Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[VOC]

Apologies for that huge image before, weird
Here have some kinoplex instead.

https://soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

 

[fckthesefcks]

Null is legally required to respond if you ask for a third time, just keep going!

gosh darn it ill do it!

 

[Sugriva]

Why does this site care so much, of course many users will come. I don't disturb any place I just lurked here and wanted to chime in.

Every site throws a bitch fit when new users join, despite the fact that websites die without growth.

 

[Margo Martindale]

This was the exploit apparently:

View attachment 7223843

Parsing PDF files is a security nightmare, the NSO made the pegasus exploit on the iPhone using the same attack vector

This is why you never open untrusted PDF files

 

[SchoolsRapeKids]

Can we have baneposting again?

?

 

[Storytime]

Can someone explain in retard terms why they can't even take the site down and just throw up a quick HTML "Under Maintenance" message or something?

The site is down dude

 

[Vertigo]

need you, how do i get in touch with you????

Use the 'Talk to Staff' Board. It's private and only mods see threads.

 

[costco rotisserie chicken]

Apologies for that huge image before, weird
Here have some kinoplex instead.

https://soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

RIP my homeboy Robert

 

[Spectre777]

It looks like one of our resident retards are mad already.
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Poor baby can't access his copious amounts of pony porn.

 

[Nuclear Unwarfare]

>Make sharty fix 4chan
>bring back /qa/
>all banned anons will only be able to post on /lgbt/ during the duration of their ban

Deal?

kind of jewish, that's like grooming the people who are still mentally stable into becoming faggots

 

[Stupor Mundi]

It's only held together by weak glue and tape, gookmoot doesn't give a shit.

The jannies and mods handle 4chan like the Adeptus Mechanicus handles technology.

We've always suspected as much but it's even more amazing to witness in reality.

 

[DumbestFaggotAward]

Just behead the current moderation and be done with it, and as other mentioned rangeban jeetland, pisrael and anything below china

 

[Teletoaster 1]

What would you post? "We're working on it." is a pretty standard notice when you're still in panic mode and assessing damage.

They could have posted something more site appropriate , not some gayass HR coded shit . Makes them look ten times gayer than they actually are.

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

gosh darn it ill do it!

You fucking reek of autism

 

[blackface enthusiast]

>Entire site breached
>Source code leaked
>Secret board with staff messages leaked
>Jannies and mod team emails leaked
>Site completely vandalized
>Best staff can do is post sassy white woman tweets
This is what you get when your administration is shock full of trannies

It's not all that surprising. 4chan staff's whole thing has been making the process as opaque as possible and putting up as much of a barrier between users and staff as possible so they can just keep shitting up the site and never have to hear a word of criticism to hurt their precious janny feefees.

need you, how do i get in touch with you????

Are you a woman, and how much do you weigh?

What would you post? "We're working on it." is a pretty standard notice when you're still in panic mode and assessing damage.

"We're working on it!"

 

[bighonkersxd]

@nigger froot Do you have any plans to expand the current number of boards to accommodate the influx of new posters? This seems like a really good opportunity to muscle in on 4chan's market share.
At the very least, I think you should put the hidden boards that overlap with old 'cuck boards (/an/, /x/, etc.) on the header so people know they exist.

Being a newfag here (only lurking previous when my favorite lolcows got hosed) I plan to go back to lurking once this blows over. I'm only here because of the current events, but I think a lot of us will stick around if Null makes an effort to give us our own board.
I'm sure plenty will go back to 4chan when it inevitably comes back up, but I think for a lot of users this may be what causes them to just leave the aging carcass behind. Having nowhere better to go is the main reason most of the oldfags stuck around imo, but now they're forced to if they don't feel like waiting in retard purgatory.
There's going to be a lot of posters looking for a new home where they can talk about their favorite hobbies and call people niggers in the ssame thread.

 

[Preacher ✝]

It resembles a rabid demented dog that you have to put down in it's state.

Very much so. An old dog that couldnt hunt or play anymore, but who's presence was so familiar it felt somewhat comforting just to see it lying there.

Thinking about it, the beginning of the end was when they started blocking VPN IPs from posting. I'd stopped posting before then, but that's when I remember most of the people I knew who did post also stopped.

 

[Idiot Inside]

They should've been running TempleOS and none of this would've happened.

 

[Mangomath]

I will say that despite knowing this is all a good thing, it requires a bit of adjustment. 4chan is just so fucking easy content and easy browsing to fill up a chunk of idle time.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

I still love 4chan. Many people here seemingly just wants it to fail.

It's weird man. It's like if you grew up in a shitty slum house in a bad neighborhood with evil landlords, but even after moving out you might sometimes drive by and remember there might have been some good times mixed with the bad. Then one day you drive by and see the house was burned to the ground, and you're told, "Well it sucked so isn't this a good thing?".
Yeah it sucked but it still doesn't really feel great. No choice but to move on I suppose.