Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Falcon Sebben]

I hate having to play retard's advocate, but wearing a suit to class on presentation day isn't really that weird. Trying to turn presentation day into baby's first Chippendales routine, on the other hand, was always and will always be retarded.

Yes it is that weird but then I went to high school with a guy that would always wear a suit to picture day and whenever we had a field trip.

The same crappy K-Mart suit he wore since 9th grade and always with running shoes.

Needless to say he was that weird kid that nobody liked.

 

[Wahgonga]

The whole Russ wearing a suit thing has always been hilarious. He brings it up so often. It's been obvious from page 1 that it's nothing but a cheap costume he wears to play the part of the "gentleman" to the whores he courts stalks. And it's the uniform of the supposed paralegal "professional" he could have been had he not pursued his celebrity lawsuit obsessions.

Old news but still relevant-

Here's the sharp dressed idiot from back in 2018 in Denver Reno with his truck stop fake flowers, heart shaped balloon, and a complimentary copy of his book. He's on his way to "woo and flatter" a working girl at one of the local establishments. He had to go to multiple brothels before he found a girl desperate enough to do the deed.

 

[TurboNAS]

The whole Russ wearing a suit thing has always been hilarious. He brings it up so often. It's been obvious from page 1 that it's nothing but a cheap costume he wears to play the part of the "gentleman" to the whores he courts stalks. And it's the uniform of the supposed paralegal "professional" he could have been had he not pursued his celebrity lawsuit obsessions.

Old news but still relevant-

Here's the sharp dressed idiot from back in 2018 in Denver Reno with his truck stop fake flowers, heart shaped balloon, and a complimentary copy of his book. He's on his way to "woo and flatter" a working girl at one of the local establishments. He had to go to multiple brothels before he found a girl desperate enough to do the deed.

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I can imagine the social training he got early on. Be courteous to women, dress well, bring flowers and such on a date because that’s romantic in a very generic way.

It’s a little formula he internalized and then applied it to every situation. But Russ, these are hookers. This is the one situation where you can just show up and get laid with no overtures or any niceties, just bring money and shower.

It’s like he’s perpetually reliving a high school prom in his head and wants to get everything right.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

So there's a website I found that lets you search shit from court records: https://www.judyrecords.com

A search using "russell greer"~3 (exactly that with quotes) finds them when they're at most a word apart

Here's an example of our friend: https://www.judyrecords.com/record/gwc5mbat3fe8

But holy shit there are fuckton of "Russell Greers" getting in trouble with the lawl, and they are NOT all our bro.

Oh I didn't know the 10th knew of the Greer before he Won It Big: https://www.judyrecords.com/record/v84jbluog93ab

 

[ScooterL]

just bring money and shower

I'd be surprised if a woman willing to let Russell screw her would be a stickler about the shower.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

So there's a website I found that lets you search shit from court records: https://www.judyrecords.com

A search using "russell greer"~3 (exactly that with quotes) finds them when they're at most a word apart

Here's an example of our friend: https://www.judyrecords.com/record/gwc5mbat3fe8

But holy shit there are fuckton of "Russell Greers" getting in trouble with the lawl, and they are NOT all our bro.

Oh I didn't know the 10th knew of the Greer before he Won It Big: https://www.judyrecords.com/record/v84jbluog93ab

Interesting, but the two Stallone dockets are suuuuuper outdated

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

I get wearing a suit to go out just to feel good about yourself every once in a while (like to a bar/lounge, coffee shop, or restaurant), but every day is ridiculous. He's so desperate to make people think he's hot shit, and somehow he got it in his head that simply wearing a suit to the gym or his wagie jobs would impress people.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

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Take this with a grain of salt ofc, but honestly I can imagine this happening.

I hope this guy sticks around and talks more. It sounds like he didn't know Shit Lips very well, but I'm forever fascinated by Russell's early years, how his community coddled him, and the weird shit he did.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I get wearing a suit to go out just to feel good about yourself every once in a while (like to a bar/lounge, coffee shop, or restaurant), but every day is ridiculous. He's so desperate to make people think he's hot shit, and somehow he got it in his head that simply wearing a suit to the gym or his wagie jobs would impress people.

Either that or he was brought up with super old-fashioned parents. Tradesmen in the postwar era still wore shirts and ties, maybe his adopted parents were from that era and drummed into their kids about always wearing formal dress to work no matter what?

Wouldn’t surprise me if the theory of ‘dress to impress’ is more likely, though, especially as he must know the first impression people have of him is a drooling retard. Kind of sad, really. He’s so superficial, with no understanding of people at all. A proper psychologist would have a field day with him.

 

[ScooterL]

Wouldn’t surprise me if the theory of ‘dress to impress’ is more likely, though, especially as he must know the first impression people have of him is a drooling retard.

The suit only makes that impression worse, because his jacket normally has drool on it.

 

[Wahgonga]

The suit only makes that impression worse, because his jacket normally has drool on it.

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And even if you loosen your tie as the event or evening goes on, you still keep the knot, a proper Windsor knot is
preferred, centered.

Such a sloppy idiot.

 

[obliviousbeard]

The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition number 47 states the following

Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.

Hence, you can trust him (to fail hilariously) in his legal escapades.

 

[AnOminous]

Problem is a cheap poly-blend suit you picked up at Men's Wearhouse in a 2 for 1 sale isn't going to wear as well as a tailored Italian suit that cost you $500.

And even if you had the tailored Italian suit, people would wonder why the fuck you were wearing it to a broom pushing job and just think you were a weirdo. A well-dressed weirdo like reviewbrah maybe, but a weirdo.

 

[CEO of Gay]

It’s like he’s perpetually reliving a high school prom in his head and wants to get everything right.

That sounds like the premise for a psychological horror movie if I ever heard one.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

That sounds like the premise for a psychological horror movie if I ever heard one.

Its Quantum Leap, only every episode is the retarded one.

 

[obsdj]

That sounds like the premise for a psychological horror movie if I ever heard one.

I mean...

Sooooooo, "Recalcitrant Stalker" is new, right? Based on "He's 7" I am guessing this is new? "and introducing Matthew Hardin" is sending me.

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[facepalm]

The suit is another of his childhood misconceptions. Someone told him that wearing a suit shows how serious you are taking something, like church, and he has interpreted that as that as an adult as showing how serious he takes things like his hooker dates.

Almost all of his behavior can be tied back to not evolving his thought beyond grade school.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

And even if you loosen your tie as the event or evening goes on, you still keep the knot, a proper Windsor knot is
preferred, centered.

Such a sloppy idiot.

What do you expect? The 4-in-hand is the easiest one to do. It takes the least amount of effort just like everything Russtard has ever done.

And even if you had the tailored Italian suit, people would wonder why the fuck you were wearing it to a broom pushing job and just think you were a weirdo. A well-dressed weirdo like reviewbrah maybe, but a weirdo.

Anybody who wears a suit while pushing a broom is an idiot. I'd expect somebody like him to wear it to work, change into his uniform at work, then change back into the suit to woo the whores he's going to see later. But no. He wears it when working.

What a retard.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Weird question, but do we know if Russ ever worked a job that offers 401k, or if he has a 401k account?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Weird question, but do we know if Russ ever worked a job that offers 401k, or if he has a 401k account?

Outside of his paralegal positions, which were never long term, Walmart janitorial and uber gig work don't have a you pay/we match system.