The Greater Kiwi Farms - or the Größere Kiwi-Bauernhöfe if you prefer

[Haramburger]

10 dollar sub

What footlongs actually cost rn, thanks Joe Biden!

 

[stupid frog]

There's a button to toggle it in the upper right hand corner friendo

Last time I didn't use default, I missed every single special theme Null put up : ( stubborn....

 

[Potato CPA]

10 dollar sub for absolutely nothing except an exclusive banana sticker. Guaranteed money maker.

Damnit, I wanted to react with a banana sticker, yet the option is woefully lacking. If only there were a way to remedy this....

But for real - I've heard some streams where Null just goes BALLISTIC on people and their stupid obsession with the god damn badges or stickers. He even awards an exclusive special one himself at times. Seems like the people, through their behavior, are already saying what motivates them. Offering special ones behind a paywall seems like the lowest-tier easiest option.

EDIT: Gave that gentleman I quoted a "lunacy" sticker, because it was the closest to a banana I could find

 

[PoonBrosAreValid]

Glad you are finally able to get paid. May the troons never fuck it up!

@Null any more thoughts on adding the infinite scroll script as a feature?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

The more I thought about it, offering special stickers sold by the sticker is actually a genius idea, or paying for specific emotes. “$5 for a banana sticker, $10 for a disagree but I love you sticker, $30 for a custom sticker” or some such. Same with the emotes. I’m guessing emotes would be easier to implement rather than stickers but I’m not really sure. You could also sell the T&H stickers separately for people who may only want to use one or two of those stickers.

 

[Cassius Crayfish]

Mad science, but science nonetheless.

Extremely appropriate username and avatar.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

I don't think Jesus will let me into heaven if I pay for Kiwi Farms

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

This is genuine sacrilege to read.

Damn, do I have to give back my "Greatest Sonichu Fan" trophy now?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I'm still used to the highlight indicator being that bigger text on a green block.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Offering special ones behind a paywall seems like the lowest-tier easiest option

A date out with Null would be the easiest option but something tells me he's against that idea even if it would make him shitloads of money

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I think I have one more perk idea: anonymous posting tokens.

I'm thinking of making it so that certain users in certain boards can post anonymously on a timer. Like you might get 2 posts a day or something. I want to test that as a feature and then perhaps increase the number of tokens for anon posts someone gets per day if it works as I expect.

Here goes the things you can monetize allow golden members to post on users profiles regardless of their privacy settings , allow them to snoop and see profiles regardless of their privacy settings , allow them so search and see banned' inactive members including me . There are plenty of dramafags in here who would pay for this including me . Allow for second profile creation tied for the same account similar to like facebook has without the tag . Plenty of banned users have infinity socks might as well give it to paying members .

Anonimous tokens wont work because there are limited number of users who have subscription and various users will scrutinize the users posts to figure who dunnit and then blame and harass random users . FFS I know of random users getting blamed for being AR even though they arent AR now Imagine random anonimous posts

One last thing personalised tag , like allow users to personally tag other users that they can only see like description box added to their profile .

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Can I deduct donations to kf from my taxes?

User-featured posts seems like a bad idea, even with 300 people/mo that's potentially 3 random posts featured every day. Maybe if it's completely separate from the regular feature section.
An alternative might be free question on MATI.

 

[Anonymous8330]

I'm not payin

 

[Catastrophically Retarded]

Give me 40 sheckles and you will receive lovely stickers.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

omg my bby @Thé au lait is a mod?? they grow up and become gay so fast

is this separate from T&H?

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I'm not reversing on this until I've seen its consequences over time. The people responding negatively to this are exactly who I'd expect so I'm not surprised.

Question, what about Halal threads? The comment history tended to be what people noticed and documented in the first place, or is it a matter of trying to stop halal threads altogether?
Not criticizing, genuine question. I know you mentioned being annoyed with infighting and all that.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Thread 'KiwiFarms suddendly gets a premium feature. What should it offer?'

Feb 14, 2024

You are currently using the Kiwifarms standard version, but you get the option to upgrade the premium version for only 10 dollars. One time payment,

What features should KiwiFarms premium offer for 10 dollars?

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[Reverend]

How can we get the notification/alert icons to be bigger than they are? It's very small in scale on a 27" screen.

 

[Scarthew]

I think we should be able to pay a nominal fee, say 10 bucks, to be able change other people’s avatars. Think of all the wacky shenanigans that could lead to.

Something Awful used to do that.

 

[Anonymous8330]

How can we get the notification icons to be bigger than they are? It's very small in scale on a 27" screen.

lol you don't get notifications