like the basement-dwelling creepo he's always been.

Yeah, he looks like a serial killer with that get-up.

 

[iafiv]

Out of curiosity does anyone know why Bob was bullied in high school?Either he was an innocent victim or he acted like a jerk towards everyone for some reason and then folks turned against him.Bullying can either be the result of someone wanting to express dominance over others but it can also be the result of someone acting like a weirdo towards others and then ending up shunned and attacked/bullied because of that.
Sure two wrongs don't make a right but without knowing the full details of who did what to who we only have Bob's word on this.It would be nice if another perspective was available.That's the problem with SJW types they always play the underdog i was a victim card but we never hear from someone else.Were they trully an underdog innocent victim or were they at least partially to blame for some reason.Maybe they acted weird or were jerks overall.And i know exactly what kind of reply an SJW would have to this 'Are you blaming the victim???!!!!How dare you!!!!'.But the fact remains if you only have one perspective on an event it will be at best limited at worst outright lie.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Yeah, he looks like a serial killer with that get-up.

Yeah reminds me of a scene from The Office where they're trying to teach Dwight how to interact with women and trying to help him improve asks him several questions:
1. Have you ever killed a woman?
2. How many women have you killed? and
3. Please, sir, will you not kill me?

 

[Emperor Julian]

To be fair, he does have a point with the R-rating not being what made Logan good. Unfortunately, too many film studios will think just that. Other than that, I agree with you.

On the other hand the success deadpool and logan show holywood r rating is viable commercially. Something which has been a real issue over the last few years.

Out of curiosity does anyone know why Bob was bullied in high school?

It's most likely pretty mundaine, he's a fat awkward nerd-easy prey. His inability to control his temper probably factored in since bullies love someone they can get a rise from. The extrodanary part is the level it colours his thoughts even today. I'v seen victims of childhood abuse with less baggage.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Out of curiosity does anyone know why Bob was bullied in high school?Either he was an innocent victim or he acted like a jerk towards everyone for some reason and then folks turned against him.Bullying can either be the result of someone wanting to express dominance over others but it can also be the result of someone acting like a weirdo towards others and then ending up shunned and attacked/bullied because of that.
Sure two wrongs don't make a right but without knowing the full details of who did what to who we only have Bob's word on this.It would be nice if another perspective was available.That's the problem with SJW types they always play the underdog i was a victim card but we never hear from someone else.Were they trully an underdog innocent victim or were they at least partially to blame for some reason.Maybe they acted weird or were jerks overall.And i know exactly what kind of reply an SJW would have to this 'Are you blaming the victim???!!!!How dare you!!!!'.But the fact remains if you only have one perspective on an event it will be at best limited at worst outright lie.

Given his personality and his constant shitting on "rural America, I think I can guess the reason he was bullied.

 

[The Nothingness]

Given his personality and his constant shitting on "rural America, I think I can guess the reason he was bullied.

Bullied by farm kids

 

[SuperSheep]

Out of curiosity does anyone know why Bob was bullied in high school?Either he was an innocent victim or he acted like a jerk towards everyone for some reason and then folks turned against him.Bullying can either be the result of someone wanting to express dominance over others but it can also be the result of someone acting like a weirdo towards others and then ending up shunned and attacked/bullied because of that.
Sure two wrongs don't make a right but without knowing the full details of who did what to who we only have Bob's word on this.It would be nice if another perspective was available.That's the problem with SJW types they always play the underdog i was a victim card but we never hear from someone else.Were they trully an underdog innocent victim or were they at least partially to blame for some reason.Maybe they acted weird or were jerks overall.And i know exactly what kind of reply an SJW would have to this 'Are you blaming the victim???!!!!How dare you!!!!'.But the fact remains if you only have one perspective on an event it will be at best limited at worst outright lie.

I can imagine Bob was picked on a lot back in elementary and high school. However, if his attitude today is representative of his attitude back then, he probably got the shit kicked out of him because of his scummy attitude more than he'd care to admit or realize.