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This mysterious red or pink Twi'lek is Maul's new apprentice, and apparently, people think this could be Darth Talon in Maul—Shadow Lord. I wouldn't be surprised.
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And here is the leaked trailer for Maul—Shadow Lord.
 
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cjv97 said:
Apparently, peoples think this could be Darth Talon in Maul - Shadow Lord. I wouldn't be surprise.
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How the FUCK did Disney fuck up having a hot Sith Twi'lek dommy mommy? Nope, gotta make her ugly! Fuck off, Disney.

Check out the official Star Wars Youtube channel for a laugh. The only Star Wars Celebration video that has over 100k views is the Hayden Christensen interview and that's only got 117k. Star Wars is dead.
 
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cjv97 said:
Star Wars just announced an unnecessary new animated series called Maul: Shadow Lord releasing next year. Like Ahsoka, while I like Maul, I'm kinda tired of seeing him, but if it was his early life as an Sith assassin, I wouldn't mind.
  • Take place after the Clone Wars.
  • Training a "new padawan" after having a vision she can help him seek revenge.
  • Rook Kast returns from Season 7 of TCW.
  • The fart deflated Inquisitor (Marrok) from the Ahsoka show returns after cameoing in Tales of the Empire and will fight Maul.

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The episode for Asajj Ventress from the Tales of the Underworld will pick up right after Dark Disciple and explains how Ventress lives. A young Jedi, who Ventress protected from the Inquisitor, mentions The Path from the Kenobi show and mentioned Quinlan Vos to Ventress and The Path is created by Vos.
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for some reason I assumed "vision" would have been translated, but I guess they kept it as-is since it's an in-universe specific jargon
 
>See there's a new Darth Maul show and get excited
>Find out its a cartoon and WOMP WOMP sound plays
>Realize that a live action version would have sucked shit anyways so oh well
*sigh*
 
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The Gene Genie said:
Is the whole thing with Ryan Gosling true? Will he fly?
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He flies now?

Is Gosling a serious role actor? His plastic surgery just makes him look fake and I don't associate him with serious roles. Despite liking Blade Runner, I never actually saw the sequel with him. I am also looking forward to Project Hail Mary. I just don't think of him as a serious actor. I have also never seen the Notebook. Come to think of it, I have seen very little roles from him. The Gray Man, Barbie, Drive and I can't think what else. Weird.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
How the FUCK did Disney fuck up having a hot Sith Twi'lek dommy mommy? Nope, gotta make her ugly! Fuck off, Disney.

Check out the official Star Wars Youtube channel for a laugh. The only Star Wars Celebration video that has over 100k views is the Hayden Christensen interview and that's only got 117k. Star Wars is dead.
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Disney seems to have a pretty explicit "No sexy women allowed" mandate
 
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Gondolindrim said:
Jesus, enough. Enough Maul, wasn't taking over TCW and Rebels for the last 2 and half seasons enough?
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All I can say is that this just again proves why they should've just let Maul stay dead, because there's nothing of value to tell that you couldn't have already done if you had one iota of competence. You have pissed away multiple chances to tell potential stories with this guy during Clone Wars and Rebels due to your beyond incompetent time and asset management. You mouthbreathing testaments to God making us in mistake did not even know you could develop more than one character at a time.

I have no interest in reading cutting room floor crap you fucking morons could not show in the two prior TV shows and movie that you had to do this. I am not interested in this desperation grab made by Dave pissing away his aura of invincibility with Rebels Season Five, err, Assoka. I am tired of him having a lower T count than JK Rowling. All this does is just invite a mix of annoyance and exhaustion to me.

Have fun digging through George's script from 13 years ago Dave you absolute faggot; I know what this is.
 
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
How the FUCK did Disney fuck up having a hot Sith Twi'lek dommy mommy? Nope, gotta make her ugly! Fuck off, Disney.

Check out the official Star Wars Youtube channel for a laugh. The only Star Wars Celebration video that has over 100k views is the Hayden Christensen interview and that's only got 117k. Star Wars is dead.
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Remember, these people had classes and power-point presentations where they're taught to de-objectify women by making them less attractive.

Are you truly surprised they do this? I mean, something like Jedi Outcast/Academy would get banhammered by them because of how Jan Ors and the female Jaden Korr have fat backsides. Or the KOTOR games where a female Revan/Exile as well as Bastila Shan, Visas Marr, Brianna, and Mira are all drop-dead gorgeous.

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They should just do more Visions instead of convoluting even more.

Imagine a new fan coming in: oh watch this movie, then thia 7 season shows, then this ongoing series, then solo film, then rebels. Jesus....
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That will never come. Animoo is too based. If Disney gives people too much animoo Star Wars, all their other SW stuff becomes irrelevant.

If someone makes a complete Dark Empire/Thrawn Trilogy anime, it'll be the Episode 7, 8, and 9 that people always wanted. And Disney can't have that, since they still view their Sequel Trilogy as the official canon.

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Looks pretty good. And the actor has some cred from being the Hound in Game of Thrones.

I just can't wait to see how Filoni utterly fucks this up. God knows the man can't write a series where the morality is nuanced, and people can have different viewpoints that might even show support for factions like the Empire from a logical viewpoint...........

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As Talon is set to get ruined, at least we still have Bastila's Titties


The Gene Genie said:
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Its true. The movie is supposed to come out next year but I'm waiting till paychecks are actually signed.

The Director is the guy from Night at the Museum series and Deadpool & Wolverine. So his work isn't terrible, but he does a lot of "action comedies" so I don't think this is going be "Top Gun but Starwars" it looks like its going to be more Whedon Marvel cringe quipfest.
 
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Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed said:
New Star Wars game announcement. For anyone that's still interested (not me).

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How do you make a Star Wars game with a big cast and there's not a single hot twilek or similar? It's going directly against its roots as a pulpy Flash Gordon homage.
Disney have made it so fucking drab and sterile.
Ghostse said:
As Talon is set to get ruined, at least we still have Bastila's Titties
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These guys get it.
 
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
How the FUCK did Disney fuck up having a hot Sith Twi'lek dommy mommy? Nope, gotta make her ugly! Fuck off, Disney.

Check out the official Star Wars Youtube channel for a laugh. The only Star Wars Celebration video that has over 100k views is the Hayden Christensen interview and that's only got 117k. Star Wars is dead.
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The worst thing now is people are just apathetic to Star Wars. Before it was hatred, fueled by passion for the brand, now its just "meh do whatever you wish, make a gay. trans, fat tentacle alien who gives birth to space god children who are actually the ones who created Anakin." And its gonna suck no matter how much money or "talent" they throw at it. Disney doesn't realize that they did this to a brand that was basically the easiest way to print money. Before the Disney buyout you could in earnesty, make a SW game or book or comic and people would go for it. Ask someone if they give a fuck now. A serious case study or thesis needs to be made on how a corporation did this in less than 15 years.
 

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