Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,323 41.7%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,577
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Why do they hate us 4cuckers so much?
Because you hate change, and tried to exterminate soy culture by wiping out /qa/. It lead to your butifel shitty site getting wiped. Good riddance.
The FBI wants me to goon to bald men with glasses o algo.
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Why does it seem like every soyjak character is made to look as unpleasant/repulsive as possible. Even "joyous" and/or "cute" ones.
It is simply a representation of the times. The times are ugly, so the art is ugly on the inside. Unlike 'cuck and x*tter (((memes))) they are made with love and not to seethe or prove a politicoal tranny position.
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I started empathizing with proto-g*rmanics after the 4cuck hack because the fall of Western Rome and fall of 4cuck are eerily similar. 4cuck was once the big dog, the pioneer of internet culture. But after a long, painful, and argues decline all that was left of it was larpers refusing the get on with the times and wanking eachother off. Governors and rich land owners oppressed the serfs, who had little to no rights compared to the early farmer-soldier. The Goths actually wanted to make a Gothic-Roman state, just like how the Illyrians did. But in their arrogance the Romans refused and it lead to their downfall and the sack of their capital.
The 4cuckers are Romans, and the Soyteens are the "barbarian" Germans they refuse to understand.
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They started raiding other boards. It's entirely their own fault.
Even doe raiding was literal 'cuck culture before the tranny jannies banned it.
 
What do you think will be different when the site comes back? Will it feel like an altchan? Will the jannies go full gestapo mode?
My optimistic :optimistic: prediction is that they initially play nice to try to get the user base back but as soon as the numbers are good they'll go right back to doing what they were before, and then initiate gestapo mode.

As far as concrete changes go, /f/ is allegedly being axed but who gives a shit
If /qa/ isn't outright deleted I will be shocked
Soyjaks will probably be unofficially banned on most of the site for a while, similarly to Homostuck
Soyjaks were pretty much already like the racism outside of /b/ rule where if you piss the janny off they would use it as an excuse to ban you.
 
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