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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
You can say that, but literally everything I stated is irrefutable. It's cool if you're a fanboy but facts are facts and he is clearly misguiding his base on the law and his own words make him incredibly hypocritical to his views and stances he has been presenting he stands for since he started his channel.
I suggest you actually look at the facts I presented rather than doing what you attribute to me and sperging out at me for pointing out the nonsense of your idol. Had he refuted my evidence, said it was a mistake, unintentional, or anything of the sort it would have been done right there. But he doubled and tripled down on his nonsense. As I told him in the images, people come to him to learn and words have meaning for a reason, as well as context matters. Neither benefit his defense.
And yet not a single one of them actually called him smart. I mean wtf man surely you could find someone actually calling him smart. Maybe even me. I'm sure I at least said he had a competent, reasonable take at some point, which he did.
Honestly, I don't think Nick even cares if he'd win on the reporter argument. It's not frivolous, though, so he has every motive to go through and make it, should Judge Chupp decide it's appropriate enough to send to Minnesota.
I don’t think he’s an alcoholic, but he definitely is an alcohol enthusiast, has a bunch of different (presumably expensive) whiskeys and whatnot - I don’t know enough about alcohol to give a good description.
He said a while ago on one of his streams that the YouTube and patreon money has allowed him to shift to mostly pro bono work. Not many people in a tight spot would pass up some free lawyering that isn’t court appointed.
Nick a master manipulator? You are underestimating the intelligence of everyone that watches his stuff. People have been likely waiting for the chance at another lolcow, cept all we have found is really a small law firm in central Minnesota, ran by a boomer dork who speaks on things about cases and tries to condense the legalese bullshit down to a more understandable format that can be understood by the normies who don't go down the legalese rabbit hole.
Because there’s no law against consuming drugs, only possessing them - he made a big deal out of this on the post conviction stream and said it was an impossible contradiction and meant that there should be no drug laws at all.
This just shows how dumb he is about the law. The law strongly disfavors so-called "status offenses" like "being a drug addict" or being intoxicated unless there's something else, like disorderly conduct caused by it. You barely ever get arrested for "public intoxication" without having created some sort of ruckus, even if it's just by stumbling around like an Irish town drunk in some 19th Century comedy play.
The reason for focusing on possession is you can literally measure the amount. The issue is enforceability. The state doesn't want laws that can't be enforced, and something like how much something weighs on a scale factoring into the severity of the offense is a matter of efficiency.
He's always been shit on theory, like his cockamamie bullshit about Marbury v. Madison. At least he used to be able to admit when he was putting forward a fringe position most people find ridiculous. Boss Baby Barnes has never shown that ability, with his nonsense about bail itself being unconstitutional, despite the plain language of the Constitution clearly only prohibiting unreasonable bail.
Even the strictest textualist would interpret that as implying there is such a thing as reasonable bail.
The fact that Nick would even advance that ridiculous Franks bullshit, while simultaneously failing to criticize probable cause, shows his brain has been eaten by worms.
It's about as ironic as that Alanis Morrissette song that listed a bunch of things and none of them were ironic.
I didn't say it wasn't a joke, just that your examples were really retarded and shitty. Stuff like calling PPP a fat retard who constantly makes shit up, which he is, even though he's sometimes funny. And most of them weren't specifically that he's smart.
He was a reasonably good explainer of simple and fundamental principles early on. If he'd been absolutely full retard from the start he wouldn't have even attracted an audience.
Sorry if
but is anyone autistic enough to figure out what on earth that spooky window decal is even supposed to be? It's hard to tell if it's something culty or just something nerdy, but whatever it is looks damned weird for a central Minnesota farm girl's truck:
Rekieta keeps forgetting to call his car crash of a wife "lady rackets". He's reverted to just calling her Kayla or saying or typing "lady..." with no rackets.
Maybe it’s the opposite, someone he respects such as Melton told him it was cringe or perhaps Kayla herself has objected because she doesn’t want to be a character on his show any more. So he’s trying not to say “lady rackets” but keeps slipping up.
is anyone autistic enough to figure out what on earth that spooky window decal is even supposed to be? It's hard to tell if it's something culty or just something nerdy, but whatever it is looks damned weird for a central Minnesota farm girl's truck:
Nick claiming he got a good deal when he got 5 fucking years of probation is mind blowing, thats longer than the recommended sentence for similar offenders, that means he by definition, got a shit deal
Nick claiming he got a good deal when he got 5 fucking years of probation is mind blowing, thats longer than the recommended sentence for similar offenders, that means he by definition, got a shit deal
Not just that, it's 3 years longer than people like Kurt and Sean thought.
I assume he is trying to flex on getting the charges against Kayla dropped, but what was the point? Better both of them tested and 2 years probation each. Especially since the felony is going away if probation passed.
So, I have no idea why he tries to claim it was good.
This skelly really is the scourge of Spicer.
I said in 2024 that it's qOVER, he will not get anything in 2025 done, no LOTY, none. I might have made sarcastic remarks to get under the skin of Austin's ESL alogs but that's just dumb banter. I was rooting for Ethan Ralph or a major political lolcow crashout like Nicholas J Fuentes , Hasan Piker, desTINY or Ethan Klein. Wait, you're asking what about Austin? Who's that?
Anyway.
Many said if he streams, it'll just kill the thread because he's inherently a boring skelly nitrous huffing nigger. That would have been the case if the judge didn't throw the book at him. Now each stream a sizable group of people on site or in other circles would tolerate just to see the moment he gets naughty, and potentially thrown in irons again. It'll peak until August, it might sizzle out if he was a good little skelly but FIVE YEARS OF PROBATION? What comes after August anyway? Oh yeah, Montegraph.
This gay skeleton really is aiming for a three-peat and to be DENIED participation going forward.
What's even worse? Now that he implemented the fat nonce and his pet sheep shagger's phonebooking service, he's been getting loads and loads of gay cringe reddit slop from r/steeltoeboringshow. I wait for the day this thing gets compromised.
Imagine being top of the world, and now a "dabbleverse streamer". When I predict something, the opposite happens.
Please DON'T kill yourself, Nick.
My personal belief based on that information is that for some reason the person behind @MNPublicRecords believes that taking a picture of a screen, printing it out, and then scanning it at a library is more privacy-preserving, but Nick's thoughts on the matter might be more paranoid.
Not just that, it's 3 years longer than people like Kurt and Sean thought.
I assume he is trying to flex on getting the charges against Kayla dropped, but what was the point? Better both of them tested and 2 years probation each. Especially since the felony is going away if probation passed.
So, I have no idea why he tries to claim it was good.
He is trying to sell it as good because he needs to sell it as good to his remaining viewers.
Accepting that he was wrong is impossible for Nick.
It would automatically mean accepting that OTHERS knew better than him, this includes @Potentially Criminal who made a good faith attempt to help Nick with solid legal advice regarding his situation. If Nick had followed the good advice from people who wanted the best for him and his family he could be nearly 9 months into his probation, spared his family 9 months of their lives being dragged through the public, and he could have returned to streaming quickly, kept a larger share of his audience and maybe even fixed his life.
Instead we got this seething Skelly that cannot accept responsibility, while lying through his teeth that he is accepting responsibility, claims to accept his guilt, but goes online to explain how it wasn't really his fault, goes to do the court mandated drug assessment, but explains on stream that he isn't really an addict like "those other people".
Nick is the most cleverest man on Youtube, who got a big W over the evil gubermint.
I didn't notice it before, but the implication there'd be another gift at 10k is hilarious. If the 5k gift is happening in years, the 10k one will require the destruction of time as a concept altogether.
lol, lmao even.
This is not how a "repenting and changed man" acts.
This is how whitebread ass nigga and a scorned faggot cuck acts. Also love how much he is seething about "Elb".
Cope and sneed junkie fuck, maybe try and focus on your kids you hate so much?
Have a drink faggot and chill...
Oh... riiight... YOU CAN'T ADDICT FUCK.
He must be getting the good stuff, because even after 8 hours of mind-numbingly boring trial streaming starting this morning and continuing for however long on Viva's show this evening, he still has the energy for bitching about his ex-boyfriend and apparently doxxing @elb in tonight's nonce chat well after midnight:
or a major political lolcow crashout like Nicholas J Fuentes 
, Hasan Piker, desTINY or Ethan Klein. Wait, you're asking what about Austin? Who's that?
years, the 10k one will require the destruction of time as a concept altogether.
