Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 123 36.7%

  • Total voters
    335
Everytime we get these glimpses of the Balldo bunker I take psychic damage.

Same. The housecleaning issue is baffling. Ms Kays Services offers complete house cleaning in Spicer. It costs $270 for a house of Nick's size. So, let's assume he's afraid of his secrets (bank statements, sex toys, drug paraphernalia) being discovered. Undocumented Latino women (plenty in the area) would not report to authorities and do the work (often in teams) for half the price.

Better yet, all you need is one woman who is proficient in English and organizing with: "Hey, I have a special project. I need you for 3 hours, and together we will clear up all these clothes, sort by size, purge the crap, launder, and put everything back in the closets and drawers."

Two points on that:
  1. My suspicion that the kids' rooms are so full of clutter that there's no place to put clean clothes. Kids are notoriously bad at purging their stuff. That requires parentling. (This topic always makes me very MAK -MadAtKayla.)
  2. I seem to recall his dryer being broken. (He got a new one post-arrest, iirc.) This likely means that no laundry was done for months before the arrest. Gross.
they should keep it tucked away until Nick inevitably runs out of steam on the Karen Read snorestreams and tries to pivot to a new angle

Perhaps MNPR is waiting for an evening stream, famous for being more unhinged.

Or...Nick has promised to release clips of the bodycam. It would be funny if MNPR has more information in court records about the bodycam discoveries to counter whatever horseshit Nick tries to sell his audience without, say it with me, CONTEXT.

On that topic, it's a dangerous game. Showing clips of the bodycam will probably inspire backlash even from his fans. The Internet is chock-full of no-holds-barred body cam footage. I understand 'getting ahead of the story' but it's hard to imagine that this will go well for him.

Nick is popping pills on stream. 1:28:11 takes out unknown pill. ( but doesn't take it) he sets it down and acts nervous for a awhile trying to look casual af. Time passes to 1:34:13 he begins to stare at it rubbing his hands like a addict staring at a fix. 1:34:19 picks up the pill after staring at it. Pops it in his mouth at 1:34:31. Why be sneaky about talking a pill if its ok to take? Why take the pill out and not just take it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-oppNXi2gg. ( clipped section https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlhmSdu7-xY&feature=youtu.be )

Great catch. This reminds me of Day 3 of the Read trial. He went off-screen for 3ish minutes and said it was "medicinal". It was a bit odd. I took that to mean he was giving Tylenol to a sick kid. Your timestamps for Day 4 indicate that he may have a schedule for his own meds. It looks to me like he was taking this pill ahead of schedule, which is why he waited but then gave in.
 
I don't know if 'delight' is the word I would use...the only delight to be had will be the retarded excuses Nick will come up with as a cope for the (presumably) apocalyptic state of his home.
"Clearly... none of those nerds have 15 kids.. Our nanny just left us weeks prior, I didn't have the time or energy to clean after streaming.. Nothing I could have done!"
 
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"Clearly... none of those nerds have 15 kids.. Our nanny just left us weeks prior, I didn't have the time or energy to clean after streaming.. Nothing I could have done!"
I fully expect Nick to blame his audience before taking personal responsibility.
"If you FAGGOTS weren't forcing me to do all this LAW CONTENT on my channel, I'd have time to fucking clean!" :really:
 
I fully expect Nick to blame his audience before taking personal responsibility.
"If you FAGGOTS weren't forcing me to do all this LAW CONTENT on my channel, I'd have time to fucking clean!" :really:
It will never not be funny that mid implosion before the arrest he was repeatedly saying he was never a law channel and he hated the long trial streams... and the first thing he does returning after the shitstorm is trial stream.
 
Nick bragging that his daughter wasn’t hospitalized is a subtle new low.
What Nick is saying here is that, if his daughter ingested cocaine at some point in time, he did NOT take her to the hospital and instead sat next to her bed praying she would make it. Because a hospital would have called CPS and the Cops right away.

And since we know Nick had an unexplained family medical emergency, where he stayed at home with someone and did not stream for two days, what are the chances that is EXACTLY what happened?

I would bet 1 KNU on it.
 
It will never not be funny that mid implosion before the arrest he was repeatedly saying he was never a law channel and he hated the long trial streams... and the first thing he does returning after the shitstorm is trial stream.
I doubt his PO would approve of incessant coked out drunken coomstreams.
 
I seem to recall his dryer being broken. (He got a new one post-arrest, iirc.) This likely means that no laundry was done for months before the arrest. Gross.
Money spent on a new dryer is money not spent on cocaine
Our nanny just left us weeks prior
I wonder if part of the nanny leaving was Nick's refusal to get a new dryer. He probably yelled at her because she can't magic the clothes dry.
:really: No, you can't set up clothes lines in the backyard. That would make me look poor, nerd. Now take some of this cocaine and join the polycule.
 
Money spent on a new dryer is money not spent on cocaine

I wonder if part of the nanny leaving was Nick's refusal to get a new dryer. He probably yelled at her because she can't magic the clothes dry.
:really: No, you can't set up clothes lines in the backyard. That would make me look poor, nerd. Now take some of this cocaine and join the polycule.
His dryer was fine. He just never used it. Clothes were filed a foot high from bedroom to kitchen. Dirty.
 
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And the gangs who make their living from robbing other people's grow ops/kidnapping growers for ransom.
There are skeletons of field robbers and rival growers buried undiscovered in Humboldt County, CA. The huge illegal grow operations there were wild.
It costs no money to have a clean home, to clean up after yourself, to use a vacuum. All it takes is for you to CARE about something outside of yourself for more than a few seconds.
This level of filth speaks to not just the chaotic lives of addiction, but to a calculated and malicious "Fuck You" to a partner who had checked out of the marriage and the family life. The Rekieta's didn't always live this way, and while having a passel of active children can get disorganized very quickly, this is more than the absence of the nanny. This is the absence of love.
 
There are skeletons of field robbers and rival growers buried undiscovered in Humboldt County, CA. The huge illegal grow operations there were wild.

This level of filth speaks to not just the chaotic lives of addiction, but to a calculated and malicious "Fuck You" to a partner who had checked out of the marriage and the family life. The Rekieta's didn't always live this way, and while having a passel of active children can get disorganized very quickly, this is more than the absence of the nanny. This is the absence of love.
They've been like this for years. Maybe not to quite the extreme, but when Nick streamed from the Silent Hill house, he mentioned piles of clothes at least once. Kayla's trashy, and Nick's lazy.
 
Clothes were filed a foot high from bedroom to kitchen. Dirty.
Lol, next you’re going to tell me he’s a lazy, good-for-nothing drug addict that allows his household to fall apart.

Seriously though, Aaron, he has FIVE kids. They just appeared out of nowhere and need to be driven and ALL DAY.
 
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