Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Pretty much that although I don't know much about vodka sauce specifically. But if you cook with alcohol you almost never end up with any substantial amount. The only exception I can think of offhand is when you add sherry to lobster bisque right at the end (and usually at the table).

I’ll say this his entire “I could trip the test from Vodka sauce” is the most disingenuous bullshit I’ve heard. It’s like complaining about how your parole officer stops you from going to Church because Communion will cause you to trip the test (it won’t, I’m not gonna sperg about Transubstantiation, but a sip of wine won’t make you piss hot). Most parole officers like Church attendance because regular church goers will create internal and external pressures to stick with it.

 

[hawkisnight]

He's a gay exhibitionist so it will unironically

I think he only wants coach Toe to watch him poo.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He was talking about how it’s impossible to cheat a piss test and how he wouldn’t need to cos he never had a drug problem lol

As far as Nick is concerned, the only "problem" he ever had was getting caught.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

He thinks Slaanesh and the Dark Eldar are "hilarious."

Which, for him, makes a lot of sense. I am not a big WH40K person, but the impression I got from learning about them is they are both depraved and evil.

Slaanesh is objectively hilarious.
Elves just went totally off the rails and quite literally gooned so hard the fucking multidimensional eldritch demon of lust itself got pulled into the physical realm, and half the elves were like "we got to get the fuck out of here brah" and barely made it out unmolested.
It's 40K, it's so over the top and that's why it's fun.

 

[Vibralldo]

I wonder how many times he told Kayla he was taking the kids to an activity, just to run to April's and she doesn't even notice the kids never leave with him.

Nick lying to Kayla and saying April is gone while he secretly moved her to a place he's paying for so he can keep fucking her behind everyone's back would be the cherry on top.

Nick learned NOTHING

He doesn't think drugs are harmful

He's still up at 3 am on Easter Sunday instead of preparing to spend time with his kids

He's still publicly seething about his case on YouTube where the courts can see

He still thinks that what he did is equivalent to other people drinking too much one or two times and, therefore, everyone who judges him for dosing his kid is a hypocrite

And now he's been hiding his girlfriend that he claimed he got rid of in town so he can actually cheat on his wife

The perfect, unrepentant lolcow

 

[RussianParasite]

I’ll say this his entire “I could trip the test from Vodka sauce” is the most disingenuous bullshit I’ve heard.

It only doesn’t trip the test if you don’t take a big glug from the bottle like a cool guy before using it, prude.

Also, in a vodka or other alcohol-based sauces the alcohol should cook out rather quickly. If you’re using it straight in a dessert, you’re not supposed to use enough alcohol to really even taste it. But then again, we’ve seen how Nick cooks and honestly, what would he know?

 

[Lian Xing]

Communion will cause you to trip the test (it won’t, I’m not gonna sperg about Transubstantiation, but a sip of wine won’t make you piss hot).

Every mainline Protestant denomination has a non alcoholic wine substitute at communion.

To your point, it’s more bullshit and excuses from an addict. Unfortunately, he has to want to change, and I don’t see it happening.

 

[Captain Manning]

Edit : also having a bunch of books just makes him a fan of the lore, i dont recall him ever having comments about actual gameplay.

The WH40k hobby is multifaceted. Some just do the lore, others the figures, others the game, and others all three. He's still a nerd. Now he's claiming he's not because drugs are better.

Okay. Fine. I guess. Dunno why he had to dose his 8 year old though (or be so neglectful he allowed her to dose herself). Dunno why that makes him better than anybody else. Kinda find the nerds far more respectable here, TBQH.

Slaanesh is objectively hilarious.
Elves just went totally off the rails and quite literally gooned so hard the fucking multidimensional eldritch demon of lust itself got pulled into the physical realm, and half the elves were like "we got to get the fuck out of here brah" and barely made it out unmolested.

No, it's more than that. According to Luetin09's relevant video, if you ever find yourself in danger of getting captured by the Dark Eldar, you would do well to commit suicide immediately. Because what happens next will make you wish you did.

For anybody who is rolling their eyes at this discussion invading the Rekieta thread, the relevant real-world takeaway here is that Nick likes the "torture porn" faction of WH40k. That's the simplest way I can put it. It's depraved. Like him.

You are correct WH40k is over the top in most aspects though. It's just some parts are more than others.

 

[Vect]

Elves just went totally off the rails and quite literally gooned so hard the fucking multidimensional eldritch demon of lust itself got pulled into the physical realm, and half the elves were like "we got to get the fuck out of here brah" and barely made it out unmolested.

It's better than that, Slaanesh is the embodiment of vice, for both mortals and immortals. The Eldar (Space Elves), beings capable of senses and emotions beyond humans, created a psychic reflection of their own society's depravity, meaning necessarily they were more depraved than the human imagination is capable of conceiving. To walk through the domain of Slaanesh is to offer surrender to your sickest, deepest, most depraved craving, to surrender your humanity and your dignity, to cede your soul upon an altar of desires despicable beyond words. Drowning in a well thicker than sin.

Of course Nick finds it hilarious, that's his weekday afternoon.

 

[USAroXX]

Nick lying to Kayla and saying April is gone while he secretly moved her to a place he's paying for so he can keep fucking her behind everyone's back would be the cherry on top.

Nick learned NOTHING

He doesn't think drugs are harmful

He's still up at 3 am on Easter Sunday instead of preparing to spend time with his kids

He's still publicly seething about his case on YouTube where the courts can see

He still thinks that what he did is equivalent to other people drinking too much one or two times and, therefore, everyone who judges him for dosing his kid is a hypocrite

And now he's been hiding his girlfriend that he claimed he got rid of in town so he can actually cheat on his wife

The perfect, unrepentant lolcow

Nick foregts to pay mortgage on his home
But
Remembers to pay for his minnesota 6 living quarters

DEBT LEVERAGING folks
Give MN Public Records a SINGLE DORITO

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

The Eldar (Space Elves), beings capable of senses and emotions beyond humans, created a psychic reflection of their own society's depravity, meaning necessarily they were more depraved than the human imagination is capable of conceiving

Exactly, they were gooning at unfathomable levels as a species.

 

[Vibralldo]

As far as Nick is concerned, the only "problem" he ever had was getting caught.

He totally had everything under control! If the cops didn't come in and traumatize his family then he'd have been able to use forever without causing any harm to him or his family!

I’ll say this his entire “I could trip the test from Vodka sauce” is the most disingenuous bullshit I’ve heard. It’s like complaining about how your parole officer stops you from going to Church because Communion will cause you to trip the test (it won’t, I’m not gonna sperg about Transubstantiation, but a sip of wine won’t make you piss hot). Most parole officers like Church attendance because regular church goers will create internal and external pressures to stick with it.

Nick's preemptively excusing why he's gonna piss hot. Unfortunately there's no cocaine sauce he can blame.

 

[Maker's Mark]

Nick is going to break his probation in less than 24 months and I’m being generous with that timeline.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron on STMS is reacting to @MNPublicRecords' reveal.
He's pretty blown away Nick is still up to old tricks.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Aaron on STMS is reacting to @MNPublicRecords' reveal.
He's pretty blown away Nick is still up to old tricks.

Time to suffah through STMS in non-clip form for this segment. There ain't shit to watch elsewhere right now.

EDIT: Goddammit, it's members only. Gay.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Nick is going to break his probation in less than 24 months and I’m being generous with that timeline.

I read that as 24 hours and I still considered it a reasonable assessment.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I’m sorry for the late live reaction to this, but I don’t even like Kurt. That segment, however, is particularly disgusting, because Rekieta essentially says that he always found it "soul-crushing" to be around Kurt. Yet, because he was "empathetic," he pretended to enjoy being around him, claiming that’s what true friends do...

What the heck.

Nick's views on "what true friends do" is about as useful as his views on being an astronaut.

Nick has no friends, true or otherwise. Every single one of his friends wrote the court about his character. Kurt made the mistake of thinking they were friends but Nick shut that down just like he does with everyone. Nick's a narcissistic piece of shit that never thinks beyond himself.

 

[Potatoherder]

After reread the backlog i am amazed Nick doesn't get why people watched his show. Before he went fully off the rails he seemed to go back to the boring political show he tried to pick up post-Depp. He doesn't get the difference between having a conversation with the audience and talking at the audience. I suggest Nick watches Joe's stream and learn what his old show was like. Joe's show is a 1 to 1 copy of facades Nick's show.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Time to suffah through STMS in non-clip form for this segment. There ain't shit to watch elsewhere right now.

EDIT: Goddammit, it's members only. Gay.

I've got members, I'll clip it down

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I once had the incredible Bookbinder’s Soup at the Drake in Chicago, which is sherry based. It’s basically sherry and wine with red snapper and a very cooked down mirepoix. I won’t say it made me drunk, but DAMN it made me giggle.

No, it's more than that. According to Luetin09's relevant video, if you ever find yourself in danger of getting captured by the Dark Eldar, you would do well to commit suicide immediately. Because what happens next will make you wish you did.

As a Tolkien purist, it hurts to see the Eldar name used for these degens.