Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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NAL is far too retarded to come up with the idea to orchestrate a decent photoshop of herself in Casper.

This stinks of Discord gayops. There is no doubt in my mind that a-logs came up with the idea and she went along with it. There are peope who are trying to play NAL and Cobes off against each other, like that guy Chris who paid for her ticket for the last trip (we haven't forgot about you, spitter spies you better reckognize yeessth).

It was a clever trick though.
 
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The Apothic wine has been deployed and he's drinking it like water.
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"Fuck suicide but if my dad outlives my ass, I'm cool with it".
 
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If he played that Cyraxx AI song again I was going to scream lol
Lots of unhinged takes tonight
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I love him not knowing the words to his own song he literally made hahahahaah
He really used Terrence Popp’s laugh in the intro for his Crazy Train remix? Ughhhh
 
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Girl meat seller said:
He might not be interested in me :( I don’t have a Wendy’s smelling asshole.
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This line of thought has got me to thinking. What should the correct terminology be for the male equivalent of the Hagraven's Wendy scented maw of doom aka the Baconator?

I'm torn between "Dave's Hot 'N Juicy" and "Bussynator".

I'm going to go ask my local Wendy's in person! I'll print out some photos to display in the sake of anatomical correctness in case they don't understand my world wide web slang, I'd hate to show up unprepared and end up walking away misunderstood.

Edit: Wait, Cobra Salute? 10 bucks some redditor is going to reee about it being too close to a nazi salute.
 
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Prince Alexander said:
This line of thought has got me to thinking. What should the correct terminology be for the male equivalent of the Hagraven's Wendy scented maw of doom aka the Baconator?

I'm torn between "Dave's Hot 'N Juicy" and "Bussynator".

I'm going to go ask my local Wendy's in person! I'll print out some photos to display in the sake of anatomical correctness in case they don't understand my world wide web slang, I'd hate to show up unprepared and end up walking away misunderstood.

Edit: Wait, Cobra Salute? 10 bucks some redditor is going to reee about it being too close to a nazi salute.
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My first thought was the nazi salute with a little gay flip of the hand.
Like this
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
NGL, this one got me to actually laugh. I can only imagine what sicko shit he is asking for from the "song lyric generators".
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Of course it has to be about farts and shit. It is the way of the Boglim.

This one also gave me a giggle too:
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Jessica in a box
Screams aloud
Golden stream
She's so proud
Face washing claims
Oh what a delusion
Chaos reigns
Her mad conclusion


Cock sucking bitch
She yells in rage
Her antics wild
A crazy stage
Peeing in a box
She calls it art
Lost her mind
Right from the start

Urine trouble
Jessica!
Your boxy antics
Oh what a mess
Urine trouble
Jessica!
Your wild ways
No one could guess

Face washing lies
Eyes do not deceive
A shout in the night
Hard to believe
Jessica's madness
Unleashed so bold
Her box of chaos
Stories untold

Laughing at her
Can't help but smile
Jessica's tantrums
Crazy style
Peeing drama
In a cardboard box
Madness echoes
Around the blocks

Urine trouble
Jessica!
Your boxy antics
Oh what a mess
Urine trouble
Jessica!
Your wild ways
No one could guess
I wonder if he came up with the prompt himself or if it was a buddytroll.
 
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
I wonder if he came up with the prompt himself or if it was a buddytroll.
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I could see it being both, I was curious so I looked up the lyric generator websites. The first one that popped up on google was this : https://www.freshbots.org/

So if it was Cobra, I imagine he would just the first result. Interestingly it gives you the option to include specific phrases, like "piss in a box" "farts and shits", etc. He is pretty dumb but I guess if he was motivated he could navigate that website and fill out the forms.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
NGL, this one got me to actually laugh. I can only imagine what sicko shit he is asking for from the "song lyric generators".
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We're so blessed that Scrapper Steve fucked off before he could complete the boys transformation into a full diaper fur.

It's clear he has a barely concealed scat fetish. He's literally writing songs about troles eating his shit and huffing his farts.
 
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