Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%
  • Total voters
    319
Vibralldo said:
Hackamania confirmed

Nick's gonna break lol
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He's going to be at a convention with degens like Melton. There are going to be people purposefully fucking with him to get him drunk and high. Melton isn't his friend, he's a sideshow that he can have on his stream for content because Melton is in love with Aaron. There is a chance he'll get a random drug test coming back to Minnesota and he instantly violates his probation with a positive test.
 
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arc minsk said:
one of the most crazy oversights in his entire lore and probably 100% responsible for his legal troubles. every single stream he did ended at 4 am and it always ended with him saying "hey guys just drank 7 bottles of whiskey. gotta go to bed so i can drive my genius kids to piano practice at 7 am" for like 3 years straight. his biggest lie is sober driving.
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Rekieta probably thinks his liver is magic and can sober him up in 3 hours like how everything else about him is special
 
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"I'm not a hypocrite, I just said something and then changed while lying and denying it!"
Lol
Sneed Force One said:
Nick smuckles about @MNPublicRecords leaking new data, reiterating "its all public".

Oh Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. I'm sure you didn't want the fact you have been seen going to slampiece April Anderson's rental property at 7286 Highway 71 South, Wilmar, MN to continue cheating on your wife.
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Nick thinks the transcripts were leaked, doesn't realize we know April's still in town and he keeps visiting her.
Cyber Autist said:
He's going to be at a convention with degens like Melton. There are going to be people purposefully fucking with him to get him drunk and high. Melton isn't his friend, he's a sideshow that he can have on his stream for content because Melton is in love with Aaron. There is a chance he'll get a random drug test coming back to Minnesota and he instantly violates his probation with a positive test.
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Melton would probably spike Nick and report him for content.
 
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MNPublicRecords said:
Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.
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minnesota is full of wacked up perverts!
 
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Vibralldo said:
"I got a better deal than everyone said I would"

Lol he's such a blatant liar. Everyone from Sean to the random Kiwi thought he was gonna walk with like a year of probation and no jail. Nick fucked up so bad he got 30 days in the hole as a FIRST TIME OFFENDER!
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Mother fucker literally admits he got slammed and given the maximum probation for his crime and that it was a harsh punishment for a first time offense. He did everything he could to piss off the court and make himself look worse and worse.
 
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Vibralldo said:
"I got a better deal than everyone said I would"

Lol he's such a blatant liar. Everyone from Sean to the random Kiwi thought he was gonna walk with like a year of probation and no jail. Nick fucked up so bad he got 30 days in the hole as a FIRST TIME OFFENDER!
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Maybe Nick is just too smart for a one year probation deal, did you ever think about that?
 
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